John Lewis comedy.

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Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Nyphur said:
OP sounds like a bellend.
OP's daughter sounds like a bellend.
The fridge sounds like a bellend.
The "Pole" sounds alright.
The deaf bloke doesn't know what anything sounds like?

Vaud

50,597 posts

156 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Pothole said:
The deaf bloke doesn't know what anything sounds like?
Why? Not everyone is born deaf?

DoubleSix

11,718 posts

177 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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While we're sharing JL stories here's a couple...

1) Bought a £100 kettle (yes a fking £100 kettle! PH or what?). Kettle breaks 2 months later, water pissing out the bottom, not good. Obviously I hadn't kept the receipt so I trundled up to the store to see if they would do the decent thing. Got rejected, ho hum... Went home and pondered my expensive ornament and suggested the Mrs pop up with babe in arms and see if she can get a result. Kettle changed without quibble. furious tts.

2) Kitting out our new home we had particularly expensive trip whereby all our kitchen wares were purchased. Slightly dozy women behind the till put all the crockery behind her in preparation for bubble wrapping but never actually rung it through the till. Saved us about £200 smile Unlucky JL. I should probably add that we only realised this upon returning home and probably would have said something if I'd clocked it at the time, still I considered it a loyalty bonus for the many, many £££££ I've spent with them over the years.

Still a good store and a far better experience than any other I can think of... OP, I had a mattress delivered recently and the baby was asleep so the two chaps literally crept up and down three flights of stairs (not easy with double mattress) and they were English and everything!

Pothole

34,367 posts

283 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Vaud said:
Pothole said:
The deaf bloke doesn't know what anything sounds like?
Why? Not everyone is born deaf?
Clearly not everyone is born with a sense of humour.

Nezquick

1,461 posts

127 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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This is the funniest thread I've read on here in ages. biggrin

Good work PH!

jesta1865

3,448 posts

210 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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i like and dislike JL at the same time, it sounds odd, but I don't like food shopping there (waitrose), don't know why, but they never seem to have the stuff i want, and stuffed vine leaves are not high on my list etc. although the catering for our wedding was brilliant

now as for the other side, i am very impressed with them. bought a phone once and was given the wrong model (extras on top of the one i was after) they were so busy the guy just rang it through at the lower price.

bought other stuff from them and no bother at all when we had an issue with a toaster (daughter took it backwhen when we were away), i was more impressed as it turned out my daughter was using it wrong, she read the instructions with the new one.

as for not lending tools, over the years i have had leant various tools to tradesmen to complete jobs when they have been short of kit. it's enabled me to upgrade 2 screwdrivers and a pair of cable cutters smile. funnily enough i rarely have issues with deliveries and installs smile

Kiltie

7,504 posts

247 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Pothole said:
Vaud said:
Pothole said:
The deaf bloke doesn't know what anything sounds like?
Why? Not everyone is born deaf?
Clearly not everyone is born with a sense of humour.
Pardon?

D1ckie

739 posts

191 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Ouch.... what happened to the OP?

Condi

17,218 posts

172 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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smn159 said:
Poor show by the OP for not replying to any of the points made after posting his initial complaints about JL though.
Defiantly. Come on OP, anything to say at all?

KFC

3,687 posts

131 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Condi said:
Defiantly. Come on OP, anything to say at all?
laugh

No chance whatsoever of any further input from OP when 99% of the replies have all agreed both him and his daughter are coming across like a pair of knobs.

haggishunter

1,315 posts

244 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Kiltie said:
Pothole said:
Vaud said:
Pothole said:
The deaf bloke doesn't know what anything sounds like?
Why? Not everyone is born deaf?
Clearly not everyone is born with a sense of humour.
Pardon?
Eh?

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Condi said:
Defiantly. Come on OP, anything to say at all?
Give him a break. Saturday night. In France. Good wine . The only mistake was having the PC fired up! All is forgiven...

Neil H

15,323 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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John Lewis don't do wall mounting so why would they be expecting to remove it from the wall? If you're expecting them to collect it why not get it ready for them? Certain types of people enjoy making life difficult for themselves and those around them, probably attention-seeking/ self-esteem issues.

Snozzwangler said:
Wall mounted TVs = caaaaancil
teacher It's only council if you can see the cables dangling down the wall.

The Vambo

6,643 posts

142 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Neil H said:
John Lewis don't do wall mounting
Sure about that?

Neil H

15,323 posts

252 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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The Vambo said:
Sure about that?
No. If I'm wrong I apologise. We can't all be Telegraph journalists.

The Vambo

6,643 posts

142 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Neil H said:
No. If I'm wrong I apologise. We can't all be Telegraph journalists.
No, but any old UKIP voter can spawn them.

98elise

26,644 posts

162 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Vaud said:
Rich_W said:
Given that probably 70% of people have their TV mounted on the wall
Really? I doubt it.
I'd go with utter bks. I don't know anyone with a wall mounted TV. I'm sure some people do, but its got to be less than 10%.

Bullett

10,889 posts

185 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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jesta1865 said:
we had an issue with a toaster (daughter took it backwhen when we were away), i was more impressed as it turned out my daughter was using it wrong
I have to ask. How did she use a toaster wrong?





Pique

1,158 posts

208 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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McSam said:
I've just remembered we have an entirely free fridge thanks to John Lewis.

We ordered one from them at a healthy discount as ours was intermittently cutting out and very old anyway. The new one was delayed for some reason, so JL promptly sent out a "courtesy fridge" which arrived on the same day as originally planned, to make sure we weren't stuck without one.

The one we ordered arrived a week or so later, but the guy delivering it said he couldn't take the temporary one away right then, and that someone would be in touch to arrange collection. We heard nothing, rang up a couple of weeks later and were told they'd call if they needed it.

Since that was three years ago now, I assume they never did miss it! smile
But is it plastic backed or metal?

Stugots

358 posts

227 months

Monday 16th March 2015
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Bullett said:
I have to ask. How did she use a toaster wrong.
They don't dry hair very well.