a bit council

[kowalski655]

castex said:

Squawk1066 said:

Pubs with flat roofs.

Not 'Council':

Very 'council'

[Morningside]

Winda rather than window.

[kowalski655]

Letting their kids sit in the main bit of a shopping trolley,not the kiddie seat.
Not only can the little gits fall out(but who cares) but we dont want their dog st smeared cheap trainers all over where other people put their shopping

[Slaav]

Ganglandboss said:

Have we had the Kersal Massive yet?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uja3W-ibifc

"Got on the bus wi' me Daysaveeerrr..."

Sorry but they are not Caahncilll..... They are

HTH?



Please don't evade the sites swear filter it's there for a reason.

Edited by Big Al. on Monday 16th February 21:37

[marmitemania]

IvanSTi said:

marmitemania said:

Talking of feet. Have we had this gem yet?

How is Michael Jackson Council?

White socks and slip on's usually accompanied with (posted very early in thread) a wolf T shirt or fleece type affair, a massive bunch of keys on belt and one of those stupid FU@KING telephone ear piece's because obviously whilst they are undoubtedly unemployed they have so many calls and such a hectic life they simply don't have the time to hold a telephone, that or they have clawed, hooked or webbed fking hands. Oh and this ensemble will definitely be topped of with a mullet or a fking pony tail, and we all know whats under a ponies tail. C@NTS the lot of them.

[simoid]

Walking in the dark in unlit areas.

IE, as I've passed recently, folk in tracksuits walking from provincial town to provincial town in the dark on the verge of A/B roads. Uber council.

[Squawk1066]

castex said:

Squawk1066 said:

Pubs with flat roofs.

Not 'Council':

That's an Inn, not a pub

Looks like a right dump though...

[irocfan]

have we had:


chewing with mouth open?

not covering when yawning?

not covering when sneezing?

[Jon321]

irocfan said:

have we had:


chewing with mouth open?

not covering when yawning?

not covering when sneezing?

Probably, in that we've had pretty much everything and anything so far

[IvanSTi]

marmitemania said:

IvanSTi said:

marmitemania said:

Talking of feet. Have we had this gem yet?

How is Michael Jackson Council?

White socks and slip on's usually accompanied with (posted very early in thread) a wolf T shirt or fleece type affair, a massive bunch of keys on belt and one of those stupid FU@KING telephone ear piece's because obviously whilst they are undoubtedly unemployed they have so many calls and such a hectic life they simply don't have the time to hold a telephone, that or they have clawed, hooked or webbed fking hands. Oh and this ensemble will definitely be topped of with a mullet or a fking pony tail, and we all know whats under a ponies tail. C@NTS the lot of them.

you've just narrowed that down to a bloke which my mother used to work with. He's got a grey pony tail too, bald on top, which tops it off.

[Sheets Tabuer]

Yum

[soad]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Yum

Enjoyed that?

[alock]

simoid said:

Walking in the dark in unlit areas.

IE, as I've passed recently, folk in tracksuits walking from provincial town to provincial town in the dark on the verge of A/B roads. Uber council.

Maybe on major roads, but in the country there are so few street lights that any walk back from the pub is in the dark.

It's 0.6 miles from the pub to my house. There's one street light outside the pub but once around the corner it's dark all the way home.

[Sheets Tabuer]

soad said:

Enjoyed that?

I felt so council I nearly ran out and bought a staffy and a grey tracksuit.

[thatguy11]

Morningside said:

Winda rather than window.

Shooder rather than shoulder

[Hooli]

kowalski655 said:

Letting their kids sit in the main bit of a shopping trolley,not the kiddie seat.
Not only can the little gits fall out(but who cares) but we dont want their dog st smeared cheap trainers all over where other people put their shopping

+1

I hate that.

Funny it's always fat kids too, maybe if they walked all the way around the shop they'd loose some weight?

[WD39]

'Birds' instant coffee.

[anonymous-user]

Hooli said:

kowalski655 said:

Letting their kids sit in the main bit of a shopping trolley,not the kiddie seat.
Not only can the little gits fall out(but who cares) but we dont want their dog st smeared cheap trainers all over where other people put their shopping

+1

I hate that.

Funny it's always fat kids too, maybe if they walked all the way around the shop they'd loose some weight?

I let my godchildren do that all the time... but as they're not fat, it is surely acceptable, and even bordering on cute? I totally get your point about fat kids (people?), they shouldn't be seen, or even be allowed out unless it's to chase an ice-cream van for a couple of miles...

Actually, that's another one. Ice-cream vans. Queuing up in the street to buy screaming (fat) kids sugary ste from a tax-dodging drug dealer in a paedo-van? Caaaancil!

[Monkeylegend]

You lot seem to know so much about this, I am thinking that some of you must live in council or ex council properties.

Anybody dare own up?

[Dog Star]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Yum

WTF? How is that 'council'? Probably the finest example of cuisine known to man, the veritable Slag of Snacks.

I'm working from home today and was having Pot Noogle Bombay Bad Boy sandwiches for lunch - horror of horrors, I knocked it over all over the kitchen worktop. However it was my last one, so I had to scoop it all up back into the tub.