"a bit ph private"

[Flipatron]

Will never employ an 'engineer' to fix their washing machine.

[Jim the Sunderer]

Cooking with wine.

[Thankyou4calling]

This is a great thread that I didn't notice until today.

Here's my contribution;

Repeatedly posts on the "Best lease car deals thread" asking for people's opinions on an offer. Is always about to pull the trigger on one but never does. Really just seeking attention.

Whenever a high profile celeb, Simon Cowell, Rhianna, Wayne Rooney etc are mentioned claims to have never heard of them, as if.

Posts on the Women of Aintree thread and similar absolutely wouldn't go near any of the women, when asked to post a pic of his partner he won't, she will be so nondescript and mummy, like wallpaper.

Always proceeding at several Leptons, ie 67MPH.

Looks at the watch thread but although he can afford a Patek he doesn't have one, would rather spend his money on other things, like saucepans.

Is an expert on all household matters and has the best of the best, Miele, Bosch, pogg.

Basically Alan Partridge.

[RobinBanks]

NeMiSiS said:

Owns and wears in rotation a JLC reverso, AP OffShore and an obscure Patak left to him by his Father.

I tried the Madras recently but it was very bland.

[MarshPhantom]

RobinBanks said:

NeMiSiS said:

Owns and wears in rotation a JLC reverso, AP OffShore and an obscure Patak left to him by his Father.

I tried the Madras recently but it was very bland.

We have one just gathering dust in the cupboard, must be 15 years old. They don't make them like they used to.

[jas xjr]

Flipatron said:

Will never employ an 'engineer' to fix their washing machine.

Fixed my washing machine this morning

[daytona365]

We've just bought a Semens washing machine.........On a par with a Miele don't you know. Toodle pip.

[Thankyou4calling]

daytona365 said:

We've just bought a Semens washing machine.........On a par with a Miele don't you know. Toodle pip.

Sounds a bit specialised buying a washing machine specifically for that purpose. Does it get much use?

[daytona365]

Sorry. Don't quite follow.

[Blib]

daytona365 said:

Sorry. Don't quite follow.

Siemens.

[daytona365]

Gotcha !!

[NailedOn]

Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

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Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34

[WD39]

NailedOn said:

Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

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Is that a Chateau Latour '68 I spy in the wine rack?

[anonymous-user]

knows the local hardman/ex special forces who can always help out in conflict situations.

[jas xjr]

NailedOn said:

Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

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Glass table , fail.very council I believe

[minerva]

A Girl hoisting up her skirt and wearing hair that has been clearly 'straightened' whilst also being bleached.

I think that you have posted in the wrong thread. 'Bit council' is right up her street....

(Although she is absolutely stunning).

[Thankyou4calling]

WD39 said:

Is that a Chateau Latour '68 I spy in the wine rack?

You sir, whilst relatively new to PH are soon going to attain full membership.

There's a pic of a fit blonde woman in short shorts displaying an excellent camel hoof and your focus is on the wine rack.

Top PH marks.

[CaptainSlow]

NailedOn said:

Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

Wine stored on a kitchen work surface rather than a cellar? Non-integrated dishwasher? Posh are you sure?

[Nickbrapp]

pulls the trigger on a new " station car" aka spends £3k on a car to leave at the train station so he can save £500 a year by not driving to his job, which he hates, because if he had worked harder, he could live closer too work and not have a crap " station car" to park next to his mx5 and SWIMBOS 4x4 kid wagon

[Nickbrapp]

NailedOn said:

Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

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a non integrated, non mille appliance? Ew.

Edited by GlenMH on Sunday 28th June 22:14