Ladies of the night using my car park - deterrents?
Discussion
elanfan said:
Put up a board and start recording the car registrations on there. Put up a header stating these vehicles are being reported to the Police. Make it where it can be clearly seen and I doubt any punters would want that.
Set up one of those facebook group things with photo's etc. should go viral when someone's wife spots their husbands car on it?Most sensible option is to probably phone the old bill.
Then start pestering the ste of the local councillor/mayor/MP about the problem.
Tell the local paper.
Failing all that just walk round photographing the cars when they are in flagrante. I don't much about visiting this type of entertainment but I can imagine if I was one of those types of gentleman I would not want to be photographed doing it.
Then start pestering the ste of the local councillor/mayor/MP about the problem.
Tell the local paper.
Failing all that just walk round photographing the cars when they are in flagrante. I don't much about visiting this type of entertainment but I can imagine if I was one of those types of gentleman I would not want to be photographed doing it.
cptsideways said:
Firecrackers
These look about right to me. Would feel a bit embarrassed if it caused Mrs Miggins at no. 52 to suffer heart failure though.This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
vx220 said:
From a Health and Safety Risk Assessment point of view, will a Bee Keepers suit work with wasps?
Moving on, my solution is...
...hire a PA system, and play recordings of machine gun fire
Eta: or play recordings of them?
Better still, place a pan next to/beneath the car with a whole load of firecrackers in and set them off while watching from a safe distance! Moving on, my solution is...
...hire a PA system, and play recordings of machine gun fire
Eta: or play recordings of them?
blindswelledrat said:
This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
You missed the "call the police" ones?Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
blindswelledrat said:
This is one of the most painful threads I have ever read on PH.
Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
Blimey. Having just read through the first 2 pages of 'hilarious' responses I could not even find a single one which was anything other than a variation on 'company director', 'smash back doors in' or any other PH cliché excitedly bashed out in the forlorn hope of some kind of peer acceptance.
And what kind of person calls a prostitute 'cash for gash'?
Still, you'll be off your period next week.
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