Locker prank

[ruff'n'smov]

anonymous said:

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A folder marked 'plan to 'off' Nosey bloke and make it look like auto asphyxiation .... With a random Orange in the locker for good measure.

[Spanglepants]

Something that will fire a coloured dye all over him, let him explain that.

[Monkeylegend]

Take a photo of him and stick a copy on the inside of the door of every locker. That should freak him out, and he should get the message not to mess with a mans locker.

[anonymous-user]

A shrine to the bloke would be funny. Photo / candles Etc

[anonymous-user]

Recipe:
One banana.
Tin of tuna flakes in brine.
Packet of wet wipes.
Icing sugar.
Packet of cheap condoms.
A picture of a hunk with his top off.
A picture of Jimmy Savile.

Open the tin of tuna and drain the juices into a measuring jug.
Mix up with some icing sugar to a runny 'sauce'.
Take one condom, apply to the banana, dip in the sauce and leave to dry.
Take three wet wipes, dip in the sauce, scrunch up and leave to dry.
Take the picture of the hunk and bond to the picture of Jimmy Savile, using a slightly thicker tuna/brine/icing sugar mixture, ensure that the images remain largely visible.
Collect all the items together.
Pack the locker full of bags,coats, allowing only for the prepared items to be forced in at the front.

Await the cascade of masturbatory and penetratory paraphernalia.

[groundcontrol]

Spanglepants said:

Something that will fire a coloured dye all over him, let him explain that.

May have trouble getting into your own locker though.

[stuartmmcfc]

anonymous said:

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You've done this before.

[Justayellowbadge]

A shoebox labelled 'To be opened in the event of my death'.

Containing a photograph of Idi Amin, signed to 'The boy that taught me to love', a compass, a My Little Pony and a packet of Bistro granules.

[skip_1]

Monkeylegend said:

Take a photo of him and stick a copy on the inside of the door of every locker. That should freak him out, and he should get the message not to mess with a mans locker.

This. Lets him know you know, but doesn't have the downsides of some of the other ideas (arrest, covering yourself in dye etc.).

[Piersman2]

RobinBanks said:

mph1977 said:

LordJammy said:

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

You can be charged for possession of a bag of talcum powder or flour?

Only if you're intending to supply. According to mph1977.

[Digitalize]

Sex doll with his face stuck on, hole cut for the mouth, covered in semen.

Bonus points for a penis as well with brown on it.

[Simbu]

Claymore mine.

[mybrainhurts]

Cocked mouse trap

[castex]

Let's not get carried away.

[Scousefella]

Get a picture of nosey buggers Mrs, drape in flimsy lingerie and splash with the afore mentioned manfat.

He will soon GTFO of town.

[Axionknight]

Rollin said:

A photo of the nosey bloke with semen on it.

This chap has the right idea IMO!

[Crush]

Leave an alien egg in there

[davhill]

1: Remove the handle.

2: Use insulating tape and nylon (e.g. numberplate) bolts to reattach the handle so it's isolated from the door.

3: Wire a big, charged, fk off capacitor to the handle.

4: Close the locker using insulated pliers.

5: Hide nearby and await the flash/scream (or rig up video surveillance).

Tip: don't forget the locker's booby trapped.

[SimonV8ster]

Find out the guys address, just put a note on the back of the locker with the number of the house and his postcode only.

Will make him paranoid for ages.

Oh, maybe a picture of Gary Glitter ad well.

[GaryGlitter]

SimonV8ster said:

Find out the guys address, just put a note on the back of the locker with the number of the house and his postcode only.

Will make him paranoid for ages.

Oh, maybe a picture of Gary Glitter ad well.

Leave me out of it!