Locker prank

[Dr Jekyll]

One of my neighbours was just telling me about a workmate of his who is suspecting of going through others lockers. Nothing taken, it seems he's just being nosey. The lockers are just where they put their normal clothes before getting into protective boots etc. But he wants to put something in his own locker for this guy to find.

My suggestion of a deactivated AK47 and a street plan of London with MI5 marked in red was rejected in case it caused an over reaction.

Can the brains of PH come up with something that will mislead the nosy parker into thinking he's found something exciting that he has to tell people about, but not risk a terrorist alert?

[LordJammy]

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

[Rollin]

A photo of the nosey bloke with semen on it.

[smileymikey]

A big ziploc bag full of white powder (flour) alternatively of Oregano. Balaclava and a roll of gaffer tape (this one might backfire)

[maxdb]

Flashbangs.

[mph1977]

LordJammy said:

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

[carreauchompeur]

Rollin said:

A photo of the nosey bloke with semen on it.

This. Absolutely this.

[RobinBanks]

mph1977 said:

LordJammy said:

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

You can be charged for possession of a bag of talcum powder or flour?

[iwantagta]

Duct tape one of these inside the locker:
http://personalalarms.com/acatalog/Minder_Torch___...
with the pin stuck to the door...

[IanMorewood]

Pictures of a hairy growler?

[LordJammy]

RobinBanks said:

mph1977 said:

LordJammy said:

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

You can be charged for possession of a bag of talcum powder or flour?

What would the 5-0 charge you for? What about the nosey bd going through other people's stuff? Or does he get mob justice?

[ruff'n'smov]

mph1977 said:

LordJammy said:

Bricks of white powder that upon laboratory testing turn out to be harmless.

you do realise PWITS can be charged even if the product isn;t a drug ?

^^^^What a load of bks .^^^^^

The jizz on a photo is a very very sick brilliant idea.

[anonymous-user]

A shrine.

[anonymous-user]

Or a fking massive dildo leant against the door, falls out, caught handling it!

[anonymous-user]

A condom on the dildo.

[anonymous-user]

Some poop on the condom.

[anonymous-user]

Actually, poop is a step too far.

[ruff'n'smov]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

A shrine to the Nosey bloke

[anonymous-user]

ruff'n'smov said:

A shrine to the Nosey bloke

A 'R.I.P' shrine to the nosey bloke! And a dildo.

[smileymikey]

An old doll, with his name written on its forehead and loads of pins sticking out of it. I would stop looking in lockers shortly after that!