Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?

[Don1]

How about a flash-mob / rent-a-crowd of American golfing fans - at the particular moment they surround the car whooping, high-fiving and shouting 'get in the hole'?

[mybrainhurts]

Don1 said:

shouting 'get in the hole'?

I say, steady on, old chap....

[Miguel Alvarez]

I'd probably slash the tyres. What are they going to do report you to the police?

[shakotan]

miroku said:

Clamping?

Illegal.

[shakotan]

Miguel Alvarez said:

I'd probably slash the tyres. What are they going to do report you to the police?

Well, yes.

Evidence of them being hooker and punter - Nil.
Evidence of you slashing their tyres - Quite probably.

[thatdude]

groundcontrol said:

Loudly play some 80s love ballads from your window.

"is this love, that I'm feeeeeellllliiiinnnngg..."

no, that;s a genital wart.

[Spooge]

shakotan said:

Illegal.

Did he mean wheels?

[Adenauer]

Miguel Alvarez said:

I'd probably slash the tyres. What are they going to do report you to the police?

Of course you would.

[funkyrobot]

Miguel Alvarez said:

I'd probably slash on the tyres.

[Edition87]

1878 said:

JDMDrifter said:

Wait for them to turn up, hide in bush. As they begin pepper the car with paintballs? What they're doing is illegal so they aren't really gonna report you are they?

This 100% haha

[Fastchas]

Spooge said:

shakotan said:

Illegal.

Did he mean wheels?

Genital?

[Mr. Potato Head]

[Miguel Alvarez]

shakotan said:

Miguel Alvarez said:

I'd probably slash the tyres. What are they going to do report you to the police?

Well, yes.

Evidence of them being hooker and punter - Nil.
Evidence of you slashing their tyres - Quite probably.

I doubt it and I'd quite happily tell the police if they did call my bluff.

Adenauer said:

Of course you would.

Joking aside I probably would. There are certain things I just wouldn't tolerate and this would be one of them. Other stuff I'm really easy going about but shagging some skag head on my property is not one of them. Though to be fair I would probably call the police first. Give them the opportunity to come earn their money. If they didn't then I'd air his tyres out.

funkyrobot said:

Miguel Alvarez said:

I'd probably slash on the tyres.

Lol nicely done.

[Adenauer]

Miguel Alvarez said:

If they didn't then I'd air his tyres out.

Ahh, so rather than



You're now



That's a bit better

[Potatoes]

I'm re-floating the idea of a pictonheads meet.

Who's in? Me.

List:

Potatoes - VX220

[Adenauer]

Potatoes said:

I'm re-floating the idea of a pictonheads meet.

Who's in? Me.

List:

Potatoes - VX220

Aww, sorry to hear that. Have you ever thought of taking up a martial art?

[croyde]

Tiger poo or pee around the flowerbeds.

[Potatoes]

Adenauer said:

Potatoes said:

I'm re-floating the idea of a pictonheads meet.

Who's in? Me.

List:

Potatoes - VX220

Aww, sorry to hear that. Have you ever thought of taking up a martial art?

I have, but for a different reason - to look like a badass. I am now thinking of possibly taking up a typing class...

[Miguel Alvarez]

Adenauer said:

Ahh, so rather than



You're now



That's a bit better

Lol. I don't think I have any heels that would match that handbag but yeah it sounds about right.

[benm3evo]

A flesh light. Sorry, I mean flood light.