Famous people, preconceptions busted/confirmed

Famous people, preconceptions busted/confirmed

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Vaud

50,620 posts

156 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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drfrank said:
I met Michael Portillo at a dinner once. I wasn't sure what to expect but he was absolutely hilarious, thoroughly entertaining pleasant chap. A great after dinner speaker.
One of those people that I think has blossomed post-politics.

Tony Starks

2,107 posts

213 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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I met Simon Gualt (famous in NZ, but no where else) and he offered for us to stay at his house and cook us pizza for dinner, but my boss said no as he wanted to get home in a day. My boss also took a dump in Simons garden as the site toilet had black water.

TwigtheWonderkid

43,414 posts

151 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Northbloke said:
Briefly met Steve Davies (friendly)
I played pool against Steve Davies at a corporate event. We all queued up and he wiped the floor with each person in about 5 minutes. When it was my turn, we shook hands and I whispered to him that I'd let him win so as not to embarrass him in front of a large crowd. He had the good manners to laugh although he's probably heard it a million times before. After he beat me in about 3 minutes he said "you did that brilliantly, it never looked like you threw the match at all, you looked genuinely rubbish." rofl

Top bloke.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

254 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
Northbloke said:
Briefly met Steve Davies (friendly)
I played pool against Steve Davies at a corporate event. We all queued up and he wiped the floor with each person in about 5 minutes. When it was my turn, we shook hands and I whispered to him that I'd let him win so as not to embarrass him in front of a large crowd. He had the good manners to laugh although he's probably heard it a million times before. After he beat me in about 3 minutes he said "you did that brilliantly, it never looked like you threw the match at all, you looked genuinely rubbish." rofl

Top bloke.
I always thought I would love to have Steve Davis as a mate. Top chap.

GetCarter

29,407 posts

280 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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SpeckledJim said:
I always thought I would love to have Steve Davis as a mate. Top chap.
He used to regularly come to our gigs (Jazz band in London in the 1980s). Very nice chap.

benjj

6,787 posts

164 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Kimi Raikkonen.

Well, I didn't meet him as such but trod on his hand while wearing ski boots and he slurred "gettofffmyfugginhand..."

We were a group in a bar in Courchevel years ago and we were all pretty refreshed. Kimi was lying on the floor at the front of the bar in a puddle of piss and spilled drinks while people accidentally stood on him, kicked him and dropped things on him.

Quality bloke.

Vizsla

923 posts

125 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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benjj said:
Kimi Raikkonen.

Well, I didn't meet him as such but trod on his hand while wearing ski boots and he slurred "gettofffmyfugginhand..."

We were a group in a bar in Courchevel years ago and we were all pretty refreshed. Kimi was lying on the floor at the front of the bar in a puddle of piss and spilled drinks while people accidentally stood on him, kicked him and dropped things on him.

Quality bloke.
You're in the Russian mafia, aren't you? cool

RowntreesCabana

1,797 posts

255 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Moominho said:
The only celebrity I have met who wasn't very nice was Stuart Broad the cricketer. He was very arrogant and brash, and liked ordering people around. Seemed like a nasty piece of work.
Alright KP, whats the latest, are we gonna see you play for England again?

Vaud

50,620 posts

156 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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benjj said:
Kimi Raikkonen.

Well, I didn't meet him as such but trod on his hand while wearing ski boots and he slurred "gettofffmyfugginhand..."

We were a group in a bar in Courchevel years ago and we were all pretty refreshed. Kimi was lying on the floor at the front of the bar in a puddle of piss and spilled drinks while people accidentally stood on him, kicked him and dropped things on him.

Quality bloke.
Nice of you to help him him up and find him a chair....

benjj

6,787 posts

164 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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Vaud said:
Nice of you to help him him up and find him a chair....
Would you like me to add in details of the rest of the night for you? If I go back through my diaries I may be able to update you on other key pieces of information such as what brand of toothpaste I used later that night and whether I wore striped or plaid jimjams.

Just say the word and I'll sort it for you.

egor110

16,897 posts

204 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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benjj said:
Vaud said:
Nice of you to help him him up and find him a chair....
Would you like me to add in details of the rest of the night for you? If I go back through my diaries I may be able to update you on other key pieces of information such as what brand of toothpaste I used later that night and whether I wore striped or plaid jimjams.

Just say the word and I'll sort it for you.
What sort of holiday do you take 'jimjams'?

Vaud

50,620 posts

156 months

Saturday 14th March 2015
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"I trod on a person in heavy ski boots (famous or otherwise), did nothing to help the guy, lots of other people did as well so it makes me look all rock and roll..."

....and I'll talk about my "jim jams".

Moominho

894 posts

141 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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RowntreesCabana said:
Alright KP, whats the latest, are we gonna see you play for England again?
Haha, weirdly enough I've met KP too, he was quite friendly.

grumpy52

5,598 posts

167 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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John Craven lovely man.
Noel Edmunds stroppy little short bloke .
Roy Wood top bloke .
Robert Hardy (all creatures etc) total ar#e.
Sarah Green STUNNING and did something very innocent but very erotic with an ice cream on a hot day .
Mike Smith wears built up shoes ! Small man syndrome !

Scousefella

2,243 posts

182 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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grumpy52 said:
Sarah Green STUNNING and did something very innocent but very erotic with an ice cream on a hot day .

You mean she ate an ice-cream and used her mouth?


Mike Smith wears built up shoes ! Small man syndrome !

He is a very small man now, I think he opted for cremation.

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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tomsugden said:
Mike Brewer - I bought, and sold several cars to him, before he became well known. He was always keen to chat about cars, let me drive cars we both knew I couldn't afford, and was helpful and knowledgeable. He even found a beautiful Mk2 Golf GTI 16v for me, that is now owned by a PHer.
That's good to know, I quite like him and he gets a bad press on here.

egor110

16,897 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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The Crack Fox said:
egor110 said:
What sort of holiday do you take 'jimjams'?
He's a sex tourist.

Disappointed that no-one has mentioned meeting me yet.
IF i was a sex tourist i'd kind of expect to be wearing no jimjams.

Gareth79

7,689 posts

247 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Ganglandboss said:
As he walked past our table, one of our lot chuckled and murmured, "Hey, Richard O'Brien"

The bloke spun on his heel and leant right into the table, 'Yessssss?

My colleague looked extremely embarrassed and totally lost for words.

"Well you said my name; I assumed you wanted to speak to me?"

He was still lost for words and had turned bright red. Richard then grabbed a stool and sat down and chatted to us for a while. He was a very pleasant bloke and very charismatic. It turned out the stupids were holding a presentation evening for the rag week fund-raising and he was there to present some awards for the best fund-raisers.
A Crystal Maze team shot some behind the scenes video in 1992 which has a good half hour with R O'B in the hotel the night before, quite interesting and probably unsurprising that he had time for the contestants:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xvA2A_WU_c


Watchman

6,391 posts

246 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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Northbloke said:
Briefly met Steve Davies (friendly) and John Virgo (knob) years ago and as someone said it must be rubbish being famous; 30 years later someone calls you a knob based on a 5-minute meeting when you may have been having a bad day.
I think John Virgo might be the only famous bloke I've met. It was at my wife's company's do - he was the sponsored entertainment so was obviously on his best behaviour but he was funny, shook hands with everyone, poses next to me while my wife took a pic of us (the height difference was funny - I'm 5'6"), and totally pleasant.

Blown2CV

28,875 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th March 2015
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I met Fred Talbot when I was a kid. He lived up to his public persona.