An interesting fact about yourself

[lord trumpton]

I have found a way of making my knob 8 inches long....I just fold it in half

[mybrainhurts]

northwest monkey said:

mybrainhurts said:

northwest monkey said:

I chose the colour of the boat house door in Hereford.

And, having chosen it, what did you do with it, paint yourself?

I'd tell you, but I'd have to hunt you down and abseil off your balcony.

You abominable swine...

[wildcat45]

98elise said:

I've fired an M61 20mm Gatling Cannon (3000 rounds per minute). No idea of the grouping, but it was fun

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I've done that with a Phalanx Block. 1B so nerr!

[Turbodiesel1976]

I've shook hands with President Obama and a very nice chap he is

[johnxjsc1985]

I said hello to Mark Wright the Footballer in Tesco this evening

[poppopbangbang]

I've been responsible for the start and gear check procedure of 32 different Formula 1 cars over the past decade or so. As such I've been in more F1 cars whilst they were started than most past, present or future F1 drivers.

Vroom

[pinchmeimdreamin]

I just Farted.

[BorkFactor]

I have played the guitar for 15 years, and I played Freebird at a school concert when I was 15

[dumfriesdave]

Had my appendix removed in 2001 and only found out about it in 2013.

[Sheets Tabuer]

I once ran into Anne widdecombe and cupped her boobs

[pinchmeimdreamin]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I once ran into Anne widdecombe and cupped her boobs

[mybrainhurts]

Sheets Tabuer said:

I once ran into Anne widdecombe and cupped her boobs

When you say ran into her...

You don't mean ran into her, do you?

[Sheets Tabuer]

I did, I used to work for the foreign office and was late for my tube, I ran across the road and ran into her, I raised my hands in a camp oh god manner, as my hands were raised in front of me I used ms widdecombe as a brake and cupped her boobs

[Mobile Chicane]

I can make or fix anything comprised of wood or metal.

I made all the furniture in our house.

I can pick up any musical instrument and just play it.

I speak six foreign languages fluently.

(Sadly, not me. My father.)

[CTO]

mybrainhurts said:

PositronicRay said:

CTO said:

I have four nipples

Where?

In a box, under the bed.

Two in the usual place (chest not under bed ) and then two directly below those by about two inches or so


Edit for wiki :http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supernumerary_nipple

3 is not thaaaaaaat unusual, my sis has 3, I have 4 though

/spinaltapmode: it's one louder /spinaltapmode

Edited by CTO on Thursday 29th January 23:02

[RobinBanks]

dumfriesdave said:

Had my appendix removed in 2001 and only found out about it in 2013.

How does that happen?

[mybrainhurts]

CTO said:

mybrainhurts said:

PositronicRay said:

CTO said:

I have four nipples

Where?

In a box, under the bed.

Two in the usual place (chest not under bed ) and then two directly below those by about two inches or so

Is that for target practice?

[mybrainhurts]

Mobile Chicane said:

I can make anything comprised of wood or metal.

Go on, then, make a metal fart...

[CTO]

mybrainhurts said:

Is that for target practice?

Not so far

[mybrainhurts]

CTO said:

mybrainhurts said:

Is that for target practice?

Not so far

These multiple nipples you see. Have you actually ever, you know, had an eye test..?