"a bit ph private"

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hairyben

8,516 posts

183 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
Is that really the view of them?

Ours is in constant use.
The inbuilts tend to be specced by kitchen designers rather than actual users- You'd be amazed how many people just walk into a kitchen showroom and let a designer tell them what they need (to impress the Joneses). I was explaining to a customer the other day why she had a funny little gas ring (wok burner) next to the large induction hob. They'd personally had the kitchen designed and fitted but had no idea what half the stuff was for.

I'd wager most people serious about their coffee already have a favoured setup so wouldn't necessarily spec an inbuilt.

D1ckie

739 posts

190 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Burnham said:


(note plate warmer and reflection of LED downlights) laugh
Is that your knob in the reflection on the left oven biggrin


Carl_Docklands

12,198 posts

262 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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Seconded.

I would like to add 'ridiculously expensive built in coffee machine and is never used'.

D1ckie

739 posts

190 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Carl_Docklands said:
Seconded.

I would like to add 'ridiculously expensive built in coffee machine and is never used'.
And here, stupidly expensive steamer, had to have one or the world will end, used - NEVER

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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fking hell. That looks like Currys.

GT03ROB

13,263 posts

221 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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WTF?? 4 Ovens?? Worlds gone mad!! wobble

honest_delboy

1,503 posts

200 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Starts thread to berate german car dealership for lack of fawning, poor coffee, short test drive and overly large tie knot.

Buys car off the internet.


wolfracesonic

7,002 posts

127 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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Arranged like that, they look like doors of the cabinets they keep bodies in at a morgue...........

madbadger

11,563 posts

244 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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Owning a microwave is totally council. Does nothing an aga can't do.

krunchkin

2,209 posts

141 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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drives a 320d, but firmly believes his intricate and detailed knowledge of BMW's E numbering system puts him in a higher social strata than any arriviste ingenue in an Audi R8

ShiningWit

10,203 posts

128 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Buying more cars to try and lower the extremely large tax bill.
How would that work then..? confused
Sorry you're asking the wrong person. spin

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=3&a...

vonuber

17,868 posts

165 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Drives like a tt in his company BMW trying to beat motorbikes through rush hour London traffic.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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AC43 said:
Always wears his shirt tucked into his jeans.
Unless you're from the Inbetweeners or wearing a Hawaiian shirt - surely that's just dressing properly?

Now if you had suggested T Shirt, I'd have agreed with you.

TKF

6,232 posts

235 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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,Instead of going out on the lash and touching girls like that lot wasting their life he saved his money and got a Mitsubishi GTO which was detailed (twin bucket method) every weekend in preparation for meets to stand round in car parks with men in motorsport branded fleeces.

An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.

After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.

The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.

Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.

Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.

Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.

Edited by TKF on Friday 16th January 22:14

ReaperCushions

6,018 posts

184 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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TKF said:
,Instead of going out on the lash and touching girls like that lot wasting their life he saved his money and got a Mitsubishi GTO which was detailed (twin bucket method) every weekend in preparation for meets to stand round in car parks with men in motorsport branded fleeces.

An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.

After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.

The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.

Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.

Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.

Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.

Edited by TKF on Friday 16th January 22:14
You wouldn't believe the number of people I know who are like that! I work in IT, hence meet the stereo type a lot, but man this is good!!

Neil H

15,323 posts

251 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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anonymous said:
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My missus would probably masturbate to that picture.*

*if it wasn't upside down.

Pit Pony

8,566 posts

121 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Wants to persuade his wife to sell this house

http://goo.gl/maps/t3CNH


and buy this


http://goo.gl/maps/5jdpu


He has paid off mortgage on first house, but is talking to accountant about a directors loan to avoid taking out a mortgage on target house.

Wife doesn't want to move, as she like being at the beck and call of her family, who would then be 2 hours away.


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Doesn't know that ambiwlans is Welsh.

Pit Pony

8,566 posts

121 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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mybrainhurts said:
Doesn't know that ambiwlans is Welsh.
Believes that Welsh is a made up language, and that Wales should go for independence. (Please let it be so)

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Friday 16th January 2015
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Pit Pony said:
mybrainhurts said:
Doesn't know that ambiwlans is Welsh.
Believes that Welsh is a made up language, and that Wales should go for independence. (Please let it be so)
And has several Welsh sheep on the side...