How lewd is your current task?

[Japveesix]

I spent two hours earlier taking photos of tits, some great ones, whilst I was hiding and peaking through a little hole. Got some good furry beaver pics too.





At least I think it was a small beaver, might have been a vole.

[GG89]

I'm filling holes everyday

Plasterer.

Edited by GG89 on Friday 27th February 22:35

[themanwithnoname]

I just blew a seal.

[Scousefella]

I often take the p!ss

I usually find myself getting in the sh!t.

I often gain access via the tightest of entrances.

On a daily basis I will be seen pushing my tool into the dirtiest of holes.

Once a job is complete I declare "Another successful extraction" and yet I am not a Dentist.






I empty Septic Tanks and associated waste receptacles.

[Tango13]

themanwithnoname said:

I just blew a seal.

Sure that isn't just frost on your 'tache?

[TwigtheWonderkid]

GG89 said:

I'm filling holes everyday

Plasterer.

Edited by GG89 on Friday 27th February 22:35

Have you got a radio?

[Nobby Diesel]

I spend most of my day dealing with nipples, gussets and flanges.

[Baryonyx]

I'm stuffing an old trout.

[themanwithnoname]

Tango13 said:

Sure that isn't just frost on your 'tache?

No, definitely blew a seal.

It's ok. I got a spare one out and made sure it was sufficiently lubricated this time. The last caused my bum to twitch violently as after I blew the seal it caused a very large volume of seepage around my neck, and nothing like enough in my mouth.

[thatdude]

All very good!

[carmadgaz]

Wrapping my length in fabric then getting it nice and wet.


(Cotton braiding car electrical wiring and lacquering it)

[IvanSTi]

I'm drawing a massive flange with a hole in it and a huge shaft. I'm then going to stick my hose in the flange and wrap it round the shaft.

[Iang84]

I talk about Breasts, flaps, legs, thighs, and lots more products with dodgy connotations all day long



I work in the meat trade

[8Ace]

I'm an accountant. It's that time of the month again.

[Jaroon]

I just asked if the virgin was ready to push back as I've got a tight slot and I will be requiring the full length.

(Old ATC/pilot quote)

Actually I think I got that quote a bit mixed up, but I'm sticking with it

Edited by Jaroon on Monday 2nd March 15:18

[Spanglepants]

I spend 12 hours a day going in and out and up and down. Sometimes one of my pipes splits and spurts every where, too much forking about.