a bit council

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Truckosaurus

11,417 posts

285 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Axionknight said:
Paris = council, though,.
Graffiti and unpicked-up dog poo = tres councile.

Thankyou4calling

10,625 posts

174 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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dannyDC2 said:
Facebook is an awesome tool for us 'petrolheads'.

What I don't get are people who don't have hobbies, like my mrs, why do they have Facebook accounts? All she does is moan about other girls posting their glamorous gifts, or about people themselves moaning.

I don't think I'd have it if it weren't for the 'car friends' aspect.

In short, -1 on that .
That's your wife's hobby! Being on FB moaning about others.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Axionknight said:
Take a private plane to Paris and visit a few local boutiques?

Paris = council, though, on reflection, everyone thinks it's a posh place to go, but it's just an overpriced sthole full of rude Parisians (where else would they be, I guess?).
Well, 50% are in London now

ooo000ooo

2,544 posts

195 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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I'm in the local 'spoons. Crazy range of real ales for crazy prices. Spotted a chav type getting out of a taxi, necking a bottle of Buckie before coming in.

wildcat45

8,078 posts

190 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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mp3manager said:
I would

paperbag


Back of the queue. You'll have a long wait because if given the chance I'd not climb off her for a month. Then go for beers with her Dad and talk Type 42 destroyers, missiles etc.

If that's council then get me a rent book.

tooldtocruise

260 posts

175 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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You guys need instagram

Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Stickyfinger said:
Axionknight said:
Take a private plane to Paris and visit a few local boutiques?

Paris = council, though, on reflection, everyone thinks it's a posh place to go, but it's just an overpriced sthole full of rude Parisians (where else would they be, I guess?).
Well, 50% are in London now
Does that mean Paris is now less council, or that London is now more council?

Or perhaps both?

VX Foxy

3,962 posts

244 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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tooldtocruise said:
You guys need instagram
Wassat?

whoami

13,151 posts

241 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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tooldtocruise said:
You guys need instagram
Or Tinder.

Stickyfinger

8,429 posts

106 months

Saturday 24th October 2015
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Axionknight said:
Does that mean Paris is now less council, or that London is now more council?

Or perhaps both?
Paris is more Council, the nice ones moved to "Dream on" areas of London.
London must be split by areas: 1: Hackney, 2: Council, 3: Plebs & 4: Dream on

Dand E Lion

404 posts

107 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Only managed to read the first 90 pages, so may be repeating what has gone before (in itself a bit council?) but...

Appearing on Come Dine with Me (which purports to be a cookery competition with prize money of £1000) when KFC is the only protein you eat, cooking a recipe for the first time ever in front of tv cameras and expecting it to work, and talking about 'dolphinose' potatoes

Any first name which requires additional punctuation marks - L'wren, Libérté, Amie-Leigh, Leighton-James

Semi permanent makeup



PS Apparently I am 'a bit council' according to this thread, so this post does not constitute discrimination wink

Oldred_V8S

3,716 posts

239 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Dand E Lion said:
Semi permanent makeup

vomit

WTF? Does she really get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say, Yes!
I've seen less plastic in a Barbie Doll. Horrible!

MajorProblem

4,700 posts

165 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Went to Tesco earlier - yes I know, soooo council.

Council family walking around (why do the whole extended family have to go shopping together?) anyway, one of the brats was thirsty so they grabbed him a bottle of coke off the aisle and he took a massive swig, then launched it in to the crisps section.

So,

Eating and drinking the produce whilst shopping

Dumping half eaten food and drink in the aisles

Taking your whole family out to do the weekly shop

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

168 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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CB radios

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Willy Nilly said:
CB radios
I guess that stands for 'Council Band'

Muffster

312 posts

194 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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northwest monkey said:
mp3manager said:
I would

paperbag


Not with a stolen dick.
And about as funny as cancer of the arse.

ApOrbital

9,992 posts

119 months

Sunday 25th October 2015
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Bit nippy.

kowalski655

14,692 posts

144 months

Monday 26th October 2015
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Oldred_V8S said:
Dand E Lion said:
permanent makeup

vomit

WTF? Does she really get up in the morning, look in the mirror and say, Yes!
I've seen less plastic in a Barbie Doll. Horrible!
That can't be real,surely! That has to be one of those blow up sex dolls

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 26th October 2015
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going to 'spoons and having conversations about 'being inside' so all can hear.

Bad BO whilst shopping.



Edited by The Spruce goose on Monday 26th October 07:06

JimmyConwayNW

3,077 posts

126 months

Monday 26th October 2015
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Turning up at work with horrendous BO and when having it pointed out by management saying you disagree as your mum thinks you don't smell you are just being picked on.

Calling BO Bobby orange.
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