a bit council

[WD39]

giuliatz2 said:

bristol
all crap secondary schools/ people who would rather go to a st school further away than the local top school because you don't want to look 'nerdy' (personal experience')
Discovery Mark I
Rover Metro
All Peugeots from the 90's apart from the last 205 GTi's, 309 GTi, 106 Rallye, 306 GTI-6/Rallye etc.
Civic EP3 Type-R
Jaguar S-Type
Vaping/ E- Cigs
Cigarettes
Asda own brand beers
bristol
liverpool
cheshire
tottenham (place )
thongs on teens
sexting
the daily fail
the sun
bristol
Windows XP
Dell
the Jobcentreronically Waitrose is the council spermarket and th
'snapbacks'
the co-op
bristol


Bristol

The very worst list of 'Council' on this topic. When we all know that the Vauxhall Zafira is THE council car.
And ironically waitrose is the council store and the Guardian is the council paper. Keep Up!!!

[WD39]

Dog Star said:

Willy Nilly said:

We are all a little bit council, but has anyone ever gone fully council either on purpose or by accident?

I swear this is true: "a friend of mine" sometimes get the OH to dress up as Council House Bird - white lycra tube dress, white boots and hair pulled back in a pony tail. It's epic!

Does living in council accommodation for my first 17 years count?

[Dand E Lion]

WD39 said:

Dog Star said:

Willy Nilly said:

We are all a little bit council, but has anyone ever gone fully council either on purpose or by accident?

I swear this is true: "a friend of mine" sometimes get the OH to dress up as Council House Bird - white lycra tube dress, white boots and hair pulled back in a pony tail. It's epic!

Does living in council accommodation for my first 17 years count?

The first house I bought was an ex-council 3 bed terrace (Parker Morris standards, far larger than the Barratt flat also in my price range at the time - and it had two flushing lavatories!) but I'm council in so many ways, according to this thread

[anonymous-user]

Dand E Lion said:

The first house I bought was an ex-council 3 bed terrace (Parker Morris standards, far larger than the Barratt flat also in my price range at the time - and it had two flushing lavatories!) but I'm council in so many ways, according to this thread

So Mr Lion, why do they call you 'Two Bogs'?

[giuliatz2]

WD39 said:

The very worst list of 'Council' on this topic. When we all know that the Range Rover Sport is THE council car of choice.Lower class council inhabitants may drive a Discovery. What peasants!
And ironically Spar is the store of the richand the Bristol Condomicle is the best selling paper in Kensington and Chelsea. Keep Up!!!
is the anthem of the councils in Chelsea, yo. Made by self proclaimed gangsta grime artist bruv KSI.

FTFY

[XCP]

standards said:

Could I support my learned friend on his views concerning Bristol. I have policed it, even sad to admit, lived there many years ago.

Don't get me started on the accent.

A Bristolian response: You are clearly not referring to the whole city. As for the accent, it is a joy compared to the Midlands, the North East or Merseyside.

[anonymous-user]

XCP said:

A Bristolian response: You are clearly not referring to the whole city. As for the accent, it is a joy compared to the Midlands, the North East or Merseyside.

Agree there - slightly West Country and not at all offensive.

[Dand E Lion]

V6Pushfit said:

Dand E Lion said:

The first house I bought was an ex-council 3 bed terrace (Parker Morris standards, far larger than the Barratt flat also in my price range at the time - and it had two flushing lavatories!) but I'm council in so many ways, according to this thread

So Mr Lion, why do they call you 'Two Bogs'?

That was the very first house, so many more now that they are forced to call me LoadsaBogs

[Negative Creep]

mgtony said:

HorneyMX5 said:

My neighbor had his car clamped by the DVLA for no tax.



Rather than pay the fine he's decided to break it for parts so this morning I was greeted with this lovely sight.



Council enough for you?

Can you post a final picture when it's just the wheel and the clamp.

Surprised he's managed to find someone who wants to buy 3 alloys

[Whistle]

Dog Star said:

I swear this is true: "a friend of mine" sometimes get the OH to dress up as Council House Bird - white lycra tube dress, white boots and hair pulled back in a pony tail. It's epic!

Photos? this is just up my street.

[Cliftonite]

Negative Creep said:

Surprised he's managed to find someone who wants to buy 3 alloys

There might have been a spare to make up a set of four?

[northwest monkey]

Cliftonite said:

Negative Creep said:

Surprised he's managed to find someone who wants to buy 3 alloys

There might have been a spare to make up a set of four?

Nah, he'll just sell them to another councillor - they don't mind mismatched wheels.

[Digitalize]

Surely you could work around the clamp to unbolt the hub? But I sort of commend the fact he's actually going through with his plan.

However he now has an illegal vehicle on the road too.

[smithyithy]

On that hand pic further up, I thought for a second she'd forgot to wipe something off her ring fingers...

[Dog Star]

Dand E Lion said:

Council.

My missus has penguins done on her nails - I think they look great.

A bit like this....



And she's definitely not council. Unless she was to dress up as "council house bird". Which she doesn't. Cos that's "my mate"

[anonymous-user]

Council?

[Adenauer]

That is fking disgusting!

[Dog Star]

How does that even happen?

[KingNothing]

Dand E Lion said:

simoid said:

I burst into a giggle at the council untaxed Focus. Excellent delivery!

Not sure if concept is council, but the tell-tale stencil on the wall is prominent (I think link is public):

https://www.facebook.com/875954889185240/videos/87...

Eight siblings????? That's council!

I think the only caveat would be that, they're American, so are probably actually having to pay for their offspring rather than letting the state foot the bill, unlike here in proper council land.

[walm]

Had this one yet? Absolutely typical!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...