"a bit ph private"

[lowdrag]

ReaperCushions said:

Which will be a Seiko monster that's he's 'pulled the trigger' on recently.

Found me out. I dug it out of the drawer for an airing only yesterday. It's a lot more accurate than my Spitfire Chrono though!

[Timbuktu]

"Acquires" things.

[noell35]

Sleeps with one eye on the phone waiting for it to ring.

[EnglishTony]

noell35 said:

Sleeps with one eye on the phone waiting for it to ring.

No no no.

I have a man that does that for me

[Vitorio]

Replaces their boring coloured german hatchback every three years, with an similarly boring coloured, but somewhat different spec german hatchback, possibly triggered by the facelift of said german hatchback.

[TheLuke]

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

[Caruso]

A significant proportion of his income goes on keeping his wife/ex-wife* in a skin colour to which she's become accustomed.

• Delete as appropriate.

[Countdown]

TheLuke said:

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

[honest_delboy]

TheLuke said:

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

That's so 2015 , nowadays it's - "you're go with the g-man"

[Nickbrapp]

Vitorio said:

Replaces their boring coloured german hatchback every three years, with an similarly boring coloured, but somewhat different spec german hatchback, possibly triggered by the facelift of said german hatchback.

Starts endless threads about jacking it in for a £1000 v8 barge to whaft about in, but then doesn't pull the trigger because of the Bork risk

[anonymous-user]

wears tweed.

[g3org3y]

sleepera6 said:

wears tweed.

[Pit Pony]

Nickbrapp said:

Starts endless threads about jacking it in for a £1000 v8 barge to whaft about in, but then doesn't pull the trigger because of the Bork risk

I saw an SL500 for sale, for a shade under £4K. I mean how much more better/worse could it be.

Was about to pull the trigger to trade in reliable sensible car, when I saw a 162K mile 3.2 V6 omega for sale (cam belt recently changed)

What could possibly go wrong ? £525 out for the Omega and £750 in for a mk4 astra that cost me £850 22k miles ago, and really needed a cam-belt as running it in "Cam belt roulette" mode - ie fk it, another engine will be cheaper than changing it.

Wife Hates it. Said something about it being "Council"

[Jimmy Recard]

TheLuke said:

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

I can imagine a lot of members here doing that

[Steamer]

Jimmy Recard said:

TheLuke said:

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

I can imagine a lot of members here doing that

And if they didn't before, they do now!

(Even if they arnt called Don)

[trowelhead]

Goes out of his way to buy a common household item from John Lewis rather than Argos.

[deeen]

Steamer said:

Jimmy Recard said:

TheLuke said:

Answers his phone "Don's mobile, shoot"



Even to his mum.

I can imagine a lot of members here doing that

And if they didn't before, they do now!

(Even if they arnt called Don)

I think this should now be the default greeting at all PH meetings. Yes, in person, with outstretched hand.

[toastybase]

Has a flat in Fulham for stop overs in case of extra long days at work. Empty and rarely used at all.

[WelshChris]

Are these the people that go to Costa and say "can I get" instead of "could I have" ?

[Liszt]

WelshChris said:

Are these the people that go to Costa and say "can I get" instead of "could I have" ?

One presumes you mean "Please may I have ..."