"a bit ph private"
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Uses a calendar to tell how long his steak has been in the Sous Vide
Desktop background is a picture of Flemke
Cried a little bit when his wife asked if the Cat7 cable her best friends husband had installed was better
than his Cat5
Upset his children don't appreciate the re-sale value of their Islabikes
Has a specific drawer for his Rapha cycle clothing, wife not allowed near it
Petitioned the local Council to have the speed bumps outside the local comprehensive school removed as they grind
the splitter on his 991 GT3 when he takes his kids to their school
Rues not ticking the 'Axle lift' box on the Porsche configurator
Rues even more not ticking 'Rear seat delete' box, then the kids wouldn't be his problem
Desktop background is a picture of Flemke
Cried a little bit when his wife asked if the Cat7 cable her best friends husband had installed was better
than his Cat5
Upset his children don't appreciate the re-sale value of their Islabikes
Has a specific drawer for his Rapha cycle clothing, wife not allowed near it
Petitioned the local Council to have the speed bumps outside the local comprehensive school removed as they grind
the splitter on his 991 GT3 when he takes his kids to their school
Rues not ticking the 'Axle lift' box on the Porsche configurator
Rues even more not ticking 'Rear seat delete' box, then the kids wouldn't be his problem
Morningside said:
Having a holiday home in Southwold, staying in it for one week a year and then moan about the holidaymakers ruining the town.
/pet hate
I remember a while ago an acquaintance moaning about how "chavs in Range Rovers have ruined Abersoch buying houses there." The only difference between him and them was that he drives a BMW./pet hate
Going out for dinner with giles and Penelope in a city in his leased e250 cdi to a posh restaurant to talk about business and not have a laugh but just to play the usual game of one upmanship. Telling each other how you're going to be made partner this year at a law firm that grinds you into the ground whilst you admire the firm, whilst your wife hopes Penelope spots her uncomfortable louboutins.
As you're going through the city you see hoards of party people, girls and guys having a laugh, slightly drunk, girls in short skirts going to 'the cheap places'
Penelope comments how cheap they look and how she would hate to be them and feels sorry for them and that the women have 'fat legs'. The men nod in agreement so as their wife doesn't start and argument with them that lasts days and so they don't show themselves up as a couple that argue.
Meanwhile all the men want to do is ditch the women who drain their wallets for mulberry and louis vuitton and nag them and go and party with the 'poor people', have a laugh, get merry and meet some fun girls.
Eventually this happens, the woman feels humiliated and takes the bloke for everything he has got. He ends up in an apartment at 40'with his new girlfriend and she stays with the kids in the detached house.
He sees the kids at weekends.
The ex wife has Botox and a boob job whilst always comparing herself to the 'younger slut' and never moves on whilst always bitter until her dying days.
As you're going through the city you see hoards of party people, girls and guys having a laugh, slightly drunk, girls in short skirts going to 'the cheap places'
Penelope comments how cheap they look and how she would hate to be them and feels sorry for them and that the women have 'fat legs'. The men nod in agreement so as their wife doesn't start and argument with them that lasts days and so they don't show themselves up as a couple that argue.
Meanwhile all the men want to do is ditch the women who drain their wallets for mulberry and louis vuitton and nag them and go and party with the 'poor people', have a laugh, get merry and meet some fun girls.
Eventually this happens, the woman feels humiliated and takes the bloke for everything he has got. He ends up in an apartment at 40'with his new girlfriend and she stays with the kids in the detached house.
He sees the kids at weekends.
The ex wife has Botox and a boob job whilst always comparing herself to the 'younger slut' and never moves on whilst always bitter until her dying days.
jonah35 said:
Olivera said:
Overpays the mortgage 'like crazy' so as to be mortgage free at 45. Hopes then to trade in the family hatchback for a proper sports car.
Lol so much of this is people I know
ShiningWit said:
Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Buying more cars to try and lower the extremely large tax bill.
How would that work then..? 
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=3&a...
Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Ari said:
ShiningWit said:
Buying more cars to try and lower the extremely large tax bill.
How would that work then..? http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=3&a...
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