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BRISTOL86

545 posts

164 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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If you want to play on words with the bald thing, how about making him a Just Foreman?

h0b0

7,595 posts

196 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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I find this incredibly generous. You are going to single your employee out due to his age. Thus giving him all the material he needs to sue for discrimination and retire on a high.

Brigand

2,544 posts

169 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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One that amused me in the RAF was the physical education officer's.

His abbreviated title was PEdO.

FlossyThePig

4,083 posts

243 months

Friday 27th March 2015
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soad said:
vikingaero said:
Director of
Investment
Planning and
Strategy
Home and
International
Territories
clap Winner! rofl
No, that's what's on the OPs card.

Blown2CV

28,811 posts

203 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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h0b0 said:
I find this incredibly generous. You are going to single your employee out due to his age. Thus giving him all the material he needs to sue for discrimination and retire on a high.
you'd have to be 150% sure he would see this in the manner in which it's intended. Plenty of 'oldies' don't really like it being made fun of, and in the work setting - maybe in today's world it's a bit dodgy ground to say the least.

what if you had business cards printed up for one of the female staff with "Huge tits Janet" on them? She might find it funny... might.

Vaud

50,482 posts

155 months

Friday 3rd April 2015
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h0b0 said:
I find this incredibly generous. You are going to single your employee out due to his age. Thus giving him all the material he needs to sue for discrimination and retire on a high.
This. Be very careful. I don't mind a bit of banter in the workplace, keeps us all sane but tread carefully in the modern workplace. If he picks it then fine, if you pick it then...

wildcat45

8,073 posts

189 months

Monday 6th April 2015
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Our local handyman has double sided cards.

On one side he has "James Thompson" and a list of what he does, joiner etc.
On the other side. "Jimmy Thompson, Timber Technician", then a funny list of things like, I'll sort out your DIY cock-ups, make you look great in front of your mates add thousands to the value of your house etc....

Pit Pony

8,557 posts

121 months

Monday 6th April 2015
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RobinBanks said:
SlackBladder said:
Could work, Area & Regional Sales Engineer
Change engineer for executive, I reckon.
Associate, Re-Solutions-Engineering