Famous people, preconceptions busted/confirmed

Famous people, preconceptions busted/confirmed

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irocfan

40,604 posts

191 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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21TonyK said:
I bumped into the Krankies in Aldi the other day. Nice enough, she was buzzing round he was leaning over the trolley looking thoroughly pissed off like every other bloke.
SNP conference break?

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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I picked up Jarvis Cocker at Eurostar, St. Pancras in my taxi years ago, he asked for the Covent Garden Hotel.
Can’t remember what I said, usually, “Okay”, or “You got it”, or sometimes just a nod of agreement, but as I crossed Euston Road, into Judd Street, heading toward Russell Square, and eventually Monmouth Street, he said, “You DO know where this hotel is, don’t you?”
I replied, “I’ll take that as a joke, okay?”
He said, “Okay, sorry.”
So as far as I’m concerned, I thought he was going to be trouble, but he was okay, eventually.

RumbleOfThunder

3,563 posts

204 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Funnily enough I bumped into Jarvis at Sheffield train station once. I was rushing for my train and bleated JARVIS COCKER?? in his face like an idiot. He gave me a "Hooooiiiiiyyyyy" in return so can't be that bad.

bingybongy

3,880 posts

147 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Frank7 said:
I picked up Jarvis Cocker at Eurostar, St. Pancras in my taxi years ago, he asked for the Covent Garden Hotel.
Can’t remember what I said, usually, “Okay”, or “You got it”, or sometimes just a nod of agreement, but as I crossed Euston Road, into Judd Street, heading toward Russell Square, and eventually Monmouth Street, he said, “You DO know where this hotel is, don’t you?”
I replied, “I’ll take that as a joke, okay?”
He said, “Okay, sorry.”
So as far as I’m concerned, I thought he was going to be trouble, but he was okay, eventually.
Did you know where it was?

Dr Murdoch

3,460 posts

136 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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wainy said:
Greg Wallace at the Rugby once.... absolute c0ck womble
A mate of mine was a chef at the Hand & Flowers, Greg visited once or twice.

The whole kitchen thought he was a prick.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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bingybongy said:
Frank7 said:
I picked up Jarvis Cocker at Eurostar, St. Pancras in my taxi years ago, he asked for the Covent Garden Hotel.
Can’t remember what I said, usually, “Okay”, or “You got it”, or sometimes just a nod of agreement, but as I crossed Euston Road, into Judd Street, heading toward Russell Square, and eventually Monmouth Street, he said, “You DO know where this hotel is, don’t you?”
I replied, “I’ll take that as a joke, okay?”
He said, “Okay, sorry.”
So as far as I’m concerned, I thought he was going to be trouble, but he was okay, eventually.
Did you know where it was?
I’ll play, I take it that you’re joking too.
As I was a licenced London Black Cab driver, take a wild leap and guess if I knew it.

bingybongy

3,880 posts

147 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Frank7 said:
bingybongy said:
Frank7 said:
I picked up Jarvis Cocker at Eurostar, St. Pancras in my taxi years ago, he asked for the Covent Garden Hotel.
Can’t remember what I said, usually, “Okay”, or “You got it”, or sometimes just a nod of agreement, but as I crossed Euston Road, into Judd Street, heading toward Russell Square, and eventually Monmouth Street, he said, “You DO know where this hotel is, don’t you?”
I replied, “I’ll take that as a joke, okay?”
He said, “Okay, sorry.”
So as far as I’m concerned, I thought he was going to be trouble, but he was okay, eventually.
Did you know where it was?
I’ll play, I take it that you’re joking too.
As I was a licenced London Black Cab driver, take a wild leap and guess if I knew it.
I was.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Overtook Jason Plato on the A34, and he didn't ram me off the road in retaliation.

So, preconception busted.

Flip Martian

19,725 posts

191 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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nonsequitur said:
Flip Martian said:
nonsequitur said:
Cantaloupe said:
They are just human, they sh it, pis s and far t like the rest of us.
An old put down of famous people.
True though. Albeit some of them do some rather incredible things many of us just can't. But they're not Gods...
Indeed not.

What does surprise me though is when a famous person is described as a 'good bloke', as if we are all expecting a monster.
I guess because some can be monsters - and those are the stories most wait for, I think hehe A brush with fame and/or people fawning all over you can turn previously sensible people into egos the size of a planet. But we all want people we "like" to be nice people who still treat people with respect.

But to flip the coin for a minute - the general public can be complete cock wombles to celebs too, so you can take some stories with a pinch of salt sometimes I think.

48k

13,181 posts

149 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Ben Jk said:
Another famous ex F1 driver took a shine to one of my female bar staff. Less said about that the better but I had to have words with her about her responsibilities and professional standards whilst on duty.
No, MORE said about that the better! You can't leave us dangling with that snippet!

davhill

5,263 posts

185 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Before my little brush with showbiz I wrote a couple of pieces involving Grumbleweed Robin Colville. He'd built a Cobra replica and later had Coombs MkII Jaguar so my articles were for Kit Car and Practical Classics.

This led to me doing the pics for The Grumbleweeds'summer tour brochure. Robin was an entertaining bloke, funny and forceful in equal measure. But Graham Grumbleweed was great fun. In his double garage, he was talking to me about his hobby - making walking sticks and shepherds crooks.

"Are you squeamish?" quoth he, pulling a recently severed ram's head from a bag. I wasn't squeamish anyway. Just as well really.

This led to a job in z Scarborough, doing front of house pics for The Krankies. Jeanette was great, marshaling the showgirls for my snaps. He was morose git, who quietly sold the theatre some stock shots of his own. So the only money involved was what I spent on petrol, film and processing.

Long before this, I had to photograph a retirement presentation. I had the retiree sit at an old loom the factory owned. The celeb involved was to present a mantle clock to the old boy. The celeb was Bobby Charlton.

Then, a freelancer from the rival paper snapped my setup. I had to do a new shot very quickly. and BC played up big style. It was only when I asked if he wanted to ruin the old chap's send off that he cooperated, very sullenly.

Always get the shot... golden rule.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Frank7 said:
I picked up Jarvis Cocker at Eurostar, St. Pancras in my taxi years ago, he asked for the Covent Garden Hotel.
Can’t remember what I said, usually, “Okay”, or “You got it”, or sometimes just a nod of agreement, but as I crossed Euston Road, into Judd Street, heading toward Russell Square, and eventually Monmouth Street, he said, “You DO know where this hotel is, don’t you?”
I replied, “I’ll take that as a joke, okay?”
He said, “Okay, sorry.”
So as far as I’m concerned, I thought he was going to be trouble, but he was okay, eventually.
People. So common, Frank.

Carnage

886 posts

233 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Dr Jekyll said:
There was that case years ago when someone was standing in a queue in a shop, taking no particular notice of the bloke in front of her when he span round and said 'Yes, I am Jeffrey Archer', Apparently it didn't occur to her to say 'Jeffrey who?' until it was too late.
I broke down outside his house, en route to visit my dying father. He sent one of his minions to tell me to move.

Not a fan.

Flip Martian

19,725 posts

191 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Carnage said:
Dr Jekyll said:
There was that case years ago when someone was standing in a queue in a shop, taking no particular notice of the bloke in front of her when he span round and said 'Yes, I am Jeffrey Archer', Apparently it didn't occur to her to say 'Jeffrey who?' until it was too late.
I broke down outside his house, en route to visit my dying father. He sent one of his minions to tell me to move.

Not a fan.
Kind of interesting, as he wrote several diaries of his time in prison in which he was at great pains to point out how normal he was and how he was able to get on with his fellow "lags" and came across as relatively human. Perhaps his long experience of writing fiction helped...

Ikemi

8,449 posts

206 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Dr Murdoch said:
wainy said:
Greg Wallace at the Rugby once.... absolute c0ck womble
A mate of mine was a chef at the Hand & Flowers, Greg visited once or twice.

The whole kitchen thought he was a prick.
I think you mean Gregg Wallace ... hehe



Johnspex

4,346 posts

185 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Nice people
Neil Dudgeon
Jules Hudson
JJ Burnel
Jimmy Young
Freddie Garrity
Sir Peter Blake

Others

Fenella Fielding
Sarah Greene

Give me time I'll remember some others.



Carnage

886 posts

233 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Flip Martian said:
Kind of interesting, as he wrote several diaries of his time in prison in which he was at great pains to point out how normal he was and how he was able to get on with his fellow "lags" and came across as relatively human. Perhaps his long experience of writing fiction helped...
It wouldn’t surprise me!

When the AA turned up to recover me, it was a local guy. Apparently he’s notorious in the area for being fairly vile.

Dermot O'Logical

2,603 posts

130 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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Pre-divorce I used to take my son, who was 10 at the time, and thanks in no small part to the 2005 Ashes series a massive cricket fan, to what was then the Rose Bowl to watch Hampshire. He got to meet all of the Hampshire players, who were very generous with their time, and great with the youngsters, and the best of all was Shane Warne, who was absolutely fantastic with the supporters, and would stand pitch side after a game for ages signing autographs, having photos taken, etc.

Kevin Pietersen was always good with the fans as well, although he didn't play very often, as he was on an England central contract, but it was worth making the effort to go and watch when he was available.

On one memorable occasion we were playing Yorkshire, and he got to meet one of his Ashes heroes, Matthew Hoggard, and while he was getting Hoggy's autograph and having a chat Jason Gillespie joined in and gave him his as well.

He didn't get Michael Vaughan's autograph, though, despite asking politely. Mr Vaughan obviously had something more important to do.

Sadly, my own brush with fame was spending a long time chatting to Paul Warwick at a charity karting event. Top bloke, walking away with the British F3000 Championship at the time, and talking to a couple of F1 teams about the following season. He was killed at Oulton Park a fortnight later.

maxdb

1,541 posts

158 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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I met the Stig twice. He never spoke..

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 19th July 2019
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davhill said:
Before my little brush with showbiz I wrote a couple of pieces involving Grumbleweed Robin Colville. He'd built a Cobra replica and later had Coombs MkII Jaguar so my articles were for Kit Car and Practical Classics.

This led to me doing the pics for The Grumbleweeds'summer tour brochure. Robin was an entertaining bloke, funny and forceful in equal measure. But Graham Grumbleweed was great fun. In his double garage, he was talking to me about his hobby - making walking sticks and shepherds crooks.

"Are you squeamish?" quoth he, pulling a recently severed ram's head from a bag. I wasn't squeamish anyway. Just as well really.

This led to a job in z Scarborough, doing front of house pics for The Krankies. Jeanette was great, marshaling the showgirls for my snaps. He was morose git, who quietly sold the theatre some stock shots of his own. So the only money involved was what I spent on petrol, film and processing.

Long before this, I had to photograph a retirement presentation. I had the retiree sit at an old loom the factory owned. The celeb involved was to present a mantle clock to the old boy. The celeb was Bobby Charlton.

Then, a freelancer from the rival paper snapped my setup. I had to do a new shot very quickly. and BC played up big style. It was only when I asked if he wanted to ruin the old chap's send off that he cooperated, very sullenly.

Always get the shot... golden rule.
You are Count Arthur Strong and I claim my five pounds.