"a bit ph private"
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BrabusMog said:
silverthorn2151 said:
EggsBenedict said:
more time on pornhub dot com looking up 'pegging'
Well I never......so that's what it's called! 
Perhaps I can reschedule my meeting this morning to brunch at 'Cote' who do lovely eggs benedict.
Or would that be a bit PH private?
Blimey, used to be so straightforward here. I blame the 'show us your new shoes' thread. Thin end of the ball joint splitter.
silverthorn2151 said:
BrabusMog said:
silverthorn2151 said:
EggsBenedict said:
more time on pornhub dot com looking up 'pegging'
Well I never......so that's what it's called! Perhaps I can reschedule my meeting this morning to brunch at 'Cote' who do lovely eggs benedict.
Or would that be a bit PH private?
Blimey, used to be so straightforward here. I blame the 'show us your new shoes' thread. Thin end of the ball joint splitter.
I'm starting to think I am schizophrenic. I have a Monster, have satellite, have a gravel drive and an eclectic mix of both threads really.
However, here in France we had a forest fire opposite yesterday, 37C, 50 mph gusts fanning the flames, road closed for 12 hours, police, seven fire engines and people coming round for ages, driving round the barriers just to rubberneck. Then parking in my drive and refusing to move when asked. The police intervened and gave them a choice of a fine or moving. They moaned like hell for being asked to move, and they weren't youngsters or "a bit council" but pensioners. I've had them blocking the access to my house and picnicking in the front of my garden too, and refusing to move when asked "until we've finished our meal". I just parked in front and told them I'd move when I felt like it when they knocked on the door later asking me to move my car so they could leave. So perhaps a "pensioner thread" is now called for?
However, here in France we had a forest fire opposite yesterday, 37C, 50 mph gusts fanning the flames, road closed for 12 hours, police, seven fire engines and people coming round for ages, driving round the barriers just to rubberneck. Then parking in my drive and refusing to move when asked. The police intervened and gave them a choice of a fine or moving. They moaned like hell for being asked to move, and they weren't youngsters or "a bit council" but pensioners. I've had them blocking the access to my house and picnicking in the front of my garden too, and refusing to move when asked "until we've finished our meal". I just parked in front and told them I'd move when I felt like it when they knocked on the door later asking me to move my car so they could leave. So perhaps a "pensioner thread" is now called for?
TKF said:
,Instead of going out on the lash and touching girls like that lot wasting their life he saved his money and got a Mitsubishi GTO which was detailed (twin bucket method) every weekend in preparation for meets to stand round in car parks with men in motorsport branded fleeces.
An IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
This is just brilliant and needs bumpingAn IT contractor he knows how to maximise income from divvies. It allowed him to get an Elise at 24 whilst that lot were still out ruining their lives on partying and girls. Still a virgin but loves track days. Hopes to marshall one day.
After meeting a girl online he got married in Moss Bros, had a kid and got a divorce within 3yrs. Snake with tits now lives in the house whilst he's in an appartment overlooking Waitrose in Leighton Buzzard. All the consoles and a huge DVD collection housed in black shelving. Filthy carpets.
The boy now comes over every other weekends and our man wants him to get into karting but he's not interested. Doesn't seem interested in the leased Golf either and can't wait to go home to mum.
Talks about pulling the trigger on the latest Maplin gadget. Knows all about Rolex but mostly posts in the £50 watch thread. Hates muzzles and reckons Nige is the only way out of the LabLibCon establishment that's delivering this country to hell in a handcart.
Work colleagues don't tend to notice the handmade suits straining round his paunch. It's 12yrs old now but handmade is handmade and off the peg is for proles. At home he has some really peaty whisky that he unsuccessfully persuades himself that he enjoys.
Mo at the Kohi Nor on Friends and Family. Vapes.
Edited by TKF on Friday 16th January 22:14
vallance5 said:
Becoming an expert on tennis and talking about how "Murray" played when Wimbledon is on or even going to watch it live. But doesn't follow, talk about or watch tennis the other 50 weeks of the year.
Phew, narrowly missed that one. I ignore tennis for 52 weeks of the year. See no point in pretentious bat and and ball at all. At all.Vitorio said:
Is owning your own house a special thing, or am i misreading "private"?
Not really, my understanding is that this thread is a response to the "A bit Council" thread (which is observational, but sometimes a bit vindictive and a bit silly), where instead fun is poked at the middle class pretensions that abound in the Harry Enfield "considerably richer than yow" manner.
Edited by FailHere on Monday 25th July 15:11
2016 private:
has a collection of Chinese panerai watch replicas with large brown leather strap which all 'look gen'. posts on ph about how a grand seiko is his 'grail watch' whilst secretly detesting it.
never, ever drives on the hard shoulder on a smart motorway. even when the sign asks. moans at everyone else who then undertakes him from said lane.
enjoys being delayed overnight at Dover ferry docks in his mobile home, cooks using a disposable bbq on the car park even though he has a fully operational stove inside.
has an active sugar daddy website account so he can talk to younger women who want £1500 per month. refuses to pay £50 for a premium subscription.
posts derogatory things about Jeremy Corbyn on the guardian, just to get a reaction whilst privately admiring his tenacity
has paid thousands for a motorised satellite dish so he can avoid paying for sky. ends up watching most sport with Greek and arabic language commentary only.
watches 'lambing, live', thinks 'the booze cruise' is one of the best film trilogies ever made.
has a collection of Chinese panerai watch replicas with large brown leather strap which all 'look gen'. posts on ph about how a grand seiko is his 'grail watch' whilst secretly detesting it.
never, ever drives on the hard shoulder on a smart motorway. even when the sign asks. moans at everyone else who then undertakes him from said lane.
enjoys being delayed overnight at Dover ferry docks in his mobile home, cooks using a disposable bbq on the car park even though he has a fully operational stove inside.
has an active sugar daddy website account so he can talk to younger women who want £1500 per month. refuses to pay £50 for a premium subscription.
posts derogatory things about Jeremy Corbyn on the guardian, just to get a reaction whilst privately admiring his tenacity
has paid thousands for a motorised satellite dish so he can avoid paying for sky. ends up watching most sport with Greek and arabic language commentary only.
watches 'lambing, live', thinks 'the booze cruise' is one of the best film trilogies ever made.
Edited by Carl_Manchester on Monday 25th July 17:14
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