a bit council

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V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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joe_90 said:
Its hair moose..
You're a bloody hair moose!

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Tuesday 8th March 2016
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I give you, courtesy of GumTree, this monstrosity:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-323i/1158504850


Cliftonite

8,412 posts

139 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35761281

Twins. Different fathers. The absolute definition of "Stirring the porridge".

Were it here, it would be a KyleFile in ten years time, so I think it counts as council.

dazwalsh

6,095 posts

142 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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OpulentBob said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35761281

Twins. Different fathers. The absolute definition of "Stirring the porridge".

Were it here, it would be a KyleFile in ten years time, so I think it counts as council.
Well fk me sideways....that is council on a whole new level!

Bluedot

3,596 posts

108 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Cliftonite said:
Or maybe he just hates trees ?
getmecoat

Howard-

4,952 posts

203 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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OpulentBob said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35761281

Twins. Different fathers. The absolute definition of "Stirring the porridge".

Were it here, it would be a KyleFile in ten years time, so I think it counts as council.
heteropaternal superfecundation

What hehe

Martin350

3,777 posts

196 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Miniature boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.


rovermorris999

5,203 posts

190 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Unless you are a miniature boxer and don't want to lose them.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Parked up yesterday and witnessed a big argument in progress between two neighbours.(not my road) There was lots of shouting, effing and blinding.

One of the neighbours then brought the row to a close with the words. 'End of'.

I thought then that the short phrase uttered truly epitomised council, especially when shouted with such venom.

It usually indicates that the arguee has run out of logic and fact and wishes to end the 'discussion'.

If we, on this thread, ever compile a 'Council Greatest Hits', I'm sure that 'End Of' will be close to the top.


anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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WD39 said:
Parked up yesterday and witnessed a big argument in progress between two neighbours.(not my road) There was lots of shouting, effing and blinding.

One of the neighbours then brought the row to a close with the words. 'End of'.

I thought then that the short phrase uttered truly epitomised council, especially when shouted with such venom.

It usually indicates that the arguee has run out of logic and fact and wishes to end the 'discussion'.

If we, on this thread, ever compile a 'Council Greatest Hits', I'm sure that 'End Of' will be close to the top.
I love it on PH posts when people end a post with "end of", as if their statement is the absolute definitive logical closing statement.

I don't think I've ever seen it actually end a discussion though - it's up there in Councility stakes with "turned raand and said to him..." or "somethink" - both widely accepted as Council.

Which makes me wonder - as it's not a verb as such, and it is the name of a style, should it be capitalised? "Council", or "council"?

Spare tyre

9,598 posts

131 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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End of

N wot

CorbynForTheBin

12,230 posts

195 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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I can't quite pin the reason on why but...


Fat people on crutches.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Martin350 said:
Miniature boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.
forgot about that- a perfect example of council.


along with the already mentioned weird, ghey man bags that chaves seem to wear- presumably because their tracksuits have no pockets.

Devil2575

13,400 posts

189 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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OpulentBob said:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35761281

Twins. Different fathers. The absolute definition of "Stirring the porridge".
Or a woman who was raped?

schmunk

4,399 posts

126 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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CorbynForTheBin said:
I can't quite pin the reason on why but...


Fat people on crutches.
I raise you:

Slightly overweight, single crutch, walking normally.

(Extra points for crutch being rested on the wrist so the hand can hold a can of cooking lager).

AAGR

918 posts

162 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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Not with two different men, I didn't ....

bomma220

14,495 posts

126 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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AAGR said:
Not with two different men, I didn't ....
laugh

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

174 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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austinsmirk said:
Martin350 said:
Miniature boxing gloves hanging from the rear view mirror.
forgot about that- a perfect example of council.


Also baby size trainers or shoes hanging from the mirror.

WD39

20,083 posts

117 months

Wednesday 9th March 2016
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OpulentBob said:
WD39 said:
Parked up yesterday and witnessed a big argument in progress between two neighbours.(not my road) There was lots of shouting, effing and blinding.

One of the neighbours then brought the row to a close with the words. 'End of'.

I thought then that the short phrase uttered truly epitomised council, especially when shouted with such venom.

It usually indicates that the arguee has run out of logic and fact and wishes to end the 'discussion'.

If we, on this thread, ever compile a 'Council Greatest Hits', I'm sure that 'End Of' will be close to the top.
I love it on PH posts when people end a post with "end of", as if their statement is the absolute definitive logical closing statement.

I don't think I've ever seen it actually end a discussion though - it's up there in Councility stakes with "turned raand and said to him..." or "somethink" - both widely accepted as Council.

Which makes me wonder - as it's not a verb as such, and it is the name of a style, should it be capitalised? "Council", or "council"?
When we are commenting on the subject of this thread, either will do.

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