Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?

[Starfighter]

Set off some fire works at the crucial moment.

[Stuart70]

Simbu said:

CubanPete said:

What about a photography service?

Nice little earner I reckon

You'd need to charge less than those rides at Alton Towers... otherwise no-one would pay up!

You can get a ride at Alton Towers? Wow, I've only ever gone on the roller coasters and stuff...

[HOGEPH]

soad said:

Dress up as a ghost?

You want to put the willies up them?

[rambo19]

Thought this was funny;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnOmxR_qQ_Q

[e39darren]

Set up one of those local "spotted" pages on facebook (via a vpn so it's difficult to trace back to you) , take photos of the cars and their number plates (and face photos of the prostitutes) and post on there making sure it goes viral

[vikingaero]

If you can see the spot from your windows then just point a camera flash set on multiple flashes at them.

[soad]

rambo19 said:

Thought this was funny;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnOmxR_qQ_Q

Nicely done!

[KFC]

Take a photo of anyone there, make sure to catch their number plate and face. Show them the pic on your phone, tell them if you see them again you're going to pass their pics to the police/their wife/publish online/etc

Don't blame me if you get your head kicked in and your phone stolen though...

[dudleybloke]

Get a rope and tie one end to something solid and the other end put onto their towing eye.

[TheInternet]

dudleybloke said:

Get a rope and tie one end to something solid and the other end put onto their towing eye.

Towing eye schmowing eye

[simplygod]

Man up and tell the missus to get back indoors

[john2443]

Call an Ambiwlans, say you've heard someone gasping for breath, they're in a car, you think it might be a heart attack.

Probably the FB will come and cut the roof off as well!

[Monkeylegend]

Cling film them in the car.

[littleandy0410]

How about a Top Gear style leader board, with car type and reg number, and their "lap time" displayed on the car park wall?

[jmorgan]

littleandy0410 said:

How about a Top Gear style leader board, with car type and reg number, and their "lap time" displayed on the car park wall?

Just start tweeting the number plates.

[soad]

HOGEPH said:

soad said:

Dress up as a ghost?

You want to put the willies up them?

Oh, yes (nods head).

[dudleybloke]

https://youtube.com/#/watch?v=a_1OVYsLqMU

[soad]

dudleybloke said:

https://youtube.com/#/watch?v=a_1OVYsLqMU

What To Watch - You Tube link?

[dudleybloke]

soad said:

dudleybloke said:

https://youtube.com/#/watch?v=a_1OVYsLqMU

What To Watch - You Tube link?

Put a bananna in his tailpipe.

[Andehh]

Id just make it my mission that whenever leaving the house, walk through & tap on windows. They will quickly get the idea. Laser point is a good shout, shame you don't have line of sight!

Speak to neighbours who DO live over looking the area, you pay for the (LED?) PIR floodlight & fit it...they supply the leccy etc? Win-win all round?