a bit council

[Mr Peel]

What about taking the dog for a walk via the car window? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wale...

[Disastrous]

Jabosoc said:

nicanary said:

Dog Star said:

Jabosoc said:

Folding rear seats in a saloon.

That's about as left field as it gets, even on this thread.

Folding rear seats are to accomodate skis. You don't see many "council" in Gstaad.

Please elucidate...

Roof bars. What self respecting person would put skis inside their car?

Roof bars are a phenomenal faff.

[DaveGoddard]

wildcat45 said:

Commercial radio stations are very marketing based. They spend a lot of time profiling their target listener. It varies slightly from station to station but a lot aim at a 25-35 council "mum"

Some may aim higher but that is where the money is. Listen to the adverts and type of products they push. Also competitions, trips to Disney, "What would you do with five grand?" They push it as if it is a life changing sum.

There are exceptions to this rule but by and large mainstream chart hits radio is broadcast to the councilliaros.

Plus they have a playlist of about 12 songs, which shows how short a memory their listeners have.

As for P38 Range Rovers, I really like them - much more than the newer ones which are so popular with the bling-chav/thug/bully-boy brigade.

[lowdrag]

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

[Equilibrium25]

lowdrag said:

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

Ok, apologies for reprising my post from earlier today, but the same 'v' person also does all of this. I really should have quoted something like:

Vot do you fink of vat? Vey should of done somefink about vat.

It does hurt the ears and brain after a while

[motco]

lowdrag said:

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

Would it be true to say you're fed up OF it?

[SlowMoped]

Saying 'was' in place of 'were'.

I thought you was buying me a sausage roll from Greggs?

[northwest monkey]

Cheese & onion pastie for me ta.

[TheLuke]

Equilibrium25 said:

lowdrag said:

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

Ok, apologies for reprising my post from earlier today, but the same 'v' person also does all of this. I really should have quoted something like:

Vot do you fink of vat? Vey should of done somefink about vat.

It does hurt the ears and brain after a while

Ill second this! This is the kind of pratt I meant!

[WD39]

Rosscow said:

Adenauer said:

Hence the wink, Rosscow.

You Plum.

Does a 'wink' nullify something that is wrong, or must one type in an 'ironic ' manner to escape a thrashing fron our fellow PHers?

[WD39]

lowdrag said:

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

Pure cockernee geezer

[schmunk]

WD39 said:

Does a 'wink' nullify something that is wrong, or must one type in an 'ironic ' manner to escape a thrashing fron our fellow PHers?

I added a wink to my post with the aim of avoiding it being misconstrued as serious.

It didn't work.

:frownyface:

[br d]

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

[Vizsla]

br d said:

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

Come on, own up, you Photoshopped those. Nobody is that fking stupid. Are they?

[rehab71]

br d said:

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

Garden?

[Stickyfinger]

br d said:

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

[Nickbrapp]

Stickyfinger said:

br d said:

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

Photos of things from movies with a quote on are explicitly council. The only people who share those god awful minion quotes on Facebook are 100% council. stop it.

[smithyithy]

Nickbrapp said:

Photos of things from movies with a quote on are explicitly council. The only people who share those god awful minion quotes on Facebook are 100% council. stop it.

The worst ones are '99% of my friends won't share this, but the brave 1% will..' followed by some soppy, probably fake story.

fk off clogging up my news feed you cretins

[Equilibrium25]

WD39 said:

lowdrag said:

Words that end in "g" being ended with a "k". And an f in there somewhere, like "anyfink". I should, or could "of". I expect this has already cropped up given the number of pages so apologies but it does rile me. Grrr.

Pure cockernee geezer

I have to defend the cockneys here. In their accent, this works and has a certain charm and historic purity.

The ones I hear are a modern west country take on things, including all the worst language practices thrown together. Truly abominable and stomach churning. (To be clear, I am not referring to the original west country type of accent)

[Triumph Man]

rehab71 said:

br d said:

How about a couple of massive pretend candles in your front garden?

Garden?

That flue is very council as well.