John Lewis comedy.

[Spare tyre]

I've added tv installation to my wedding gift list
(The tv is going in a chicken orphanage in an African village) will they have screwdrivers there?

[Snozzwangler]

Spare tyre said:

I've added tv installation to my wedding gift list
(The tv is going in a chicken orphanage in an African village) will they have screwdrivers there?

Yes.





But no deaf or Poles.

[TroubledSoul]

OP has let us down. Perhaps we should have tried to be more outraged?

[wack]

The Vambo said:

No, but any old UKIP voter can spawn them.

Is it too late to ask for a recipt for 3x the price of the old set

[RobinBanks]

I once wrote an article for my university newspaper so I get excellent service from Aldi.

[RammyMP]

I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.

[anonymous-user]

RammyMP said:

I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.

Interesting. Why do you consistently go back?

[TheAngryDog]

[The Black Baron]

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

[ecsrobin]

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

So you are not the deaf/polish/without screwdriver?

I say we track down these individuals to hear their side of the story.

[Condi]

The Black Baron said:

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

You've made 1 post in 12 months. How are you, we or anyone else supposed to know if it means fk all when we've been denied the opportunity to listen and judge for ourselves by your silence?

[bingybongy]

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

Perhaps a little patronising.
No, a condescending git.

[Colonial]

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

Or maybe he'll create a second user name to try and make things calm down.

[John D.]

Colonial said:

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

Or maybe he'll create a second user name to try and make things calm down.

He does have some brains

[RammyMP]

Jimboka said:

RammyMP said:

I've never had a problem with JL. M&S on the other hand I have found them to be consistently st.

Interesting. Why do you consistently go back?

It's my wife that goes back as she is deluded that M&S are superior to other high street stores. The last time she went she bought a cake, after eating it I noticed it was out of date when it was sold. She complained to M&S and failed to get a response.

Just saying, don't flame me!

[ApOrbital]

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

Welcome back lowdrag.

[ecsrobin]

ApOrbital said:

The Black Baron said:

In my experience, Lowdrag has come across as a man with some brains, if perhaps a little patronising at times. He will doubtless be aware of the way this thread has gone and will be sensibly ignoring it until it's a speck of a shadow in the dark corners of your cache.

Let's let the internet swallow this up and move on shall we.

No need to keep poke-poke-poking the bear, as I doubt a response will be forthcoming.

Still, this is PH, so what I say means farq'all anyway. As you were!

Welcome back lowdrag.

The question is did the TV get fixed, the harddrive returned, and what nationality returned the TV including any disabilities they may of had.

[ApOrbital]

I am more concerned about the deaf chap and the fridge.

[TroubledSoul]

I still want to know about the hard drive and whether they stole his porn.

[Neil H]

Haven't seen the piece in the Telegraph about it yet, I guess she is still refining the story and collecting interviews?

Looking forward to it though.