Why can't women give a simple answer to a simple question?

Why can't women give a simple answer to a simple question?

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callmedave

2,686 posts

145 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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I stand by what I posted. I'm not perfect either, but I ain't wrong!

Nigel_O

2,889 posts

219 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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I was going to leave the office early today, but I think I'll hang around until just after 5:30....

If PH'ers can go on Mumsnet, then 'they' can read PH

<Fraser> we're doomed, I tell ye, DOOMED....</Fraser>

Storrsy24

158 posts

125 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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callmedave said:
I stand by what I posted. I'm not perfect either, but I ain't wrong!
Yes you are. I don't even eat crisps!

callmedave

2,686 posts

145 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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Sorry for the arkwedness guys. The wifi doesn't usually reach the kitchen.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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callmedave said:
Sorry for the arkwedness guys. The wifi doesn't usually reach the kitchen.
I assume it's Ok as far as the sofa?

Storrsy24

158 posts

125 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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callmedave said:
Sorry for the arkwedness guys. The wifi doesn't usually reach the kitchen.
It's your birthday next month. I'll get you a dictionary.

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
"Have you seen my diary?"
"No."
I look around for a while and find it in a weird place like in the wardrobe or the cutlery drawer.
"I've found it!"
"Yes, I put it there when I was tidying earlier."
"Right, thanks for telling me."

[b]You asked the wrong question. You should have asked if she knew where it was


Alternatively,
"You turn left after the Vauxhall garage."
"I don't know where that is."
"It's just up the road!"
"OK....do you mean this, the Renault garage?"
"Yes, but it used to be a Vauxhall garage!"
"Was this years before I ever came to this area?"
"Yes."
"Right, thanks."

Nigel_O

2,889 posts

219 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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is he home yet?....

Pothole

34,367 posts

282 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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Storrsy24 said:
He always makes me out to be worse than what I am. Just so he has something to say.
He's lucky he's going out tonight.
you even WRITE extra words.

Tyre Tread

Original Poster:

10,534 posts

216 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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Pothole said:
Storrsy24 said:
He always makes me out to be worse than what I am. Just so he has something to say.
He's lucky he's going out tonight.
you even WRITE extra words.
what! wink

smn159

12,661 posts

217 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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anonymous said:
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Indeed frown

callmedave

2,686 posts

145 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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I'm ok guys. The doctor says the swelling should go down in a few days and the food here really isn't that bad.

Einion Yrth

19,575 posts

244 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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callmedave said:
I'm ok guys. The doctor says the swelling should go down in a few days and the food here really isn't that bad.
Storrsy24 said:
He always makes me out to be worse than what I am.
I don't know how to break it to you Dave mate, but you appear to be involved with Ernie Wise.

Impasse

15,099 posts

241 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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callmedave said:
I'm ok guys. The doctor says the swelling should go down in a few days and the food here really isn't that bad.
You've been admitted to hospital for a viagra overdose?

soad

32,896 posts

176 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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Impasse said:
callmedave said:
I'm ok guys. The doctor says the swelling should go down in a few days and the food here really isn't that bad.
You've been admitted to hospital for a viagra overdose?
clap

Pit Pony

8,566 posts

121 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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Tyre Tread said:
Frustrates the life out of me much as I love her.

Although we have been married almost 25 years and SWMBO knows I like simple answers to simple questions, she just doesn't seem capable of answering questions that way.

For example, Mrs TT is doing some house viewings this afternoon and called me to give me an update between viewings. She was describing the property details and I asked her if she had met the owners (as it was relevant to the discussion. she then described how she had arrived and some people had been milling around in the driveway and then the estate agent appeared while SWMBO was sat outside in the car. I then asked again, "So, did you meet the owners, yes or no?" and got a "no". I didn't need the other information. It was superfluous to the point and I cannot imagine in whose world it would be relevant.

I then asked her if the house was a contender and got a ten minute diatribe about how it looks and what opportunities there were to improve it. Again I asked if it was a contender. "Yes" she said.

How blody hard is it to answer the question first and then provide some qualifying information if necessary? banghead

Please say its not just me.
In less than a month it will be our silver wedding anniversary. I read your post and wished my wife was like yours instead of taking everything I say and do the wrong way. I don't need a straight answers to any question, I'd just like the fact that I asked the question to not be taken as a personal insult to humanity.

groundcontrol

1,539 posts

191 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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I sometimes drift off and imagine during conversations that if they were written down they would look like a transcript between a therapist and their patient. Most of my end would be in square brackets also.

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

164 months

Thursday 26th February 2015
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My GF goes into great detail about her day at work. I did ask if she could make it a little less in depth but she insisted that the detail was relevant to the story... to the point I could do her job! Really, I talked her through the steps for one of the processes she does at work and got it spot on! biggrin

jesta1865

3,448 posts

209 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Storrsy24 said:
callmedave said:
Sorry for the arkwedness guys. The wifi doesn't usually reach the kitchen.
It's your birthday next month. I'll get you a dictionary.
see now i have to explain to work colleagues why i have coffee over the screen of my laptop smile

glad my OH isn't on here, she'd keep trying to read something into everything i posted.

i still don't understand how we get into some of the rows we do, we don't have many crossed words and i seem to be agreeing with her as well, and i'm still being moaned at? then if i bring up something she can't counter, i get told 'i don't want to argue with you, i've had a bad day and don't need the stress'!

now and again i end up very confused, especially as i was just asking a question in the first place!

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Storrsy24 said:
callmedave said:
Sorry for the arkwedness guys. The wifi doesn't usually reach the kitchen.
It's your birthday next month. I'll get you a dictionary.
hehe