What bizarre random dreams have you had recently?
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I keep having dreams that, upon waking, have me thinking 'what the f
k was that all about!?' 
It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
k was that all about!?' It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
Ant and Dec wanted to take my Mrs to an "event". Their manager was calling me to ask me for my permission to let her go to the "event" with ant and dec.
I was uncomfortable with giving permission as I felt she was perfectly capable of deciding herself. They were really pushing for my approavaal and I almost felt as if by agreeing she could go to the event, without actually knowing any details of the event - I was basically giving them carte blanche to gang bang her. When it came out in the press in 30 years there would be a tape recording of me agreeing she could be gang banged by two little Geordie midgets.
I was uncomfortable with giving permission as I felt she was perfectly capable of deciding herself. They were really pushing for my approavaal and I almost felt as if by agreeing she could go to the event, without actually knowing any details of the event - I was basically giving them carte blanche to gang bang her. When it came out in the press in 30 years there would be a tape recording of me agreeing she could be gang banged by two little Geordie midgets.
Ari said:
I keep having dreams that, upon waking, have me thinking 'what the fk was that all about!?'
It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
That one...took me a bit longer...you have latent homo leanings towards chubby bearded men.k was that all about!?' It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
I quite often have proper weird ones, which if I could remember them would make good films. Quite often its zombie based, usual Walking Dead style survival horror stuff.
Last night it was random though. Basically involving walking round a house, spotting dinosaurs roaming about outside, running into the house and finding more of them hiding there. Then just as I thought this couldn't get any weirder the bloody dino nearest me starts talking!
I blame a combination of watching Dinopaws with my son before bed and also watching Restoration man on tv before I went to bed!
Last night it was random though. Basically involving walking round a house, spotting dinosaurs roaming about outside, running into the house and finding more of them hiding there. Then just as I thought this couldn't get any weirder the bloody dino nearest me starts talking!
I blame a combination of watching Dinopaws with my son before bed and also watching Restoration man on tv before I went to bed!
rhinochopig said:
boobles said:
I picked up some findus crispy pancakes & chucked them over my sister because she had taken them out of my freezer & cooked them! Really strange dream to have!
That's an easy one to interprit. It means that subconsciously you fancy your sister.
I really wouldn't have thought so.I'm a regular spectator at Knockhill Race Circuit in Fife, Scotland. The circuit is renowned for it's micro climate, it's often wet and miserable. One night last week I dreamt it had been totally enclosed with a sliding roof, all of the grass terracing had been replaced with beatiful marble steps and pillars. I'd just watched the rugby from the millenium dome in Cardiff so that could account for the roof but the grand palacial terracing is a mystery?
rhinochopig said:
Ari said:
I keep having dreams that, upon waking, have me thinking 'what the fk was that all about!?'
It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
That one...took me a bit longer...you have latent homo leanings towards chubby bearded men.k was that all about!?' It isn't just that they're weird, more that they are so utterly random and totally unrelated to anything in my life.
Last night's was something about Ricky Gervais being pursued by unknown men for an unapparent reason. I was watching him climbing an escalator to a multi story car park but the steps were three times the height of normal (for no obvious reason) so he was really struggling. He made it eventually, and being in the lift foyer of this multi-storey meant he had complete immunity to whatever it was he was being pursued for.
No logic, no reason, not a fan of Ricky Gervais, not seen him in anything recently, nor been in a multi-storey car park come to that.
Just me or do you have utterly bizarre dreams full of completely disconnected random nonsense?
I had a dream recently in which I was receiving ahem, oral stimulation, from my other half and at sometime during the process she stopped to exclaim how much my penis smelled. anyway, upon waking I rang her to check that my penis doesn't smell, according to her it doesn't. happy days.
Last night was being hunted by a gunman. I was with 2 - 4 others that I knew but I couldn't say who they were or place any faces. Took a bit of time to confirm to myself that it wasn't real when I woke up.
I don't play games like COD etc. nor have I watched anything gun related for a while.
Odd.
I don't play games like COD etc. nor have I watched anything gun related for a while.
Odd.
Been meaning to post some of mine recently, had some good ones that I can remember quite well!
One recent dream was that the Russian Space Program hired me to be a Cosmonaut, my mission was to go with my team (which consisted of people I don't know, were Russian but spoke English) to investigate Europa, one of Jupiter's moons to search for intelligent life below the icy surface.
Before long we'd left Earths atmosphere and I was looking at the Earth from the space ships window. I know it was a dream - but obviously it felt real - and it just looked incredible (I'd happily take a one way ticket to deep space, its the one thing I would die to do) and, despite normally forgetting dreams pretty quick, the feeling of amazement is still with me, a week later.
Anyway, I digress, me and the team got to Europa pretty swiftly and upon landing on Europa's service (which, in my dream was thick, solid ice) we began searching for life. We had a big fk off drill so we could get below the surface.
Next thing I know, we're under the icy surface of the planet and we find some weird mutant sheep-like animals with glowing yellow eyes. Seriously.
Once they spotted us, they attacked. I was the only one to make it back to the space ship, everyone else was killed by the sheep things... I returned to Earth alone, where I woke up just as I started to reenter Earths atmosphere.
I fking love dreams, why can't st like this happen for real!
Another more recent one was that through a series of fortunate events, Porn Star Lexi Belle was my girlfriend. I won't give you the details but go and watch one of her videos. That was a great dream!
One recent dream was that the Russian Space Program hired me to be a Cosmonaut, my mission was to go with my team (which consisted of people I don't know, were Russian but spoke English) to investigate Europa, one of Jupiter's moons to search for intelligent life below the icy surface.
Before long we'd left Earths atmosphere and I was looking at the Earth from the space ships window. I know it was a dream - but obviously it felt real - and it just looked incredible (I'd happily take a one way ticket to deep space, its the one thing I would die to do) and, despite normally forgetting dreams pretty quick, the feeling of amazement is still with me, a week later.
Anyway, I digress, me and the team got to Europa pretty swiftly and upon landing on Europa's service (which, in my dream was thick, solid ice) we began searching for life. We had a big f
k off drill so we could get below the surface. Next thing I know, we're under the icy surface of the planet and we find some weird mutant sheep-like animals with glowing yellow eyes. Seriously.
Once they spotted us, they attacked. I was the only one to make it back to the space ship, everyone else was killed by the sheep things... I returned to Earth alone, where I woke up just as I started to reenter Earths atmosphere.
I f
king love dreams, why can't st like this happen for real!Another more recent one was that through a series of fortunate events, Porn Star Lexi Belle was my girlfriend. I won't give you the details but go and watch one of her videos. That was a great dream!
Bill said:
I dreamt I was buying some new tyres and when I got back to the car they were red and furry which was apparently the future for all terrain tyres. Cutting a long story short they refused to put my old tyres back on due to H&S bks so I had a huge stand up row with them.
Very odd.
That is exactly the sort of random nonsense I'm talking about! ks so I had a huge stand up row with them.Very odd.
A classic wake up thinking 'WTF!?'
TREMAiNE said:
I f
king love dreams, why can't st like this happen for real!Another more recent one was that through a series of fortunate events, Porn Star Lexi Belle was my girlfriend. I won't give you the details but go and watch one of her videos. That was a great dream!
I've had various but two that sticks in my mind was I was in a abandoned shopping mall which looked like a war zone, windows smashed and debris everywhere. I remember walking towards some escalators and spotting Jesus at the top. He was staring at me with a intense angry stare, at this point I was confused and at that moment 100 ninjas came up from behind him and surrounded me. He pointed at me and then they attacked. Lol
Second one I was superman and I heard a group of people had been taking hostage by a squirrel, so I burst in the building flying toward the squirrel and he drop kicked me right in the face. Cut a long story short but I got my ass kicked and batman came to save me. Till this day I will never know what that all was about lol
Second one I was superman and I heard a group of people had been taking hostage by a squirrel, so I burst in the building flying toward the squirrel and he drop kicked me right in the face. Cut a long story short but I got my ass kicked and batman came to save me. Till this day I will never know what that all was about lol
One from last night, I parked my car in a spot surrounded by metal fencing. Rather than simply reverse out I tried to turn the car around, repeatedly reversing and driving into the fence, I constantly had this feeling like I was trapped. I woke up before I completed the maneuverer, very odd.
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