I need to find an other half!

[allergictocheese]

There are lots of rubbery women out there. You just have to stop looking.

[CountZero23]

DanielSan said:

CountZero23 said:

We need that relationship section pronto. Things are getting worse not better - The Lounge is turning into one big Match.com thread.

OP.

Got to the gym lots
Eat well
Dress well
Sort life out so that it could be considered attractive to a girl
Get out of your comfort zone and go to a few bars, talk to lots of girls and get them drunk (remember it's a numbers game)
Get one back to your place
Keep her there
Put ring on her finger
Post again in the Lounge when it all goes wrong and you lose your house, only get to see your kids on weekends and she is magically seeing someone else 2 weeks later...

Then because you met her on a night out and both of you were a bit tipsy be.told that you must Have a serious drinking problem and the relationships failings are all down to your alcohol abuse.

Make sure you cement hers views by getting smashed asking her who the fk she is make various angry accusations, extra points of you can bring her ex into it.

When she does dump you and starts seeing someone else - now is exactly the time to buy the engagement ring and pop the big question.

[croyde]

CountZero23 said:

DanielSan said:

CountZero23 said:

We need that relationship section pronto. Things are getting worse not better - The Lounge is turning into one big Match.com thread.

OP.

Got to the gym lots
Eat well
Dress well
Sort life out so that it could be considered attractive to a girl
Get out of your comfort zone and go to a few bars, talk to lots of girls and get them drunk (remember it's a numbers game)
Get one back to your place
Keep her there
Put ring on her finger
Post again in the Lounge when it all goes wrong and you lose your house, only get to see your kids on weekends and she is magically seeing someone else 2 weeks later...

Then because you met her on a night out and both of you were a bit tipsy be.told that you must Have a serious drinking problem and the relationships failings are all down to your alcohol abuse.

Make sure you cement hers views by getting smashed asking her who the fk she is make various angry accusations, extra points of you can bring her ex into it.

When she does dump you and starts seeing someone else - now is exactly the time to buy the engagement ring and pop the big question.

This has just reminded me why I can't be bothered, thanks

[Adam B]

mrtwisty said:

That bloody Telegraph article. We're Mumsnet for blokes now, didn't you know?

link?

[ozzuk]

MichaelKnight said:

Has anyone joined a dating site? I would prefer a chinese lady or similar as I tend to think of them as far less 'louty' than some British women can be!

Any pointers?

I think it's racist to call them 'pointers'.

[DanielSan]

CountZero23 said:

Make sure you cement hers views by getting smashed asking her who the fk she is make various angry accusations, extra points of you can bring her ex into it.

When she does dump you and starts seeing someone else - now is exactly the time to buy the engagement ring and pop the big question.

He needs to let her go on holiday after showing her no affection so she can get ploughed by a Spaniard and a dutchman in a 'drunken' night of passion. And then tell the OP nothing happened on holiday and she hasn't been regularly being shafted by someone else at home despite starting to see someone just a week after she dumps him.

[Monkeylegend]

DanielSan said:

He needs to let her go on holiday after showing her no affection so she can get ploughed by a Spaniard and a dutchman in a 'drunken' night of passion. And then tell the OP nothing happened on holiday and she hasn't been regularly being shafted by someone else at home despite starting to see someone just a week after she dumps him.

How long did it take you to get over this?

[DanielSan]

She'll tell the OP that she's been unhappy for a while and feels better for ending things but is taking it slow with the new guy, really she's been over it for ages and has just enjoyed taking as much cock as she can behind his back. So actual time scale is about 0.3 seconds.

[mrtwisty]

Adam B said:

mrtwisty said:

That bloody Telegraph article. We're Mumsnet for blokes now, didn't you know?

link?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11250691/PistonHeads-the-blokes-answer-to-Mumsnet.html

[GT03ROB]

mrtwisty said:

Adam B said:

mrtwisty said:

That bloody Telegraph article. We're Mumsnet for blokes now, didn't you know?

link?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11250691/PistonHeads-the-blokes-answer-to-Mumsnet.html

Oh dear fking god, hadn't seen that article......explains it all.....

[wildoliver]

Matt that's you in there isn't it!

[Atmospheric]

mrtwisty said:

Adam B said:

mrtwisty said:

That bloody Telegraph article. We're Mumsnet for blokes now, didn't you know?

link?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/the-filter/11250691/PistonHeads-the-blokes-answer-to-Mumsnet.html

Rod Rammage: "Cleaning out the back of the van,"

[El Guapo]

BritishRacinGrin said:

SkinnyPete said:

BritishRacinGrin said:

Come to Thailand.

Apparently its like shooting fish in a barrel?

You can go ahead and remove the 'apparently' and the '?' from that sentence.

Just avoid the really pretty ones - many are packing meat & two veg.



So I've been told

[lord trumpton]

Try China, there's plenty of 'em over there.

[Hoofy]

lord trumpton said:

Try China, there's plenty of 'em over there.

One of my uncles was criticising modern Chinese women for being too westernised. He mentioned some village where I could get a good wife, though. Yeah, she probably doesn't have all her teeth, doesn't speak English nor knows how to use a PC but should I need my oxen... er... oxenised, I'm sure she'll be able to do it.

[williamp]

Met my wife on match.com. Still together, 2 children etc etc

[fatboy18]

williamp said:

Met my wife on match.com. Still together, 2 children etc etc

Good for you Nice to know some of these sites do actually work

[aw51 121565]

Fluid said:

GT03ROB said:

Why do we keep getting these 1st posts from people with relationship issues?

And in the wrong section.

He wouldn't have been able to even start the thread in the correct section (and if it's moved there he won't then be able to reply) for his first two weeks on here or something .

[FredClogs]

I watched the "Undateables" last night, exploitation TV at its best. OP - Maybe catch it again on IPlayer and get some tips?

[Eric Mc]

fatboy18 said:

red_slr said:

Rovinghawk said:

Advice: Screwfix Direct is not a dating website.

I wish I'd known in advance............

Have another

Thank goodness Payless/Do-It-All has closed.