"a bit ph private"

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WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Thankyou4calling said:
WD39 said:
Is that a Chateau Latour '68 I spy in the wine rack?
You sir, whilst relatively new to PH are soon going to attain full membership.

There's a pic of a fit blonde woman in short shorts displaying an excellent camel hoof and your focus is on the wine rack.

Top PH marks.
Thank you. As the man said...'Wine, women and Song' (in that order)

jogger1976

1,251 posts

126 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Anyone who:

Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problemdrinkbeer
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"spin
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it wink

jimmyslr

798 posts

273 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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jogger1976 said:
Anyone who:

Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problemdrinkbeer
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"spin
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it wink
Very good. Do you know me? I refer to the trousers as red rather than pink though;)

NomduJour

19,092 posts

259 months

Monday 29th June 2015
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Snubs said:
so heads to Burlington Arcade for a more personal service
Burlington Arcade has been ruined.

jkw

120 posts

159 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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jimmyslr said:
Very good. Do you know me? I refer to the trousers as red rather than pink though;)
  • cough* it's salmon didn't you know...

bluenosewrx

391 posts

115 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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has polish speaking builders

EggsBenedict

1,770 posts

174 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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minerva said:
EggsBenedict said:
Was apoplectic with rage when the BBC sacked Clarkson
Please do elaborate. I think that the higher eschelons and the lower both admit to liking Clarkson. The middle classes hate him. Well, they pretend to, anyway.
I'm probably due a PH Woosh Parrot (TM) for completely missing the point (maybe I don't get what 'ph private' actually means), but I guess so then are many on here. I thought the point of the thread was to ridicule the 'typical PH forummer'.

Seems like there's an agenda to ridicule people who wear red or mustard trousers, which is fine but is a bit of an easy target, and has been done before many times.

My points previously can be summed up as:

Thinks he knows loads about cars, but actually knows feck all because all the knowledge he gets is from Top Gear (hence the anger at the BBC sacking Clarkson)

Is massively insecure, and therefore status aware and starts threads like 'show us your coffee maker'

Spends so much time/money on stuff to impress other blokes, you start to wonder if he's in the closet

Jumps on bandwagons but not for the reasons given (e.g. superbikes are slow/council, and not because I haven't got the balls to ride one, oh no, not at all...)

Is generally a bit of a wker who gives other petrol heads a bad name (a bit like Clarkson)


trowelhead

1,867 posts

121 months

Tuesday 30th June 2015
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EggsBenedict said:
starts threads like 'show us your coffee maker'
No parrot required, pretty much nailed it smile

dtmpower

3,972 posts

245 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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trowelhead said:
EggsBenedict said:
starts threads like 'show us your coffee maker'
No parrot required, pretty much nailed it smile
What's her name ?

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

123 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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I'm certainly not PH private enough as I have no reference to most of the brands quoted on here !

guess I'm not living the dream eh ?!!!

Funkycoldribena

Original Poster:

7,379 posts

154 months

WD39

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 1st July 2015
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superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
Was this shot taken in your boats lavy?
I'm sure that everyone is curious....Who she?

NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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WD39 said:
superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
Was this shot taken in your boats lavy?
I'm sure that everyone is curious....Who she?
She is actually dressed up for the night, but so far no one here has figured out as what. party


Edited by NailedOn on Thursday 2nd July 07:52

CaptainSlow

13,179 posts

212 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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NailedOn said:
Just a lady of passing acquaintance.
She is actually dressed up for the night, but so far no one here has figured out as what. party
Harry Potter?

Rosscow

8,759 posts

163 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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jogger1976 said:
Anyone who:

Wears pink or yellow trousers outside of a golf course and is definitely not taking the piss or being ironic
Necks industrial quantities of wine, but definitely doesn't have a drink problemdrinkbeer
Owns a pair of Le Chemau wellies and a Barbour jacket
Spends more on school fees than some people earn in a year
Is a member of a wine club
Does not understand the concept of the "Reduced to clear aisle"spin
Knows anyone called "Pippa", "Henry", "Quentin", "Arabella" or "Hugo"
Works 90 hrs a week as a hedge fund manager and absolutely hates it wink
Guilty!

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Wears a blue suit for work. And a fking big watch which always "accidentally" pokes out of the bottom of his shirt sleeve.

Fastchas

2,644 posts

121 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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WD39 said:
superkartracer said:
NailedOn said:
Posh girls can be delightfully rude when it suits them!

http://thumbsnap.com/sc/KRlE1WTP.jpg[/img]|http://t...

Edited by Big Al. on Sunday 28th June 19:34
Was this shot taken in your boats lavy?
I'm sure that everyone is curious....Who she?
Seriously, that gave me a twitch....

NailedOn

3,114 posts

235 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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CaptainSlow said:
NailedOn said:
Just a lady of passing acquaintance.
She is actually dressed up for the night, but so far no one here has figured out as what. party
Harry Potter?
There is a vague connection there.
Although the photo's subject is definitely female.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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Er, her eyes are a bit wonky. Wouldnt know if she's looking at you or over your shoulder...

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

279 months

Thursday 2nd July 2015
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