Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

Things you always wanted to know the answer to [Vol. 3]

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P-Jay

10,564 posts

191 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Einion Yrth said:
john2443 said:
When YouTube opens with an advert that has the thing to click so you can close the advert in 5,4,3,2,1 seconds, why don't the advertisers out heir name in big letter in the first 5 seconds, loads of them I've left before knowing what they're advertising.

Is it clever psychology to make you keep watching just to find out who's advertising?
Get an ad-blocker?
I'm not sure that would work with YouTube.

Advertising has changed, they're well aware we all ignore them so, now instead of trying to say "Surf, it gets your pants clean make them smell nice" they attempt to entertain us or entice us with some mystery or other - say a video starts with a man in a scuzzy looking unground car park looking like he's up to something - you watch it because you've seen enough films to know that that setting usually leads to flashy violence or action he looks left, he looks right it's all very sinister - finally he gets into his car and lets out a sigh of relief and you see him driving off showing off the back of his jag and perhaps a little growl from the engine - the heading says "the new Jag XE - fking nails" The message comes at the end now, when the viewer is already engaged.

Most people still have their cursor hovering over the skip button, but a few with get drawn into it.


Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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P-Jay said:
Einion Yrth said:
john2443 said:
When YouTube opens with an advert that has the thing to click so you can close the advert in 5,4,3,2,1 seconds, why don't the advertisers out heir name in big letter in the first 5 seconds, loads of them I've left before knowing what they're advertising.

Is it clever psychology to make you keep watching just to find out who's advertising?
Get an ad-blocker?
I'm not sure that would work with YouTube.
I am, because I use one and don't get youtube ads.

ChemicalChaos

10,387 posts

160 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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^^ all an ad on YouTube does is pause the video whilst it runs the script for showing the ad video. The blocker simply stops said script.


Anyway, a question from me. Why, when police cars and ambulances have the same rising/falling constant tone siren, do fire engines have a completely different alternating 2 tone siren?

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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ChemicalChaos said:
Anyway, a question from me. Why, when police cars and ambulances have the same rising/falling constant tone siren, do fire engines have a completely different alternating 2 tone siren?
Premise incorrect. Not all police cars & ambulances have the same sirens. However, if they are tending towards the same thing it'll be because of overarching standards and management in the form of Home Office and NHS/Dept. for Health.

Fire authorities have no centralised body and always do their own thing anyway - it's just one of the reasons that shared control rooms don't work.



Edited by marshalla on Friday 24th April 15:43

Shaolin

2,955 posts

189 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Zelda Pinwheel said:
Today, for reasons completely mystifying, it is the 1906 hymn "To Be a Pilgrim" by John Bunyan.
I get that one sometimes, though in my case the last time I heard it was singing it in school assembly around 40 years ago!

My theory (based purely in the "I reckon" school of philosophy and with no demonstrable basis whatsoever) is that certain tunes or sequences of notes somehow tie into the way our brain processes information and so are more memorable, like an identification of an already existing internal pattern.

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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I often find that the last tune I heard on my bedside radio before I got up is on my mind when I leave the house to go to work. Very strange.

RobinOakapple

2,802 posts

112 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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The ideal chanson du jour is one that you only know part of one verse, so you don't get to work your way through the entire song, just the few lines you know. Over and over. Then you make an effort of will to think about something else, perhaps another tune, only to find a few minutes later you are at it again.

I had one a couple of days ago, no words, just a snatch of an electronic sound from Dogs of War (the live version).

Dr Jekyll

23,820 posts

261 months

Friday 24th April 2015
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Once feral animals start breeding with each other can they ever be considered truly wild animals or do they stay feral however many generations elapse?

Jandywa

1,060 posts

151 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Why the car tax reminder i received through the post states that 12 months costs £285, yet when i went online to actually pay for it, it said £290. Not a huge amount of money but i can't see any reason for the discrepancy. so i am naturally pissed off.

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

183 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Jandywa said:
Why the car tax reminder i received through the post states that 12 months costs £285, yet when i went online to actually pay for it, it said £290. Not a huge amount of money but i can't see any reason for the discrepancy. so i am naturally pissed off.
I think they charge £5 for monthly payment and it defaults to that online now. Or something?

scarble

5,277 posts

157 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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MissChief said:
What would happen if he touched himself? (Oo-er!) implosion?
I suppose if his whatsit turned to skittles, it'd give a new meaning to "taste the rainbow" smile

TREMAiNE

3,916 posts

149 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Jonboy_t said:
I think they charge £5 for monthly payment and it defaults to that online now. Or something?
No, monthly payment is 5% extra over the year - which is actually pretty fair IMO (fair considering they're going to use it to make money off of us regardless).

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Wednesday 29th April 2015
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Jandywa said:
Why the car tax reminder i received through the post states that 12 months costs £285, yet when i went online to actually pay for it, it said £290. Not a huge amount of money but i can't see any reason for the discrepancy. so i am naturally pissed off.
Has the rate gone up since they posted the reminder? You'd have got it cheaper buying it earlier if that's the case.

DickyC

49,725 posts

198 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Bank notes have the words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of five pounds" (or ten pounds, twenty pounds or fifty pounds).

What happens when you go to the Bank of England and ask for them to honour the promise and give you value of your notes?

fomb

1,402 posts

211 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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DickyC said:
Bank notes have the words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of five pounds" (or ten pounds, twenty pounds or fifty pounds).

What happens when you go to the Bank of England and ask for them to honour the promise and give you value of your notes?
Probably nothing, but what's to stop you walking into a jeweller and requesting that they swap it for five pounds worth of gold?

DickyC

49,725 posts

198 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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fomb said:
Probably nothing, but what's to stop you walking into a jeweller and requesting that they swap it for five pounds worth of gold?
Ah, yes, but I don't have a sworn statement from them saying they will.

DickyC

49,725 posts

198 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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Wouldn't you know it? I've wondered that for years and all I had to do was ask the Bank of England or, rather, look on their FAQ.

Exchanging notes with the Bank of England

What is the Bank’s “Promise to Pay”?
The words "I promise to pay the bearer on demand the sum of five [ten/twenty/fifty] pounds" date from long ago when our notes represented deposits of gold. At that time, a member of the public could exchange one of our banknotes for gold to the same value. For example, a £5 note could be exchanged for five gold coins, called sovereigns. But the value of the pound has not been linked to gold for many years, so the meaning of the promise to pay has changed. Exchange into gold is no longer possible and Bank of England notes can only be exchanged for other Bank of England notes of the same face value. Public trust in the pound is now maintained by the operation of monetary policy, the objective of which is price stability.

They don't actually say, so I may have to try it.

walm

10,609 posts

202 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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DickyC said:
They don't actually say, so I may have to try it.
What?? They do say - right there where you quoted it!

"Exchange into gold is no longer possible and Bank of England notes can only be exchanged for other Bank of England notes of the same face value."

I suppose they might give you five gold-ish coins in exchange for a fiver.

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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All a big con after all?

AstonZagato

12,699 posts

210 months

Thursday 30th April 2015
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DervVW said:
All a big con after all?
Welcome to the world of fiat currencies.
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