Discussion
DavesFlaps said:
Motorsport_is_Expensive said:
I'll just burn the house down and start again.
Insurance fraud - council.I was going to use the money I raised selling weed and hooky DVD's.
8Ace said:
PurpleTurtle said:
My Sister-in-law, who is essentially a late-40's Hyacinth Bucket, has plastered, and I mean PLASTERED their nice middle-class suburban detached home with LIVE LAUGH LOVE tat at every possible location it is possible to squeeze this ridiculous s
te.
She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
I've always wondered how far you can take these. Do people have Strain / Pinch / Wipe in their toilet? te. She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
krunchkin said:
No - they have that dreadful list of "if you sprinkle when you tinkle" toilet rules that I mentioned earlier in the thread
I've got one of them. And a numberplate with my name on it on my bedroom door. In my own house.
I wouldn't sing football songs at a courthouse though. In fact I wouldn't sing football songs full stop. Not even at a match.
chrisb92 said:
ApOrbital said:
Antony Moxey said:
Controversial one maybe: singing football songs at inquests.
Tell that to my mates mum and dads face antony. Internet keyboard warrior is very council.
OpulentBob said:
I've got one of them.
And a numberplate with my name on it on my bedroom door. In my own house.
I wouldn't sing football songs at a courthouse though. In fact I wouldn't sing football songs full stop. Not even at a match.
Do you have a "[Whatever brand of car you drive*] Parking Only" sign outside your house...?And a numberplate with my name on it on my bedroom door. In my own house.
I wouldn't sing football songs at a courthouse though. In fact I wouldn't sing football songs full stop. Not even at a match.
* bonus points if you've changed car brands but are too idle to change the sign...
krunchkin said:
8Ace said:
PurpleTurtle said:
My Sister-in-law, who is essentially a late-40's Hyacinth Bucket, has plastered, and I mean PLASTERED their nice middle-class suburban detached home with LIVE LAUGH LOVE tat at every possible location it is possible to squeeze this ridiculous ste.
She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
I've always wondered how far you can take these. Do people have Strain / Pinch / Wipe in their toilet? te. She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
8Ace said:
PurpleTurtle said:
My Sister-in-law, who is essentially a late-40's Hyacinth Bucket, has plastered, and I mean PLASTERED their nice middle-class suburban detached home with LIVE LAUGH LOVE tat at every possible location it is possible to squeeze this ridiculous ste.
She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
I've always wondered how far you can take these. Do people have Strain / Pinch / Wipe in their toilet? te. She is utterly unaware of the Councilinity of it.
I too was going to post last night about football songs, but decided it was "too soon". Tragedy leaves scars, and I sympathise without reservation, but it doesn't mean you need to behave like a moron. I wonder how many of them knew the origins of the song?
Motorsport_is_Expensive said:
Meridius said:
DVDs arent council but pirated DVDs, with printed out covers that are as bad quality as the pixelated film itself are VERY council.
Absolutely.Pirating any media is council as f*ck.
BTW I have an Xbox under my 'Big Telly' in the front room.
Am I 'Council'?
schmunk said:
OpulentBob said:
I've got one of them.
And a numberplate with my name on it on my bedroom door. In my own house.
I wouldn't sing football songs at a courthouse though. In fact I wouldn't sing football songs full stop. Not even at a match.
Do you have a "[Whatever brand of car you drive*] Parking Only" sign outside your house...?And a numberplate with my name on it on my bedroom door. In my own house.
I wouldn't sing football songs at a courthouse though. In fact I wouldn't sing football songs full stop. Not even at a match.
* bonus points if you've changed car brands but are too idle to change the sign...
I haven't. I must remedy it. Either that or my car's logo bricked in to the drive?
My Xbox is hidden away discreetly as below
I can't work out if that makes me
- not council at all for taking the effort to hide it
- only half council for having it there at all
Or my personal fear
- extra council for taking a saw to the back of the TV unit so I can have it in the living room in the first place
(Possible bonus points for it being in an OakFurnitureLand cabinet which is on 0% finance?)
I can't work out if that makes me
- not council at all for taking the effort to hide it
- only half council for having it there at all
Or my personal fear
- extra council for taking a saw to the back of the TV unit so I can have it in the living room in the first place
(Possible bonus points for it being in an OakFurnitureLand cabinet which is on 0% finance?)
BRISTOL86 said:
My Xbox is hidden away discreetly as below
I can't work out if that makes me
- not council at all for taking the effort to hide it
- only half council for having it there at all
Or my personal fear
- extra council for taking a saw to the back of the TV unit so I can have it in the living room in the first place
(Possible bonus points for it being in an OakFurnitureLand cabinet which is on 0% finance?)
I'd say watching Championship football on TV is the biggest council sin there! Closely followed by the speakers either side of the tv.I can't work out if that makes me
- not council at all for taking the effort to hide it
- only half council for having it there at all
Or my personal fear
- extra council for taking a saw to the back of the TV unit so I can have it in the living room in the first place
(Possible bonus points for it being in an OakFurnitureLand cabinet which is on 0% finance?)
chrisb92 said:
I'd say watching Championship football on TV is the biggest council sin there! Closely followed by the speakers either side of the tv.
+ white cable not hidden+ white / plastic wall socket
+ Torus skirting board (forgive me if its ogee, i'm not certain from the picture)
Either way, pretty much as caancil as it gets
Dr Murdoch said:
+ white cable not hidden
+ white / plastic wall socket
+ Torus skirting board (forgive me if its ogee, i'm not certain from the picture)
Either way, pretty much as caancil as it gets
In my defence, the cable was hidden very shortly after that pic was taken (we'd just moved in), and the sockets and skirting boards were not our choice (though I do actually like the skirting boards!) + white / plastic wall socket
+ Torus skirting board (forgive me if its ogee, i'm not certain from the picture)
Either way, pretty much as caancil as it gets
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