Riskier than?

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8Ace

2,681 posts

197 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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a motherfker?

Nezquick

1,453 posts

125 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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playing "I have never" with your parents.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Nezquick said:
playing "I have never" with your parents.
playing Strip "I have never" with your parents.

Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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ReallyReallyGood said:
On second thoughts, perhaps rape/child exploitation not the way to go at a wedding.
Riskier than rape or child exploitation jokes at a wedding.

240Cup

Original Poster:

629 posts

189 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Oh Gawd.....!

Can't use any of those apart from the Russian roulette one which is a maybe ...!

Any more??

Hoofy

76,253 posts

281 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Taking a stroll through Iraq just wearing Stars and Stripes pants?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Lighting a fart in an oxygen tent...









BOO BOOM

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

254 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Delivering bacon to ISIS...

R8VXF

6,788 posts

114 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Asterix said:
..actually playing 'Cards Against Humanity' with Jimmy Saville.
fking love that game! Not particularly down with js though...

davepoth

29,395 posts

198 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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"... me making a joke about his new mother in law"?

dudleybloke

19,717 posts

185 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Riskier than going down on the bride after her hen-night.



Edited by dudleybloke on Thursday 5th March 01:41

davhill

5,263 posts

183 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Answering the "does my bum look big in this?" question with a yes.

Scousefella

2,243 posts

180 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Riskier than letting Adam Johnson give an autograph to your daughter?

grumbledoak

31,499 posts

232 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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dudleybloke said:
Riskier than going down on the bride after her hen-night.
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Snozzwangler

12,230 posts

193 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Snozzwangler said:
Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.
ATOL or ABTA?

schmunk

4,399 posts

124 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Snozzwangler said:
Riskier than an unprotected African sex holiday.
ATOL or ABTA?

R1gtr

3,423 posts

153 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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Riskier than a swim at Michael Barrymore's......

BoRED S2upid

19,641 posts

239 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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It needs to be a bit more personal. What does the groom do for a living? Where are they going on honeymoon? Some of the above may be very appropriate. And what's all this you can't use any of those? Of course you can what kind of best man are you!

Matt_N

8,900 posts

201 months

Thursday 5th March 2015
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"Trying to crack an awkward joke during a best man's speach"