Locker prank

[Dr Jekyll]

Monkeylegend said:

Take a photo of him and stick a copy on the inside of the door of every locker. That should freak him out, and he should get the message not to mess with a mans locker.

That sounds good.

[pinchmeimdreamin]

[kazste]

Dr Jekyll said:

Monkeylegend said:

Take a photo of him and stick a copy on the inside of the door of every locker. That should freak him out, and he should get the message not to mess with a mans locker.

That sounds good.

Was going to suggest similar but instead of one photo absolutely cover the inside with photos.

[soad]

Adult male playing cards.

[soad]

GaryGlitter said:

SimonV8ster said:

Find out the guys address, just put a note on the back of the locker with the number of the house and his postcode only.

Will make him paranoid for ages.

Oh, maybe a picture of Gary Glitter ad well.

Leave me out of it!

Are you being picked on?

[vikingaero]

Pic of him/semen is a great idea. An even better idea would be a pic of his wife/mum/with semen.

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

How about a note saying 'Stop looking in other peoples lockers'.
Most of the other replies are just retarded, and a bit...worrying.

[soad]

Put confetti (shredded paper bits will work too) and glitter into a balloon. Inflate and tape it to the ceiling.
Rig a pulley, so that when the door is opened, the pin/puncture device that you have installed to the string running through the pulley (and fastened to the door) moves upward and pierces the balloon.

[selym]

soad said:

Put confetti (shredded paper bits will work too) and glitter into a balloon. Inflate and tape it to the ceiling.
Rig a pulley, so that when the door is opened, the pin/puncture device that you have installed to the string running through the pulley (and fastened to the door) moves upward and pierces the balloon.

Flour.

[Pupp]

Printed off copy of this thread and a couple of packs of frozen sausages...

[Pixelpeep7r]

magnetically attach a gopro to the back of the locker and leave recording. Print stills from video. Confront guy in captured image.

'stay the fk away from my locker' whilst showing someone a photo clearly showing their face.

Much more to the point than pictures with simulated semen on them. imo.

[L555BAT]

500 1-inch bouncy balls.

[nyxster]

Hockey Mask
Blue boiler suit
Pigs Head in a sealed bag
A photo of David Icke
A bottle of stale urine
A pair of rubber gloves

[Pixelpeep7r]

nyxster said:

Hockey Mask
Blue boiler suit
Pigs Head in a sealed bag
A photo of David Icke
A bottle of stale urine
A pair of rubber gloves

now THAT is a friday night!

[STW2010]

How about some motion-activated camera to take a picture of him as soon as he opens the locker? If someone clever could come up with a way of the camera emailing you the picture immediately then that would stop him from deleting it from the camera too.

[Leptons]

Wipe some dog st on the locker handle.

[Pixelpeep7r]

how long does superglue take to go off? apply superglue to handle.

expect to see him still there when you finish for the day.

[longshot]

Get a hot chilli and wipe it on the handle. You'll soon find out if he's been in your locker.

[STW2010]

Pixelpeep7r said:

how long does superglue take to go off? apply superglue to handle.

expect to see him still there when you finish for the day.

That might work if the guy opens the locker within 10 minutes of the glue being applied!

[STW2010]

Leptons said:

Wipe some dog st on the locker handle.

Go one step further. Wipe it on his car door handles.

Guaranteed success that way