a bit council

[KAgantua]

northwest monkey said:

myvision said:

Bang on.

Curved fence panels are incredibly council.

Not as council as giant, ghost hands haunting your neighbours trampoline

[Axionknight]

myvision said:

Your nails - cahncil.

[Stickyfinger]

Axionknight said:

myvision said:

Your nails - cahncil.

Unless you live in a flat....that is YOUR back garden

[Axionknight]

Maybe the council bouncy device has invaded from another property?

[Negative Creep]

PanzerCommander said:

doogz said:

giuliatz2 said:

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Heavy metal unless you're American

You're going to have to help me out with this one.

The original metal bands were British. Why is it council? And why is it acceptable if you're American?

I'm struggling with this one, your average chav is going to be listening to some "banging house music", drum and bass, or some other type of music that you can only really enjoy when you are off your tits on ketamine, not heavy metal.

Capital FM or KISS are the council radio stations of choice

[Bullett]

Not nailing your trampoline down properly.

Which can probably translate to not doing anything properly.

Summarised as "that'll do"

[Stickyfinger]

Axionknight said:

Maybe the council bouncy device has invaded from another property?

I assumed it was the winter storage position

Anyway, cut your grass and sort the garden cuz it looks cowncil bro

[giuliatz2]

Negative Creep said:

Capital FM or KISS are the council radio stations of choice

yep, your right. sorry about that.

[Morningside]

HTP99 said:

Saw one last week "The fairies made me do it".

Half deflated balloons on the front door where the birthday/piss up ended weeks ago.

[eggchaser1987]

[Rich_W]

PanzerCommander said:

I'm struggling with this one, your average chav is going to be listening to some "banging house music", drum and bass, or some other type of music that you can only really enjoy when you are off your tits on ketamine, not heavy metal.

I don't think that Heavy metal is chav.

I don't really think that decent House or DnB is Council either. With a proviso. What you listen to on Kiss or Capital are NOT DECENT versions of those genres. The average Chav has never heard of Fierce Angel (since Mark Doyle started on JazzFM with HedKandi before selling it to MOS) or SubSoul and Hospital records and (years ago) Good Looking Records are completely off the radar as well. The term Liquid Funk would result in massive blank looks.

Most chavs round here listen to Grime or Professor Green or that guy with the video where he cant dance and there's a million virals doing the rounds at the moment. Black Canadian guy I think? if they do go for House they think Ministry of Sound is the only thing around!

[Morningside]

People who say Crimbo.

[Matt_N]

Football club stickers on numberplates.

Or windows, or any other part of a car.

Extra council point for a scarf draped across the parcel shelf too.

[Digitalize]

Matt_N said:

Football club stickers on numberplates.

Or windows, or any other part of a car.

Extra council point for a scarf draped across the parcel shelf too.

Football paraphernalia in general really, I'd be tempted to go as far as saying the entire sport is council, but will draw the line at wearing merchandise when not playing/attending a game.

[jamiebae]

Matt_N said:

Football club stickers on numberplates.

Or windows, or any other part of a car.

Extra council point for a scarf draped across the parcel shelf too.

It never ceases to amaze me, but 90%+ of the graffiti here is just someone spraying 'GCZ' or 'FCZ' - the two football clubs in the city. That really is council.

[dtmpower]

jamiebae said:

It never ceases to amaze me, but 90%+ of the graffiti here is just someone spraying 'GCZ' or 'FCZ' - the two football clubs in the city. That really is council.

Living in Switzerland = not council.

[Europa1]

505diff said:

http://www.cambridge-news.co.uk/Parking-spaces-squ...

An area in which someone would steel your balls if they weren't in already in a bag, check out the motors in the picture.

Page won't open (happens often with the Cambridge News site), but as it's Cambridge I'm guessing Arbury?

[austinsmirk]

Rich_W said:

PanzerCommander said:

I'm struggling with this one, your average chav is going to be listening to some "banging house music", drum and bass, or some other type of music that you can only really enjoy when you are off your tits on ketamine, not heavy metal.

I don't think that Heavy metal is chav.

I don't really think that decent House or DnB is Council either. With a proviso. What you listen to on Kiss or Capital are NOT DECENT versions of those genres. The average Chav has never heard of Fierce Angel (since Mark Doyle started on JazzFM with HedKandi before selling it to MOS) or SubSoul and Hospital records and (years ago) Good Looking Records are completely off the radar as well. The term Liquid Funk would result in massive blank looks.

Most chavs round here listen to Grime or Professor Green or that guy with the video where he cant dance and there's a million virals doing the rounds at the moment. Black Canadian guy I think? if they do go for House they think Ministry of Sound is the only thing around!

sorry, knowledge of the above: Council.

The entire RnB, drum n base, house music, garage - whatever you want to call it: is defacto full council.

added points for putting yr sofa on the lawn and these days, the soundbar from yr flatscreen on the windowsill to listen to it.

roll back a few years it would be the speakers from your stack system.

Heavy metal, rock and its ilk is not council. trust me, 25 years of visiting the council- its not a medium that is heard widely from cars or houses.

[smithyithy]

Is this council? Parking your Jag like this because you bring your lorry cab home for the weekend..

Edited by smithyithy on Monday 23 November 12:48

[thetapeworm]

smithyithy said:

Is this council? Parking your Jag like this because you bring your lorry cab home for the weekend..

Dressing a car up as a pirate seems beyond council to me.