"a bit ph private"

[FrankAbagnale]

Says things like -

"Have you seen the price of Lamborghini's recently? My mate Dave sold his for half that two years ago"

"I'd better call the oil company to come and fill up the tank while prices are still this low"

[krunchkin]

actively relishes the social one-upmanship opportunities provided by the ability to pick through other posters' PH Garages

[Spare tyre]

i thought all PH'ers were blind due to DRL's burning their retinas out and if that didnt do the job brake lights on new mercs will

[MarshPhantom]

Has no neighbours.

[williamp]

Has such a big bladder problem that he wets himself every time he reads something funny. "Literally pmsl" is a very common thing to read.

[marctwo]

Has a (Bloomberg) keyboard covered in coffee.

[B17NNS]

Oakey said:

5potTurbo said:

Cat 7 you peasant!

Fibre Optic network surely? Copper is something the peasants weigh in for a living

Oh FFS .. Can someone please just make a decision on this!

It's imperative that the cables that will never be used that are buried in our walls at great expense are of the correct specification.

[krunchkin]

claims to be able to hear the difference between lots of bits of insanely priced pieces of "audiophile" equipment, whilst of the firm opinion that his wife is being taking for a mug by marketing nonsense for paying 100 quid a tub for Creme de la Mer

Edited by krunchkin on Friday 16th January 11:56

[krunchkin]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

sensing some painful personal experience here? Your Xmas present didn't go down well?

[B17NNS]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

[FWDRacer]

B17NNS said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Oustanding.

[MiseryStreak]

J4CKO said:

Mate just showed me this, genius.

http://lookatmyfkingredtrousers.blogspot.co.uk/

You have made my day. Had to break my usually impervious 'not laugh at internet at work' rule.



Just perfect.

[lukefreeman]

Wife's left him and taken the kids and all the money.

Currently living at parents, but hammering tinder/POF.

[Jimmy No Hands]

lukefreeman said:

Wife's left him and taken the kids and all the money.

Currently living at parents, but hammering himself

Fixed.

[krunchkin]

Jimmy No Hands said:

lukefreeman said:

Wife's left him and taken the kids and all the money.

Currently living at parents, but hammering sausages into lawn

Fixed.

fixed properly.

[RobinBanks]

Justayellowbadge said:

krunchkin said:

embarrasses himself by failing to spot well known pop culture literature references

Yet on another thread RobinBanks said:

I've read the book and seen the film and I like Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News, but this joke has bypassed me.

[Justayellowbadge]

RobinBanks said:

I've read the book and seen the film and I like Phil Collins and Huey Lewis and the News, but this joke has bypassed me.

Two of the most memorable scenes in the film, to most, are monologues, one on Phil Collins, one Huey Lewis.

I found it odd you quoted stills from the film whilst not seeming to get the reference.

Now let it go, man, for god's sake.

[Willy Nilly]

entropy said:

Snap On toolbox, everything nice and shiny and in the correct places.

with the tools unused

[Burnham]

DDg said:

- calls buying a car "adding one to my stable"
- announces said purchase was one they didn't know they needed / wanted only 2 minutes prior, such is the insignificance of their wedge dropping in the grand scheme of things.
- ratchets up the level of PH awe by casually mentioning it's the wife's
- gives the car a name
- becomes acknowledged marque expert within 48hrs.

Brilliant! I bought the wife a Audi S3 Sportback while on the way to catch a ferry the other week (on the debit card of course). That surely counts?

Only have one dishwasher though.

[D1ckie]

Burnham said:

Brilliant! I bought the wife a Audi S3 Sportback while on the way to catch a ferry the other week (on the debit card of course). That surely counts?

Only have one dishwasher though.

Only 1 dishwasher, you'll be saying you only have one oven next!!!