"a bit ph private"

[NailedOn]

Time for me to confess that the lady in question was found by Google.
I know nothing of her except she is supposedly in a school uniform and is armed with a wooden ruler.
Not sure if that qualifies as a posh activity or not....

[deeen]

Moans like f*ck every week for 11 years about how crap Top Gear is. Then...

EggsBenedict said:

Was apoplectic with rage when the BBC sacked Clarkson

... and moans like f*ck about how nothing will ever be as good again.

[superkartracer]

NailedOn said:

Time for me to confess that the lady in question was found by Google.
I know nothing of her except she is supposedly in a school uniform and is armed with a wooden ruler.
Not sure if that qualifies as a posh activity or not....

It is you , dressed in drag.. come on don't be shy ha ha

[NailedOn]

superkartracer said:

NailedOn said:

Time for me to confess that the lady in question was found by Google.
I know nothing of her except she is supposedly in a school uniform and is armed with a wooden ruler.
Not sure if that qualifies as a posh activity or not....

It is you , dressed in drag.. come on don't be shy ha ha

Darn it, you found me out.
I thought the resemblance would go unnoticed.....
This is a selfie of me in my prime.

[Leptons]

Doesn't have a TV license, only watches catch up TV. Tells everyone he Hates Top Gear but watches it every week anyway. Cried a little at the end of last weeks show.

Once went abroad on an all inclusive holiday, didn't like it. Now prefers self catering in Devon or Cornwall or 'Ring trips'.

Only washes his car once a year but when he does, uses the two bucket method.

Has a dash cam. Is excited for the day something interesting happens so can post the footage online. For now will have to make do with 'Critique my driving' posts.

Only buys premium tyres. If one gets a puncture changes them all. They're scrap, it's your cars only contact with the road you know?!

[ReaperCushions]

Leptons said:

Doesn't have a TV license, only watches catch up TV. Tells everyone he Hates Top Gear but watches it every week anyway. Cried a little at the end of last weeks show.

See also: Comes online to say 'it got a bit dusty in my house at the end'

[ReaperCushions]

OpulentBob said:

Wears a blue suit for work. And a fking big watch which always "accidentally" pokes out of the bottom of his shirt sleeve.

Which will be a Seiko monster that's he's 'pulled the trigger' on recently.

[superkartracer]

'pulled the trigger' - this really gets on my tits

nailedon - very nice ha!

[blueST]

Leptons said:

...Only buys premium tyres. If one gets a puncture changes them all. They're scrap, it's your cars only contact with the road you know?!

Yet is adamamant winter tyres are completely unecessary as he's never got stuck in 30 years of driving.

[rog007]

These last half dozen posts are getting a little uncomfortable now; can we change tac...

[anonymous-user]

Secretly envious that a few of his mates have recently bought expensive road bikes because he wants something shiny and feels he is missing out but has always lambasted cyclists as gayers in lycra for years and now cant bear to back down and lose face.

[silverthorn2151]

EggsBenedict said:

more time on pornhub dot com looking up 'pegging'

Well I never......so that's what it's called!

[BenWRXSEi]

Constantly brays about the shortcomings of 'Halfrauds.' Continues to shop there anyway.

[LukeR94]

tries to convince people that he doesnt know who "Kim Kardashian" Is.

Despite knowing full well who she is.

He's only kidding himself.

[GSE]

Upgrades the company Golf to an Audi A3 because he fancied something different. Has someone around once a week to jetwash the wheelie bins.
Manages to mention the lifetime guarantee on the VW exhaust system, whilst you take a look at the exhaust hanging off your Ford

[markcurtains]

Rides a Brompton, not to be ironic

[Snozzwangler]

LukeR94 said:

tries to convince people that he doesnt know who "Kim Kardashian" Is.

Despite knowing full well who she is.

He's only kidding himself.

Having bashed one out over her while the wife was out maxing the credit card at Waitrose.

[smn159]

In a similar vein - Feels the need to state that he doesn't know who they are every time a famous footballer in mentioned.

[BrabusMog]

silverthorn2151 said:

EggsBenedict said:

more time on pornhub dot com looking up 'pegging'

Well I never......so that's what it's called!

I wish I hadn't googled that one just before my eggs benedict and kir royale breakfast

[DuncanM]

Snozzwangler said:

LukeR94 said:

tries to convince people that he doesnt know who "Kim Kardashian" Is.

Despite knowing full well who she is.

He's only kidding himself.

Having bashed one out over her while the wife was out maxing the credit card at Waitrose.

Love this thread!