What bizarre random dreams have you had recently?
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Had a craving for cheese last night and clearly ate too much. Dreamt I was "having relations" with one of the women at work and when finished received a round of applause from the members of the oil desk who were in a sort of University Challenge set.
Arrived at work this morning and my "victim" smiled at me and offered to make me a coffee.
Cheese now off the menu for a while
Arrived at work this morning and my "victim" smiled at me and offered to make me a coffee.
Cheese now off the menu for a while
Grey Ghost said:
Had a craving for cheese last night and clearly ate too much. Dreamt I was "having relations" with one of the women at work and when finished received a round of applause from the members of the oil desk who were in a sort of University Challenge set.
Consider yourself lucky, when I have sex dreams I never even manage to commence the act let alone bring it to a conclusion.
Last night I dreamt that I got my dad's Lotus Esprit S3 out of the garage (a car that he actually sold 30 years ago), only it had no body on it (so don't ask me how I knew it was his Lotus), and I parked it on a hill, and several sump-loads of oil poured out of the exhaust.
I'm no mechanic, but even I know that's not possible.
I'm no mechanic, but even I know that's not possible.
On my way to throw my stash of unspecified drugs into the Thames, I passed Rick Parfitt and Francis Rossi doing much the same but furtively and from the start of the footbridge rather the middle as I intended. Theirs was wrapped in several waxed paper parcels so they may have been planning to recover it later.
My dad has had some of the funniest ones ive ever heard:
- Trying to tile a sofa, using chocolate spread to stick said tiles to sofa
- Swan racing, grown men sat on swans racing around a lake
- Butter spitting competitions
Recently had a dream that I met Hafthor Bjornsson (the Mountain from Game of Thrones). We ate lunch, went shopping and then went to the gym. We took photos and posted them on instagram. Very bizarre, especially as on his instagram account about a week later he posted a photo of him shopping in the US wearing a tee shirt I SWEAR he bought in my dream.
JDMDrifter said:
My dad has had some of the funniest ones ive ever heard:
Tell your dad to lay off the cheese at bedtime! - Trying to tile a sofa, using chocolate spread to stick said tiles to sofa
- Swan racing, grown men sat on swans racing around a lake
- Butter spitting competitions
Two spring to mind. In one, I was being chased around the world by a polar bear. Having made it through the Amazon, I found myself in the sanctuary of my bedroom and no Arctic ursus in sight. In its place was Daisy Duke, and we had lots of fun.
The other didn't have quite such an enjoyable ending, and was possibly more bizarre. I think it was a nice spring day and I'd gone into the garden when I suddenly suffered a very powerful sneeze. So powerful, in fact, that it sent me flying through the air. Instead of landing in my neighbours' garden, I landed in a canal, on their canal boat. In real life, I don't know anyone who owns a canal boat.
The other didn't have quite such an enjoyable ending, and was possibly more bizarre. I think it was a nice spring day and I'd gone into the garden when I suddenly suffered a very powerful sneeze. So powerful, in fact, that it sent me flying through the air. Instead of landing in my neighbours' garden, I landed in a canal, on their canal boat. In real life, I don't know anyone who owns a canal boat.
nope, I've forgotten but it was seriously weird and so stressful that I felt drained when I woke up and quite confused.
king scary that dream.Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff