Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?

Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?

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TheInternet

Original Poster:

4,717 posts

163 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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IanMorewood said:
Webcam and a subscription only website with live feed? Should at least go someway to replacing your lost rent.
Not sure the demand for watching boring cars oscillate is that high.

pinchmeimdreamin

9,964 posts

218 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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pressure plate placed in parking bay linked to a flashing blue light placed somewhere close by.

supertouring

2,228 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Camera + website = profit

Mobile Chicane

20,832 posts

212 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Motion-activated flood lighting.

Axionknight

8,505 posts

135 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Hidden police car sirens and flashing lights going off at an opportune time, IMO

Buy and insure a total shed of a car, when they are getting it on, drive into them, climb out of your car as quick as able - take photos/video of the accident and suggest if he wants to take the insurance claim up you will be happy to pass the files along with his insurance details on to the police. She gets the message, he gets a pranged motor.

Edited by Axionknight on Tuesday 3rd March 19:13

JDMDrifter

4,042 posts

165 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Wait for them to turn up, hide in bush. As they begin pepper the car with paintballs? What they're doing is illegal so they aren't really gonna report you are they? laugh

red_slr

17,242 posts

189 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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What ever you do don't let them ID you directly. Their pimp will probably not appreciate you costing him money. IMHO your best option is either lighting or physical barrier.

Oakey

27,583 posts

216 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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TheInternet said:
IanMorewood said:
Webcam and a subscription only website with live feed? Should at least go someway to replacing your lost rent.
Not sure the demand for watching boring cars oscillate is that high.
Dude, you're TheInternet, you should be fully aware that this sort of thing sells.

bucksmanuk

2,311 posts

170 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Council Baby said:
Monitor it for a few weeks until you find a regular time they're there
Post it on the dogging forums as a hot spot at that time and day of the week
Set up a camera
Watch the hookers flee the unpaid bukkake party
Post online
Profit
laugh

Troubleatmill

10,210 posts

159 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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You need to get rid of the demand.

On the assumption gentlemen callers are pulling up in their cars... lots of photos.. promising to make sure they get passed to their wife, employer etc etc

Megaphone.

That artificial sun that Clarkson had on Sunday


Just make it a place where they do not wish to be.

medieval

1,499 posts

211 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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surveyor said:
A floodlight?
We have a winner

hedgefinder

3,418 posts

170 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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just put a sign up stating that the site is has video surveillance and that all registration numbers are taken on entry..

DanielSan

18,799 posts

167 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Council Baby said:
Monitor it for a few weeks until you find a regular time they're there
Post it on the dogging forums as a hot spot at that time and day of the week
Set up a camera
Watch the hookers flee the unpaid bukkake party
Post online
Profit
If there was going to be one person to suggest this...

TheInternet

Original Poster:

4,717 posts

163 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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hedgefinder said:
just put a sign up stating that the site is has video surveillance and that all registration numbers are taken on entry..
Fake cameras and real signs can only help, however due to the location you can't really put them in a useful place.

Floodlights have been used before in similar locations but would need approval from the other residents.

Sheets Tabuer

18,963 posts

215 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Get a small piece of bush on the end of a branch, cut a hole in it and stand in the corner looking through the hole while you have your pants around your ankles, gurning through the hole in the bush.

That should make them think twice.

NelsonM3

1,685 posts

171 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Hammer frozen sausages into their windscreens.

heyhomes

118 posts

126 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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Get a powerfully built company director down to duff them up

Monkeylegend

26,407 posts

231 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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hedgefinder said:
just put a sign up stating that the site is has video surveillance and that all registration numbers are taken on entry..
What you men like

"Is it in yet"
"Yep can't you feel it"
"Oh yes I can, now what's you registration?"

vonuber

17,868 posts

165 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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TheInternet said:
The local late night gash-for-cash vendors have started to use my secluded residents parking area as a business district, presumably directing their customers to drive there.
Is it residents only parking or public highway?

Council Baby

19,741 posts

190 months

Tuesday 3rd March 2015
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DanielSan said:
Council Baby said:
Monitor it for a few weeks until you find a regular time they're there
Post it on the dogging forums as a hot spot at that time and day of the week
Set up a camera
Watch the hookers flee the unpaid bukkake party
Post online
Profit
If there was going to be one person to suggest this...
What can I say?

The OP sees a problem, I see opportunity wink