John Lewis comedy.

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Spare tyre

9,586 posts

131 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
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I've added tv installation to my wedding gift list
(The tv is going in a chicken orphanage in an African village) will they have screwdrivers there?

Snozzwangler

12,230 posts

195 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
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Spare tyre said:
I've added tv installation to my wedding gift list
(The tv is going in a chicken orphanage in an African village) will they have screwdrivers there?
Yes.





But no deaf or Poles.

TroubledSoul

4,600 posts

195 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
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OP has let us down. Perhaps we should have tried to be more outraged?

wack

2,103 posts

207 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
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The Vambo said:
No, but any old UKIP voter can spawn them.
Is it too late to ask for a recipt for 3x the price of the old set

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 21st March 2015
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I once wrote an article for my university newspaper so I get excellent service from Aldi.

RammyMP

6,784 posts

154 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.

anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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RammyMP said:
I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.
Interesting. Why do you consistently go back?

TheAngryDog

12,409 posts

210 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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The Black Baron

49 posts

122 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

ecsrobin

17,124 posts

166 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
So you are not the deaf/polish/without screwdriver?

I say we track down these individuals to hear their side of the story.

Condi

17,207 posts

172 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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The Black Baron said:
Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
You've made 1 post in 12 months. How are you, we or anyone else supposed to know if it means fk all when we've been denied the opportunity to listen and judge for ourselves by your silence?

bingybongy

3,875 posts

147 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
Perhaps a little patronising.
No, a condescending git.

Colonial

13,553 posts

206 months

Sunday 22nd March 2015
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The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
Or maybe he'll create a second user name to try and make things calm down.

John D.

17,885 posts

210 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Colonial said:
The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
Or maybe he'll create a second user name to try and make things calm down.
He does have some brains yes


RammyMP

6,784 posts

154 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Jimboka said:
RammyMP said:
I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.
Interesting. Why do you consistently go back?
It's my wife that goes back as she is deluded that M&S are superior to other high street stores. The last time she went she bought a cake, after eating it I noticed it was out of date when it was sold. She complained to M&S and failed to get a response.

Just saying, don't flame me!

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
Welcome back lowdrag.

ecsrobin

17,124 posts

166 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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ApOrbital said:
The Black Baron said:
In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!
Welcome back lowdrag.
The question is did the TV get fixed, the harddrive returned, and what nationality returned the TV including any disabilities they may of had.

ApOrbital

9,964 posts

119 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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I am more concerned about the deaf chap and the fridge.

TroubledSoul

4,600 posts

195 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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I still want to know about the hard drive and whether they stole his porn.

Neil H

15,323 posts

252 months

Monday 23rd March 2015
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Haven't seen the piece in the Telegraph about it yet, I guess she is still refining the story and collecting interviews?

Looking forward to it though.