I need to find an other half!

I need to find an other half!

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Hoofy

76,425 posts

283 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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FredClogs said:
I watched the "Undateables" last night, exploitation TV at its best. OP - Maybe catch it again on IPlayer and get some tips?
I saw one on Sunday. Some hot fitness instructor dates a midget (is that the acceptable term?)! I do hope they're still dating. Kinda brought a smile to my face that they got on fine.

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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I met mine on Tinder.

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Pothole said:
I met mine on Tinder.
I'm having issues with Tinder.

Locally i get no matches, travel to a place i wouldn't normally go and have a quick swipe through and i get a very good success rate. But then i would have to travel to see them and they would have to be pretty bloody amazing to convince me to do that and mostly they really aren't.

All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.


It's proving to be quite difficult.

GT03ROB

13,271 posts

222 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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omgus said:
All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.

It's proving to be quite difficult.
No chance, think you need to lower your standards a bit! smile

Hoofy

76,425 posts

283 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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GT03ROB said:
omgus said:
All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.

It's proving to be quite difficult.
No chance, think you need to lower your standards a bit! smile
yes

In that list, I'd consider dating a bloke.

knotweed

1,981 posts

177 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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omgus said:
I'm having issues with Tinder.

Locally i get no matches.
I see what you did there.

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Tuesday 20th January 2015
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Hoofy said:
GT03ROB said:
No chance, think you need to lower your standards a bit! smile
yes

In that list, I'd consider dating a bloke.
rofl
st, right, changing the settings now and off to have a look.

knotweed said:
I see what you did there.
I wish i could claim that was deliberate. frown

Adam B

27,297 posts

255 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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omgus said:
All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.
so a prostitute that cooks then?

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Wednesday 21st January 2015
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knotweed said:
omgus said:
I'm having issues with Tinder.

Locally i get no matches.
I see what you did there.
I think that's the point of the name.

b0rk

2,312 posts

147 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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omgus said:
All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.
It's the last bit that's your problem just learn to embrace the mental and with practice you can harness the mental for your own ends and break them. I'd suggest a nice lady with cats, lots of cats all dressed in little outfits, catsuits if you like.

GC8

19,910 posts

191 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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How the fk do you 'break the mental'?

The mental breaks you - that's how it is, and how it will always be.

Justices

3,681 posts

165 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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hora said:
I'm guessing here but OP- do you think being Chinese means they'll have lesser standards when it comes to selecting a fella or something?

Also- they can fight/argue sometimes much more than a 'white woman'.


Casual racism is alive and well on PH.
Precisely, generalising on women from a nation of 1.3bn people with different provinces, cities and social classes that are very different makes complete sense hehe

OP, to turn it around and make sweeping generalisations about lonely men from Blighty who head abroad expecting to get treated like Elvis for no other reason than they are foreigners.. is this you?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gz-TUzjSXOw


vx220

2,692 posts

235 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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omgus said:
I'm having issues with Tinder.

All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.

Has anyone used the above as a profile, and what kind of success have you had?

It could work!!!

NRS

22,226 posts

202 months

Thursday 22nd January 2015
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vx220 said:
omgus said:
I'm having issues with Tinder.

All i want is someone who cooks, lives local, is fun, has the odd night out, isn't insecure, doesn't mind me being a bit st at contacting them most of the time and who is only on the entertaining end of the batst mental spectrum.

Has anyone used the above as a profile, and what kind of success have you had?

It could work!!!
Lots of replies, and 3 dates so far. Sadly they're at court for sexism charges. Still counts though, right?