What bizarre random dreams have you had recently?
Discussion
Last week I had a dream I was in a shop and got the checkout to pay and couldn't find my wallet, it was very lucid, I woke up with the anxiety. Then I woke up in the morning, tried to find my wallet as I needed petrol on the way into work but I couldn't find my wallet anywhere, I'd left it at work the night before. I'm pretty sure if I hadn't of had that dream I would have just set of for work and filled up with petrol before realising I didn't know where my wallet was. It's not the Twilight Zone but it freaked me out a bit, was it a premonition?
I had a dream I had a one way ticket to Africa, with a choice of 3 African cities to fly to. I walked to the airport, climbing through some sort of fence in the process, and also knew I had neither any money or passport with me. After somehow getting through to the waiting lounge I decided to have a piss, the toilets were unisex and all the urinals and traps were in use, so I opted for the sink and had the longest and best piss ever. So good in fact another dude congratulated me on how long my piss was.
Then I woke up.
I'm going to lay off the scotch before bed.
Then I woke up.
I'm going to lay off the scotch before bed.
I rarely have any memory of dreams.
I was driving my S2000 quickly but not overly so, through an up market acreage estate, with 6" wide concrete edges on the roads, with nicely maintained grass verges.
I got my back wheel onto the grass as I turned into a 35 MPH corner, & started to slide. I was watching this in my wing mirror.
I woke up, & sat up valiantly, before realising it was a dream.
I was driving my S2000 quickly but not overly so, through an up market acreage estate, with 6" wide concrete edges on the roads, with nicely maintained grass verges.
I got my back wheel onto the grass as I turned into a 35 MPH corner, & started to slide. I was watching this in my wing mirror.
I woke up, & sat up valiantly, before realising it was a dream.
Had one last night where I was at some big campsite park thing that was on many levels. I was trying to do something or find someone and ended up on the bottom level. The quickest way back up was up this steep narrow set of steps that went almost straight up. And they were made of slippery shiny porcelain.
Started going up them, and as I got higher and higher they were getting smaller and smaller. As I started to think it was a bad idea I looked down and there was a boy and a man coming up the steps behind, so I couldn't get back down, and I couldn't see the top so had no idea how far I had to go. Then I started panicking about what would happen if someone was trying to come down, since there was no way of passing. I'm trying to grip with my toes and fingernails and force myself on up.
Then I woke up.
Started going up them, and as I got higher and higher they were getting smaller and smaller. As I started to think it was a bad idea I looked down and there was a boy and a man coming up the steps behind, so I couldn't get back down, and I couldn't see the top so had no idea how far I had to go. Then I started panicking about what would happen if someone was trying to come down, since there was no way of passing. I'm trying to grip with my toes and fingernails and force myself on up.
Then I woke up.
The other night I dreamed I was playing a huge harp, back to front, which I was propelling with pedals like a bicycle around covent garden...sometimes it was flying. I was bendy like a roller shutter and my Mrs was facing me on the other chair (?). I have never played a harp, let alone cycled one IRL.
Edited by Pothole on Tuesday 24th March 10:02
A while ago I dreamt that I was driving a sports car along a mountain road & I skidded & was flying through the air. I woke up then, I remembered that if you hit the bottom you will actually die.
As I dropped off again I managed to continue the dream. This time I hit the bottom of the ravine.
I'm still alive so I disproved the theory, unless this is a dream ?!!
As I dropped off again I managed to continue the dream. This time I hit the bottom of the ravine.
I'm still alive so I disproved the theory, unless this is a dream ?!!
Jimboka said:
A while ago I dreamt that...
, I remembered that if you hit the bottom you will actually die.
As I dropped off again I managed to continue the dream. This time I hit the bottom of the ravine.
I'm still alive so I disproved the theory, unless this is a dream ?!!
The thing is with that theory, how the f, I remembered that if you hit the bottom you will actually die.
As I dropped off again I managed to continue the dream. This time I hit the bottom of the ravine.
I'm still alive so I disproved the theory, unless this is a dream ?!!
k would anyone actually know!? Anyone it happened to wouldn't be able to tell us! 
Just woken up from one - my ex boss from back in 1999 had this horrid ADHD, uber-violent kid. I called him Satan. They emigrated to Australia about ten years ago.
Anyway, in my dream I was at work and this kid was there and he grassed me up for sitting on my chair with it tipped back on the back two legs. There was a big palaver and I got sacked. I don't even have a chair with legs. What's all that about then?
I also frequently have nightmares about getting my garage burgled again (every couple of nights) which does my head in. Another recurring theme is having a gun, but when I come to pull the trigger it just won't pull; I pull it back with all my strength - I can feel the tendons in my arms. I just can't fire it.
Anyway, in my dream I was at work and this kid was there and he grassed me up for sitting on my chair with it tipped back on the back two legs. There was a big palaver and I got sacked. I don't even have a chair with legs. What's all that about then?
I also frequently have nightmares about getting my garage burgled again (every couple of nights) which does my head in. Another recurring theme is having a gun, but when I come to pull the trigger it just won't pull; I pull it back with all my strength - I can feel the tendons in my arms. I just can't fire it.
boobles said:
Not a good one last night. saw this jumbo jet fly over my house from the back garden & suddenly start to climb virtically then fall out of the sky from about 30 000 feet just behind my house. I woke up at the moment of impact.
Unless I'm in need of a pretty big whoosh parrot that's a pretty spooky dream given today's news... 
Ari said:
Unless I'm in need of a pretty big whoosh parrot that's a pretty spooky dream given today's news...
& the really spooky thing is, I actually fly with Germanwings in May! 
I genuinely didn't know nothing about this crash until about an hour ago.
Edited by boobles on Tuesday 24th March 14:55
Thought this one was worth adding to the thread.
I had a dream the other night that I woke up in the morning to find a Tupperware container with a cake (ordinary sponge cake) inside it lying on the bed next to me. I opened it and it smelt nice so I ate it.
Anyway, I woke up and thought 'that was a pretty random dream, dreaming about a Tupperware container full of cake'.
Thought little more of it (I do have some pretty random dreams) until I made a move to get out of bed, only to find a Tupperware container by the bed identical to the one in the dream, with the lid off and cake crumbs in the bottom of it!
Bearing in mind I was the only one in the house, this pretty much freaked me out to be honest.
It was at that point that I woke up for real.
I had a dream the other night that I woke up in the morning to find a Tupperware container with a cake (ordinary sponge cake) inside it lying on the bed next to me. I opened it and it smelt nice so I ate it.
Anyway, I woke up and thought 'that was a pretty random dream, dreaming about a Tupperware container full of cake'.
Thought little more of it (I do have some pretty random dreams) until I made a move to get out of bed, only to find a Tupperware container by the bed identical to the one in the dream, with the lid off and cake crumbs in the bottom of it!
Bearing in mind I was the only one in the house, this pretty much freaked me out to be honest.
It was at that point that I woke up for real.
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