a bit council

[Mr Snrub]

Happy birthday bedsheets crudely attached to a roundabout or flyover

[Speed_Demon]

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

I've got work to do!

And by 'work to do' I obviously mean benefits to sign up to.

Edited by Motorsport_is_Expensive on Tuesday 26th April 21:32

[Antony Moxey]

Controversial one maybe: singing football songs at inquests.

[lord trumpton]

Dr Murdoch said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Yes

Chrome effect stand - check
Fake fire place - check
Added points caancil points for brushed steel effect, set against the chrome tv stand - check
Plastic socket points (that are clearly on display) - check
Curtains that need ironing - check

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Tuesday 26th April 21:25

Nah, the stand is, other's are just a matter of taste. Bit harsh on the rest

[mp3manager]

chrisb92 said:

Great shout on the DVDs. I'd say DVDs as a whole are now a bit council. Who still buys DVDs?

I concur DVD's are council but I've just bought S3 & S4 boxsets of Blake's 7 on DVD and I've ripped them to my NAS as an ISO, so I've body-swerved that council bullet.

[Jon321]

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

I've got work to do!

And by 'work to do' I obviously mean benefits to sign up to.

Edited by Motorsport_is_Expensive on Tuesday 26th April 21:32

Properly laughing at this one! Albeit I'm on a train so getting a few stange looks.

[Warmfuzzies]

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Meridius said:

DVDs arent council but pirated DVDs, with printed out covers that are as bad quality as the pixelated film itself are VERY council.

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Use of the words : front room , check.

[anonymous-user]

Speed_Demon said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

I've got work to do!

And by 'work to do' I obviously mean benefits to sign up to.

Edited by Motorsport_is_Expensive on Tuesday 26th April 21:32

Have another

[Howard-]

Disastrous said:

'The latest tech' in your 'home entertainment' is definitely Council, thus Bluray is far more council than DVD.


It implies you have a massive telly and even worse, that you spend a lot of time watching it.

No, that's not council, that's more geeky. I have a 'big' (50") TV and hefty surround sound system in our lounge. It makes me a huge geek (according to my other half), but not council.

The corner sofa probably does, though, but that's the price one must pay for comfort in his own living room, I suppose.

[Lucas CAV]

What do you do with your socket points?

Dr Murdoch said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Yes

Chrome effect stand - check
Fake fire place - check
Added points caancil points for brushed steel effect, set against the chrome tv stand - check
Plastic socket points (that are clearly on display) - check
Curtains that need ironing - check

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Tuesday 26th April 21:25

[chrisb92]

mp3manager said:

chrisb92 said:

Great shout on the DVDs. I'd say DVDs as a whole are now a bit council. Who still buys DVDs?

I concur DVD's are council but I've just bought S3 & S4 boxsets of Blake's 7 on DVD and I've ripped them to my NAS as an ISO, so I've body-swerved that council bullet.

That was a close one!

Buying seasons on DVD - Very council!

Latest tech is not council, provided it's paid for in full when you buy it and it's a respectable brand. No Technika or whatever Tescos own brand tv is called these days?

Sleeping bags - council

[Bullett]

Lucas CAV said:

What do you do with your socket points?

Dr Murdoch said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Yes

Chrome effect stand - check
Fake fire place - check
Added points caancil points for brushed steel effect, set against the chrome tv stand - check
Plastic socket points (that are clearly on display) - check
Curtains that need ironing - check

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Tuesday 26th April 21:25

One redeeming factor, the telly is about the right size for the room. If he was council it wouldn't fit in the alcove.

[krunchkin]

Bullett said:

Lucas CAV said:

What do you do with your socket points?

Dr Murdoch said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Yes

Chrome effect stand - check
Fake fire place - check
Added points caancil points for brushed steel effect, set against the chrome tv stand - check
Plastic socket points (that are clearly on display) - check
Curtains that need ironing - check

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Tuesday 26th April 21:25

One redeeming factor, the telly is about the right size for the room. If he was council it wouldn't fit in the alcove.

should be mounted above the fake fire for max council points

[austinsmirk]

Antony Moxey said:

Controversial one maybe: singing football songs at inquests.

sadly, many a true word spoken in jest.

[Motorsport_is_Expensive]

krunchkin said:

Bullett said:

Lucas CAV said:

What do you do with your socket points?

Dr Murdoch said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

Absolutely.

Pirating any media is council as f*ck.

BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.



Am I 'Council'?

Yes

Chrome effect stand - check
Fake fire place - check
Added points caancil points for brushed steel effect, set against the chrome tv stand - check
Plastic socket points (that are clearly on display) - check
Curtains that need ironing - check

Edited by Dr Murdoch on Tuesday 26th April 21:25

One redeeming factor, the telly is about the right size for the room. If he was council it wouldn't fit in the alcove.

should be mounted above the fake fire for max council points

By Christ, I've been shredded here! Ha.

I'll just burn the house down and start again.

[The Don of Croy]

Spice_Weasel said:

Unfortunately for me, it is a conservatory. I will be knocking it down and building an orangery in its place.

No need - to convert your conservatory into an orangery you simply add these;





- adds several £10k to the house value, too.

Council ones will have >40% misted units, loose gaskets - usually big black ones the dogs/children have been chewing - and a door that nearly closes when slammed, otherwise it's left open 24/7.

For added points the tumble down shed will also have an over sized uPvc window in it too. To keep the 'pet' warmer in winter.

[DavesFlaps]

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

I'll just burn the house down and start again.

Insurance fraud - council.

[chrisb92]

DavesFlaps said:

Motorsport_is_Expensive said:

I'll just burn the house down and start again.

Insurance fraud - council.

Genuinely laughed out loud at that post.

Damn. Laughing out loud at work at a post on a car forum - council!

[thetapeworm]

Spraying "I'M SORRY" on a wooden fence facing the junction of a local "community housing estate" - cheaper than Moonpig I guess and can be used by others at a later date.

[8Ace]

PurpleTurtle said:

My Sister-in-law, who is essentially a late-40's Hyacinth Bucket, has plastered, and I mean PLASTERED their nice middle-class suburban detached home with LIVE LAUGH LOVE tat at every possible location it is possible to squeeze this ridiculous ste.

She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.

I've always wondered how far you can take these. Do people have Strain / Pinch / Wipe in their toilet?