Locker prank

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Dr Jekyll

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23,820 posts

260 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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One of my neighbours was just telling me about a workmate of his who is suspecting of going through others lockers. Nothing taken, it seems he's just being nosey. The lockers are just where they put their normal clothes before getting into protective boots etc. But he wants to put something in his own locker for this guy to find.

My suggestion of a deactivated AK47 and a street plan of London with MI5 marked in red was rejected in case it caused an over reaction.

Can the brains of PH come up with something that will mislead the nosy parker into thinking he's found something exciting that he has to tell people about, but not risk a terrorist alert?

LordJammy

3,112 posts

188 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

Rollin

6,077 posts

244 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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A photo of the nosey bloke with semen on it.

smileymikey

1,445 posts

225 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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A big ziploc bag full of white powder (flour) alternatively of Oregano. Balaclava and a roll of gaffer tape (this one might backfire) wink

maxdb

1,533 posts

156 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Flashbangs.

mph1977

12,467 posts

167 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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LordJammy said:
Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.
you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

carreauchompeur

17,830 posts

203 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Rollin said:
A photo of the nosey bloke with semen on it.
This. Absolutely this.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

178 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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mph1977 said:
LordJammy said:
Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.
you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?
You can be charged for possession of a bag of talcum powder or flour?

iwantagta

1,323 posts

144 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Duct tape one of these inside the locker:
http://personalalarms.com/acatalog/Minder_Torch___...
with the pin stuck to the door...

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

247 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Pictures of a hairy growler?

LordJammy

3,112 posts

188 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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RobinBanks said:
mph1977 said:
LordJammy said:
Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.
you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?
You can be charged for possession of a bag of talcum powder or flour?
What would the 5-0 charge you for? What about the nosey bd going through other people's stuff? Or does he get mob justice?

ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

148 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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mph1977 said:
LordJammy said:
Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.
you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?
^^^^What a load of bks .^^^^^

The jizz on a photo is a very very sick brilliant idea.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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A shrine.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Or a fking massive dildo leant against the door, falls out, caught handling it!

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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A condom on the dildo.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Some poop on the condom.

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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Actually, poop is a step too far.

ruff'n'smov

1,092 posts

148 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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anonymous said:
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A shrine to the Nosey bloke

anonymous-user

53 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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ruff'n'smov said:
A shrine to the Nosey bloke
A 'R.I.P' shrine to the nosey bloke! And a dildo.

smileymikey

1,445 posts

225 months

Friday 27th February 2015
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An old doll, with his name written on its forehead and loads of pins sticking out of it. I would stop looking in lockers shortly after that!