Have I got big hands?

[GG89]

Freak.

[Steamer]

Rawwr said:

mattley said:

Piano or Guitar, I'd go for guitar as your little finger looks longer than your thumb stretch.

I'm not sure that'd work. I have tiny, child-like hands and play both guitar and piano. This meat-fisted chap would be holding down three strings at a time!

Yer, but look how well that kid played the banjo in Deliverance.

[toohuge]

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

[Rawwr]

You could wrap tinfoil around your fingers and pick up Jazz FM.

[toohuge]

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

[Condi]

According to glove and hat sizes I have extra large hands and an extra small head.

True story.

EDIT: however, my 'extra large' hands are 4cm span smaller than yours. So you must be XXL. My old boss' hands were massive too, pretty common among farmers to have big hands.

Edited by Condi on Tuesday 27th January 23:01

[gr1340]

GG89 said:

Freak.

It can be extremely useful while trick or treating or any other situation when you are invited to 'take a handful'! When the JCB size handful of whatever is offered is scooped up, the look on their face is priceless. Probably wondering why a 35 year old man is trick or treating probably.

The negative side though is that changing a headlight bulb on the passenger side of a Vectra can be difficult.

[Gargamel]

Become a Spank Daddy to the larger ladies?

[gr1340]

toohuge said:

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

toohuge said:

You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....

Do I need to enter twice due to size restrictions?

[Rawwr]

Never, ever get a job as a customs officer. You will destroy people.

[J4CKO]

Have you tried flapping them ? I reckon VTOL is possible.

[Rawwr]

On the plus side, you could probably give CPR to an elephant.

[Animal]

Try arm wrestling!

[AmiableChimp]

Get a job sitting in the crowd at working mens' clubs so when they ask for "A big hand for our acts tonight"....

[CR6ZZ]

Hmmm, your hands are the same size as mine, yet you have tiny fingernails compared to me. Have you been taking surreptitious snacks?

[BritishRacinGrin]

Rawwr said:

You could wrap tinfoil around your fingers and pick up Jazz FM.

gr1340 said:

It can be extremely useful while trick or treating or any other situation when you are invited to 'take a handful'! When the JCB size handful of whatever is offered is scooped up, the look on their face is priceless. Probably wondering why a 35 year old man is trick or treating probably.

[Boozy]

Can you use laces or are your shoes all velcro fastening?

[e600]

Steamer said:

Yer, but look how well that kid played the banjo in Deliverance.

The kid didn't play the banjo.

[bobbo89]

Did this all start when someone told you that the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger is the same as the length of your tallywhacker?

[suthol]

Every bloke on here is very pleased you're not a woman