Have I got big hands?

Have I got big hands?

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Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
Kiltie - I'm sure my Mum, Dad and sister will both be offended by that remark
Err...

Xaero

4,060 posts

215 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Hold normal size things and make them look small, like this 330ml can:



daddy cool

4,001 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Do you struggle with micro-technology, you fat-handed tt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1w9bg3bMM

Monkeylegend

26,407 posts

231 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
Monkeylegend said:
Have you got big ears as well?
Nope, every other body part it in keeping with my 6ft frame. Size 12 feet though but that's not out of the ordinary.
Noddy will just have to keep searching then.

gr1340

Original Poster:

975 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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daddy cool said:
Do you struggle with micro-technology, you fat-handed tt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv1w9bg3bMM
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Monkeylegend

26,407 posts

231 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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bobbo89 said:
Did this all start when someone told you that the distance between the tip of your thumb to the tip of your little finger is the same as the length of your tallywhacker?
Can you still do a 4 finger knuckle shuffle or is it less?

Sorry to be so personal.

gr1340

Original Poster:

975 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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So my ideal job is customs during the day, fat lady spanking at night, the odd evening/weekend pianist work and entering arm wrestles and thumb war competitions in my spare time. Maybe a summer job travelling in a circus freak show.

Best get looking then

CB2152

1,555 posts

133 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Adenauer said:
gr1340 said:
Kiltie - I'm sure my Mum, Dad and sister will both be offended by that remark
Err...
It took me a minute or two to get that hehe

Monkeythree

512 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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You could make an attempt at this:

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-29105635

Bullett

10,887 posts

184 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
Kiltie - I'm sure my Mum, Dad and sister will both be offended by that remark
This reply needed more respect.



Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Bullett said:
gr1340 said:
Kiltie - I'm sure my Mum, Dad and sister will both be offended by that remark
This reply needed more respect.
Can you explain it please, Mr Bullett? wink

tom2019

770 posts

195 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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If everything else is normal size does your cock feel tiny when you handle it.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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are we distant relatives biggrin



soad

32,901 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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People (females) will think that you have a mahoossive penis!

Bigger hands give you a much stronger grip and that is often very useful (masturbation, for example).

Bone injuries are less likely as there is more meat to protect your bones.
HTH

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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soad said:
People (females) will think that you have a mahoossive penis!
But I have

soad

32,901 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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tom2019 said:
If everything else is normal size does your cock feel tiny when you handle it.
laugh

V40TC

2,002 posts

184 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Adenauer said:
Can you explain it please, Mr Bullett? wink
Mum Dad sister

Both

Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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V40TC said:
Adenauer said:
Can you explain it please, Mr Bullett? wink
Mum Dad sister

Both
I know that bit.

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Zad said:
OP pictured earlier:

Brother Lee Love - Hell, thats a blast from the past.


Spray them green and save yourself £20 from purchasing a pair of Hulk Hands.

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Have I got small hands?