Endless fun with parked cars
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Called at my 24 hour Tesco late last night.
Two lads left their car parked near the door and locked it with a pal inside.
He was sitting absolutely rigid in the car because, every time he moved, he set off the alarm. Didn't have the wit to open it and get out.
He was still there when I came out. Oh, how we laughed.
There must be more parked car mirth I've not thought of, so fire away, I'm a bit pissed orf at the moment and could do with a chuckle or three...
Two lads left their car parked near the door and locked it with a pal inside.
He was sitting absolutely rigid in the car because, every time he moved, he set off the alarm. Didn't have the wit to open it and get out.
He was still there when I came out. Oh, how we laughed.
There must be more parked car mirth I've not thought of, so fire away, I'm a bit pissed orf at the moment and could do with a chuckle or three...
Many moons ago my mate was in a club with his then GF and we spotted his car in the car park. We had a spare key and managed to remove all 4 wheels and leave it on bricks with the wheels safely tucked in the boot. He came out at 2.30am to take the GF home to find it like that
We had his ignition leads away a few times as well. To the point that he used to take them off and take them in pubs and clubs with him (great anti theft device though)
We had his ignition leads away a few times as well. To the point that he used to take them off and take them in pubs and clubs with him (great anti theft device though)
Pieman68 said:
Many moons ago my mate was in a club with his then GF and we spotted his car in the car park. We had a spare key and managed to remove all 4 wheels and leave it on bricks with the wheels safely tucked in the boot. He came out at 2.30am to take the GF home to find it like that
We had his ignition leads away a few times as well. To the point that he used to take them off and take them in pubs and clubs with him (great anti theft device though)
I'd forgotten about this stuff. We used to get into the engine bay and remove the rotor arm.We had his ignition leads away a few times as well. To the point that he used to take them off and take them in pubs and clubs with him (great anti theft device though)
Then there were imported things called car bombs. Looked like a firework with two wires, to be wrapped round spark plugs, then the ignition leads reattached. On firing up the engine, huge clouds of smoke were accompanied by a very loud and long screech. They produced more smoke than a battleship laying down a smoke screen.
One lassie we knew thought her Vitesse starter motor was acting up.
Happy days....
simon1987 said:
Spare tyre said:
my mum is death, she has a softtop
often when younger we'd put something odd on the stereo and leave it on full volume
she'd be sat outside the post office with the prodigy booming away
thats bs because vibrations often when younger we'd put something odd on the stereo and leave it on full volume
she'd be sat outside the post office with the prodigy booming away
Many moons ago when a schoolboy some mates of mine thought they would play a prank on their favourite* teacher. Jacking up the rear of the car they lowered each side carefully onto blocks of wood such that the rear wheels were just off the ground. They then concealed themselves to watch the ensuing spinning of wheels in mid air with no motion as teacher attempted to drive home . . . . . . . in his front wheel drive car . . . . . .
* Favourite may be a bit of an overstatement.
* Favourite may be a bit of an overstatement.
Mate of my Dads never dipped the clutch or checked the position of the gear level when he started a car. Admittedly, he shouldn't have to when its his own car...but that didn't stop us popping it into first as we all got out the car, as a nice surprise for the next time he started it up.
Many moons ago, a fellow fitter came into some money and decided he would treat himself to a new car. Brand new discovery. Came to work every day and made sure he parked in exactly the same spot, an end of row which was slightly larger than others, so as to avoid any dings.
Every day, one of us would go out and put a drop of oil under his car. Then we would tell him and take him out and show him.
Fuming, car goes back to dealer, get this fixed or else. Went on for months, him complaining, garage not finding any faults, which isn't surprising.
After about 6 months, he was so cheesed off he traded it in.......
Every day, one of us would go out and put a drop of oil under his car. Then we would tell him and take him out and show him.
Fuming, car goes back to dealer, get this fixed or else. Went on for months, him complaining, garage not finding any faults, which isn't surprising.
After about 6 months, he was so cheesed off he traded it in.......
Mate at work just bought new at the time a gsxr600srad. his pride and joy
so once i turned the number late round as he never used to see it from the way he approached the bike, wrote something like gay biker on board on the plate. last a few days before he realised.
he quite often would leave the key on his desk so it would get moved a lot around the car park, just a space away or turned round to face the other way, little things that make you question yourself.
so once i turned the number late round as he never used to see it from the way he approached the bike, wrote something like gay biker on board on the plate. last a few days before he realised.
he quite often would leave the key on his desk so it would get moved a lot around the car park, just a space away or turned round to face the other way, little things that make you question yourself.
We wrapped one of our project managers car up in Christmas wrapping paper. Did it in the morning and it rained all afternoon. He thought it was the funniest thing he'd seen when he saw it early afternoon and left it all day! When he left we padlocked all his alloys making sure they interfered with brakes/suspension so he couldn't move it and handed him a bag of random keys. Needed half an hour to do it but the daft bugger left it until end of day when it had started chucking it down (theme here!), he came in absolutely soaked to the skin in his work gear.
At a previous job others got a managers car keys and moved it to the front of the building in a no parking zone and emptied multiple shredders and hole punches into the car. She laughed but I strongly suspect she was absolutely raging at that
At a previous job others got a managers car keys and moved it to the front of the building in a no parking zone and emptied multiple shredders and hole punches into the car. She laughed but I strongly suspect she was absolutely raging at that
Not sure if true or urban myth.
Something about one of our teachers had a bubble car. A few ne'er do wells from the wrong end of town thought it a wizard jape to lift up the rear (driven wheel) and pushed it up against a wall. He was supposedly stuck there for some time before rescued by a colleague.
If you didn't know, the bubble car had 1. no reverse gear and 2. the door opened forwards.
Something about one of our teachers had a bubble car. A few ne'er do wells from the wrong end of town thought it a wizard jape to lift up the rear (driven wheel) and pushed it up against a wall. He was supposedly stuck there for some time before rescued by a colleague.
If you didn't know, the bubble car had 1. no reverse gear and 2. the door opened forwards.
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