Have I got big hands?

Have I got big hands?

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Rosscow

8,765 posts

163 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
And if so, what can I do with them?

Yes, you do.

I consider myself to have large hands but mine only measure 255mm, where as yours are nearer 270mm.

You can comfortably cup some very large breasts.

gr1340

Original Poster:

975 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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According to the hand size chart at Paignton Zoo, they are the same size as a chimpanzee. Not quite big enough to be gorilla size but not much in it.

ooh ooh aah aah

gr1340

Original Poster:

975 posts

203 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Lost soul said:
are we distant relatives biggrin


Sorry, we are different leagues.

Laurel Green

30,778 posts

232 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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You are Hands Christian Andersen AICMFP.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

151 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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suthol said:
Every bloke on here is very pleased you're not a woman biggrin
This definitely deserves a roflroflrofl

Gingerbread Man

9,171 posts

213 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
Lost soul said:
are we distant relatives biggrin


Sorry, we are different leagues.
Nah, mine are bigger. Weirdly they seem normal to me! Just others who comment.

AmiableChimp

3,674 posts

237 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Laurel Green said:
You are Hands Christian Andersen AICMFP.
Hands Solo?

lufbramatt

5,345 posts

134 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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I bet there's now a bunch of blokes in offices all over the country comparing the size of their hands to the sheet of paper of their desk while trying to not be noticed by their colleagues.

Major Fallout

5,278 posts

231 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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So it's you they made the iPhone 6plus for!

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Major Fallout said:
So it's you they made the iPhone 6plus for!
It's him they made the iPad for.

daddy cool

4,001 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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lufbramatt said:
I bet there's now a bunch of blokes in offices all over the country comparing the size of their hands to the sheet of paper of their desk while trying to not be noticed by their colleagues.
Yep, guilty. And the girl that sits next to me saw me doing that, and gave me a weird look. I felt compelled to meekly say "well, it is pretty cold in here, normally they are bigger"
Thing is, i know mine are a pretty average size, maybe even above average, but now ive seen OP's i do wish mine were bigger.
If i get some spam email tonight offering pills to increase hand length and girth, i might not immediately send it to the junk mail folder.

Levin

2,025 posts

124 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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hora said:
Girls with big feet scare me. I once interviewed a girl and she was wearing ballet-pump style shoes (correct term?) and was waggling one foot. She had bigger feet than me (size 10.5). I was mesmerised by the size of the thing and she wasn't bad looking (and definitely not a bloke) laugh
So, uh, how did you find that out? Tackle the question head on?

Looking at this thread, I'm beginning to think my hands aren't as big as I had expected. They're probably average or a tiny bit bigger than average, but OP wasn't kidding when he said he was in a different league.

seeby

1,807 posts

170 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
And if so, what can I do with them?

Well,yes comparing with my hand,it would appear you have large hands. But my tape is bigger tongue out

sanguinary

1,346 posts

211 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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gr1340 said:
toohuge said:
You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....
toohuge said:
You could enter a thumb war competition and watch the competitors quiver in fear....
Do I need to enter twice due to size restrictions?
You've got two thumbs, haven't you?

wink

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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dirty boy

14,697 posts

209 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Asterix said:
Arm Wrestling dude.

Asterix

24,438 posts

228 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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dirty boy said:
Asterix said:
Arm Wrestling dude.
Yarp.

soad

32,894 posts

176 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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"Meat Paw":


Denis Cyplenkov showing some of his hand strength by crushing wall nuts with his bare hands!
Denis Cyplenkov VS Walnuts


Dr Interceptor

7,784 posts

196 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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My hand span is about 1/2" off the OPs. I am taller though at 6ft5. I also have size 12 feet.

daddy cool

4,001 posts

229 months

Wednesday 28th January 2015
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Dr Interceptor said:
My hand span is about 1/2" off the OPs. I am taller though at 6ft5. I also have size 12 feet.
A4 test or it didnt happen.