An interesting fact about yourself

[Scousefella]

My surname is a Palindrome.

[mybrainhurts]

I am Spartacus

[Sheets Tabuer]

mybrainhurts said:

I am Spartacus

You miss-spelt "I am old enough to be Spartacus"

[Scousefella]

Oh and I was also one of those annoying muppets (many moons ago) who would snort a condom up his nose, drag it out of my throat and "floss" my nasal cavity.

Usually when mashed in the NAAFI bar.

Edited by Scousefella on Thursday 29th January 21:33

[mybrainhurts]

Sheets Tabuer said:

mybrainhurts said:

I am Spartacus

You miss-spelt "I am old enough to be Spartacus"

You misspelt "I am a wker"...

[mybrainhurts]

My brain hurts.

[northwest monkey]

I chose the colour of the boat house door in Hereford.

[Vaud]

mybrainhurts said:

My brain hurts.

"urts", surely?

[mybrainhurts]

northwest monkey said:

I chose the colour of the boat house door in Hereford.

And, having chosen it, what did you do with it, paint yourself?

[Pit Pony]

The Reverend Moon did our wedding service.

I was once woken up at 3 am by Jimmy Summerville, standing outside and shouting "wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers " at the 19 storey building I was living in. When I put my head out of my 5th floor window and Called "Shut the fk up you queer faggot, some of us need to sleep", he sent his 'security' guards to try to find a way into the building to kill someone. Apparently the Hall of Residence Night Porters had to call for back up.

All this started because someone, much higher in the building had dropped a shopping bag full of water onto the pavement about 10 foot from Mr Summerville, which made a lot of noise when it landed (and could have killed someone). Actually the whooooosh as it went past my window woke me, but hey.

I have also managed to fly a number of paper airplanes onto the roof of Coventry Cathedral, from higher up the same building.

[mybrainhurts]

Vaud said:

mybrainhurts said:

My brain hurts.

"urts", surely?

Stop that, or I will scream

[PositronicRay]

CTO said:

I have four nipples

Where?

[mybrainhurts]

PositronicRay said:

CTO said:

I have four nipples

Where?

In a box, under the bed.

[Spare tyre]

I'm special

[RobinBanks]

Pit Pony said:

The Reverend Moon did our wedding service.

I was once woken up at 3 am by Jimmy Summerville, standing outside and shouting "wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers wkers, wkers, wkers " at the 19 storey building I was living in. When I put my head out of my 5th floor window and Called "Shut the fk up you queer faggot, some of us need to sleep", he sent his 'security' guards to try to find a way into the building to kill someone. Apparently the Hall of Residence Night Porters had to call for back up.

All this started because someone, much higher in the building had dropped a shopping bag full of water onto the pavement about 10 foot from Mr Summerville, which made a lot of noise when it landed (and could have killed someone). Actually the whooooosh as it went past my window woke me, but hey.

I have also managed to fly a number of paper airplanes onto the roof of Coventry Cathedral, from higher up the same building.

WTF

Good story though.

[groundcontrol]

pinchmeimdreamin said:

I'm the least wealthy person on Pistonheads.

Still a 40% tax payer though, right?

My albedo is 0.423.

[northwest monkey]

mybrainhurts said:

northwest monkey said:

I chose the colour of the boat house door in Hereford.

And, having chosen it, what did you do with it, paint yourself?

I'd tell you, but I'd have to hunt you down and abseil off your balcony.

[Axionknight]

mybrainhurts said:

In a box, under the bed.

Patrick Bateman kept his favourite vagina in his gym locker dontcha know, it has a blue bow tied round it.

Me? Born in New Zealand, grew up in England, live in Scotland.

[wildcat45]

98elise said:

I've fired an M61 20mm Gatling Cannon (3000 rounds per minute). No idea of the grouping, but it was fun

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I've done that with a Phalanx Block. 1B so nerr!

[AKA PABS]

I'm so dull I bore myself when I post, but can't stop myself from clicking submit.