"a bit ph private"

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redtwin

7,518 posts

183 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Hugo a Gogo said:
has a 'daily beater' watch, and another that gets some 'wrist time'
rofl

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Jimmy No Hands said:
BrabusMog said:
What the hell is the whoopsie section?!?
supermarket gone off or nearly out of date or dropped section, sell it for a reduction
Ah I see, they don't have those in Waitrose... But I did manage to find this today, I guess it blurs the lines between this thread and the council one...


B17NNS

18,506 posts

248 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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StottyEvo said:
B17NNS said:
Two dishwashers.
This really hit the spot rofl I can imagine someone on here attempting to make a thinly veiled brag about owning two dishwashers.
De rigueur these days apparently. biggrin

Yazar said:
If you only have one then you now spending your life emptying it all the time!

As Fif says above, Two dishwashers is a must!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=207&t=1475178&mid=27144&nmt=New+Kitchen+%2D+essentials%3F

Spare tyre

9,586 posts

131 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
Ah I see, they don't have those in Waitrose... But I did manage to find this today, I guess it blurs the lines between this thread and the council one...

It's fine, we all feed our dogs with waitrose essentials, not usually discounted mind

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Spare tyre said:
It's fine, we all feed our dogs with waitrose essentials, not usually discounted mind
Feed the dogs?

PHers keep a small, say 3000 acre, portion of the estate stocked with antelope and the dogs exercise and feed themselves.

Spare tyre

9,586 posts

131 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
Feed the dogs?

PHers keep a small, say 3000 acre, portion of the estate stocked with antelope and the dogs exercise and feed themselves.
laugh

DuncanM

6,203 posts

280 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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wolfracesonic said:
5 bed detached house
Double garage, frequently asks about how to turn one half into a man cave
Monocouche render to external walls (pebble dashing for the middle classes)
Internal walls half lime plastered, half cat5 cable in trunking
Multiple folding doors to all elevations(house would collapse if they were all opened simultaneously)
Above finished in French Gray, Farrow and Ball, obviously
Miele washing machine, Sebo vacuum, Neff cooker
Brilliant thread, loving the cat5/6 comments hehe

Jimmy No Hands

5,011 posts

157 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
Ah I see, they don't have those in Waitrose... But I did manage to find this today, I guess it blurs the lines between this thread and the council one...

Ah, £99 does indeed seem reasonable for those.

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Spare tyre said:
BrabusMog said:
Ah I see, they don't have those in Waitrose... But I did manage to find this today, I guess it blurs the lines between this thread and the council one...

It's fine, we all feed our dogs with waitrose essentials, not usually discounted mind
These are for me, my girlfriend lives in another country for half of the month so I'm alone tonight. And I'd prefer if you didn't refer to her as a dog, I'm a company director who doesn't take kindly to that kind of comment.

zcacogp

11,239 posts

245 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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BrabusMog said:
Git. I feel hungry now.


Oli.

paulwirral

3,154 posts

136 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Takes 3 connecting flights and 8 hours to fly to Barcelona rather than use budget airlines

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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In another country? Another country?

Good god, man, where are the standards?

She is not in another country, this is PH.

She is shagging her new bloke. In. The. House. You. Are. Still. Paying. For.

RDMcG

19,176 posts

208 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Uses the word "professional" to describe kitchen equipment,sports equipment, and audio equipment.

Carl_Docklands

12,222 posts

263 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Sheets Tabuer said:
Lives in a bedsit while the ex wife lives in the family home with her boyfriend.
This.

My contribution is:

Roll-up cigarettes, usually Golden Virginia.

Edited by Carl_Docklands on Wednesday 14th January 18:43

BrabusMog

20,179 posts

187 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Justayellowbadge said:
In another country? Another country?

Good god, man, where are the standards?

She is not in another country, this is PH.

She is shagging her new bloke. In. The. House. You. Are. Still. Paying. For.
[PH]I am not leaving the house as I'll then never be able to get back inside and I'll have to stay in a bedsit and eat spaghetti on toast all week whilst paying for her lavish lifestyle. I'll "stick to my guns" thank you very much.[/PH]

cranford10

350 posts

117 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Hugo a Gogo said:
has a 'daily beater' watch, and another that gets some 'wrist time'
That they have 'just pulled the trigger on'

valiant

10,251 posts

161 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Makes his own hummus.

Does a job that can't be described in one short sentence.

Wears mustard or pink corduroy trousers.


Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Works in IT, forty years old, lives with his mum, leases a brand new 3 Series (because it is 'cheaper than buying secondhand you know') and owns a tatty old MX5 as a 'weekend car'.

He is a virgin and is very very voluble about the women who don't measure up to his idea of physical perfection (which he gleaned from lads mags) and who he definitely wouldn't sleep with.

Will eventually marry the first gold digger who is dumb enough to be fooled by the BMW and who is the right shape/appearance, will expect her to substitute his mum, will refer to her as 'the wife', will take on a massive mortgage, and will be completely mystified when she leaves him five years later when the house has built up some equity.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,400 posts

151 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Goes on about the Ferrari F40 being the dream car, failing to see that's it's a hideous bag of bolts that, even though genuine, looks like an MR2 based Ferrari replica built by some pimply chav in his council house garden .

Spare tyre

9,586 posts

131 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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Tyres, especially winter variants