Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?

[DanielSan]

blindswelledrat said:

This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?

Is there any thread you post on that doesn't involve bhing and moaning about it?

[stuart-b]

There's a popular deterrent practiced at Clifton downs. Essentially the "victims" in the car witness a nice gentleman walk up behind the car, drop his pants, and begin "beating the meat". It's a game of "finish before the occupants do". Generally, people try and escape, although I've heard some reports of a few strangers getting into a van once...

[Japveesix]

I think if you put chilli powder on the nuts that will put them off and they'll go elsewhere leaving the area for just the nicer birds.





Actually, that might be squirrels...I forget..

[dudleybloke]

You need a hockey mask and chainsaw.

[Council Baby]

DanielSan said:

blindswelledrat said:

This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?

Is there any thread you post on that doesn't involve bhing and moaning about it?

I quite like BSR's responses, they add the balance necessary to make me realise that we mostly will die miserable in the end.

[DanielSan]

[HD Adam]

Council Baby said:

DanielSan said:

blindswelledrat said:

This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?

Is there any thread you post on that doesn't involve bhing and moaning about it?

I quite like BSR's responses, they add the balance necessary to make me realise that we mostly will die miserable in the end.

[funkyrobot]

Hot towels and a complementary slice of orange?

[Squawk1066]

blindswelledrat said:

This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?

Of course, it's a welcome change to see a miserable post from you. You are normally such a cheery chap...

[valiant]

Is there some sort of residents discount scheme available?

Every cloud and all that...

[DanielSan]

Squawk1066 said:

Of course, it's a welcome change to see a miserable post from you. You are normally such a cheery chap...

Must wish for the good old days when it was just TVR's and questionable trousers.

[funkyrobot]

valiant said:

Is there some sort of residents discount scheme available?

Every cloud and all that...

Neighbourhood snatch?

[Council Baby]

funkyrobot said:

valiant said:

Is there some sort of residents discount scheme available?

Every cloud and all that...

Neighbourhood snatch?

Neighbourhood crotch

[john2443]

Neighbourhood Watch (not intended in the usual sense )

[funkyrobot]

Council Baby said:

Neighbourhood crotch

Better.

[funkyrobot]

john2443 said:

Neighbourhood Watch (not intended in the usual sense )

Even better.

[CubanPete]

What about a photography service?

Nice little earner I reckon

[Simbu]

CubanPete said:

What about a photography service?

Nice little earner I reckon

You'd need to charge less than those rides at Alton Towers... otherwise no-one would pay up!

[fathomfive]

Tie two dogs together close by.

[Fleckers]

loving this thread

I guess PC plod is the best thing, if they have 1 hour response time ask for them to make regular drive by visits on the night[s] and times its happening

are you the only person who lives there ? if not what does others who live there think ?

can you not block the entrance with a car on a few occasions ? I assume they are using the area as its quiet and dark so if it becomes busy and brightly light they will soon move on