a bit council

[anonymous-user]

Sump said:

berlintaxi said:

Sump said:

3. Sitting down eating cornflakes in your dressing gown and not waiting 15 minutes when there is company present.

In 15 minutes the cornflakes would be mush.

Oh wow, I didn't realise this actually had to be spelt out.

Once the stranger has left, you then proceed to have you breakfast. You don't prep the breakfast as if you are ready to eat and then wait. You just took Audi drivers to a whole new low

Insert whoosh parrot etc because you tried to be funny

I didnt get it either. 15 mins - why 15 mins? Whats happening in that time, and who is this stranger in the house what are they doing there FFS have they had a root around if so why am I still in the kitchen?

Very confusing I'm going to nut the next stranger just in case, the bd

[The Mad Monk]

As long as he didn't annoy you. That's the main thing.

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:44

[littlebasher]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=156012...

[anonymous-user]

[quote=littlebasher]

yep full on Esox E.

[The Mad Monk]

littlebasher said:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=156012...

Well, he really taught them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry.

[wildcat45]

littlebasher said:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=156012...

A council version of Basil Fawlty.

[Europa1]

The Mad Monk said:

littlebasher said:

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=156012...

Well, he really taught them a lesson they won't forget in a hurry.

That was quite astonishing. The annoying thing is, the car will probably be left there, then reported as abandoned, then will be removed - which is paid for by the Council Tax payers.

As stated above, DVLA must be quaking in their boots.

1 litre car, 100cc brain.

[rovermorris999]

From the queen of council

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/6910016/...

[Vocal Minority]

Dand E Lion said:

8Ace said:

Johnnytheboy said:

Stumbled on this on the Mash. It's about a year old so most likely a repost, but I'm not checking and I don't care.

Daily Mash said:

HOW working class are you? The 15 household items only the working classes own (one point for each):



6. Books, but not making a big deal about it

Pleased to say I scored zero.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/features/the-15-thin...

What? Books?

Yeah, I added a point for having books but not making a fuss, then subtracted a couple for old furniture and a turntable. Can I subtract one for sixteenth century bread oven in lieu of bread maker? If so, minus 2

This really confused me.

So trying to draw attention to all of your books is classy is it?

'Behold how well read I am, quail before my intellect!'

Anyway, the book thing and two types of sauce, but knocked one off for the old furniture

[Devil2575]

Vocal Minority said:

This really confused me.

So trying to draw attention to all of your books is classy is it?

'Behold how well read I am, quail before my intellect!'

Anyway, the book thing and two types of sauce, but knocked one off for the old furniture

I don't get the book thing either. How is having books but not making a big deal about it a bad thing?

[smithyithy]

That list is similar to the 'typical PHer' thread.

It's a very specific list, as if the maker has modelled it on soneone they know or have an issue with, and they're using this as a passive aggressive way of having a pop.

[Devil2575]

I agree.

[colonel c]

Testing your score against a predefined list of attributes. Very council.

[Johnnytheboy]

As long as he didn't annoy you. That's the main thing.


Can I add the phrase "jog on" as being deeply council?

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:44

Edited by Ollie_M on Friday 5th February 15:45

[smithyithy]

colonel c said:

Testing your score against a predefined list of attributes. Very council.

Agreed, along with passive aggressive social media posts.

[robmarshh]

Tucking your trousers into your socks.

[popeyewhite]

colonel c said:

Testing your score against a predefined list of attributes. Very council.

Not disagreeing...or, actually agreeing. What do you mean? Likelihood of heart disease? Qualification for local primary school acceptance?

[PurpleTurtle]

Getting a tattoo of Ian Beale on your thigh (and one saying 'Banter') because you really love Eastenders and always deliver on a promise.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire...

:shakes head:

http://thetab.com/uk/reading/2016/02/01/meet-readi...

“Nobody’s really said anything bad about it apart from how I’ll regret it. I’ve had some comments from guys who said it was a bit awkward making eye contact with Ian when they were going down on me.

Edited by PurpleTurtle on Friday 5th February 13:37

[idiotgap]

robmarshh said:

Tucking your trousers into your socks.

You sure about that?

[Jim the Sunderer]

PurpleTurtle said:

Getting a tattoo of Ian Beale on your thigh (and one saying 'Banter') because you really love Eastenders and always deliver on a promise.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/reading-berkshire...

:shakes head:

http://thetab.com/uk/reading/2016/02/01/meet-readi...

“Nobody’s really said anything bad about it apart from how I’ll regret it. I’ve had some comments from guys who said it was a bit awkward making eye contact with Ian when they were going down on me.

Edited by PurpleTurtle on Friday 5th February 13:37

Have we got promiscuity on the list yet?