John Lewis comedy.

[tleefox]

I bought a telly from JL once - it works fine and the bloke who sold it to me wasn't Polish.

My daughter is only 6 months old so isn't a journalist.

[wolfracesonic]

42'' flat screen eh You're lucky John Lewis came round to your daughters council flat at all.

[Snozzwangler]

wolfracesonic said:

42'' flat screen eh You're lucky John Lewis came round to your daughters council flat at all.

Now, where's that council thread....

[MarshPhantom]

stuttgartmetal said:

John Lewis all day and everyday for big home purchases
Top class.
I don't see why they should be unscrewing anything.
They didn't fit it, they should just be collecting it, surely ?
They're doing you a favour, where's your thanks?
Most retailers would expect you to bring it back to the shop

There's nopleasing some people.
John Lewis Partnership wont be losing any sleep.

This, I think. They were expecting the TV to be ready for collection but it wasn't as it was still on the wall. They where doing your daughter a favour by offering to take it off the wall.

I wouldn't expect delivery men to have their own tools.

[valiant]

We need a DailyMailesque picture of the daughter pointing to to an empty wall where there was once a tv looking all forlorn with a couple of glum kids in the background for good measure.

Bonus points if they're crying.

[HOGEPH]

[Screwdriverjokealert]
A rich lady is riding with her chauffeur when they get a flat tyre. He gets out and starts trying to prise off the hubcap. After a few minutes of struggling, the lady leans out of the window and says, ‘Would you like a screwdriver?’ He replies, ‘We might as well. I can’t get this bloody wheel off.’
[/screwdriverjokealert]

[bingybongy]

valiant said:

We need a DailyMailesque picture of the daughter pointing to to an empty wall where there was once a tv looking all forlorn with a couple of glum kids in the background for good measure.

Bonus points if they're crying.

[MrBarry123]

Bloody Poles.

Coming over here, trying to steal our televisions.

Don't even have the decency to bring their own tools.

Buggers.

[HollywoodStig]

Pistonheads John Lewis First XI - one

Hyacinth Bouquet - nil

[Snozzwangler]

valiant said:

We need a DailyMailesque picture of the daughter pointing to to an empty wall where there was once a tv looking all forlorn with a couple of glum kids in the background for good measure.

Bonus points if they're crying.

Pointing with a screwdriver!!

[The Vambo]

tleefox said:

I bought a telly from JL once - it works fine and the bloke who sold it to me wasn't Polish.

My daughter is only 6 months old so isn't a journalist.

But she doesn't work and is a drain an the NHS, send her back where she came from.....

[iambeowulf]

Jasandjules said:

iambeowulf said:

How much is your daughters house worth?

Perhaps wait for the story in the paper?

OP, why did your daughter not have the TV off the wall ready for collection?

Because wimin.

[RemyMartin]

Nyphur said:

OP sounds like a bellend.
OP's daughter sounds like a bellend.
The fridge sounds like a bellend.
The "Pole" sounds alright.

fking LOL. [\thread]

[McSam]

anonymous said:

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Yes, here.

[RobinOakapple]

McSam said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Yes, here.

Looks like he's abandoned this thread then.

[Troubleatmill]

Nyphur said:

OP sounds like a bellend.
OP's daughter sounds like a bellend.
The fridge sounds like a bellend.
The "Pole" sounds alright.

But the deaf chap couldn't hear him.

[Snozzwangler]

RobinOakapple said:

McSam said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Yes, here.

Looks like he's abandoned this thread then.

With the strength of principle that raised a screwdriver refusing Hyacinth Bouquet TV breaker

[anonymous-user]

wolfracesonic said:

42'' flat screen eh You're lucky John Lewis came round to your daughters council flat at all.

I suppose the OP forgot 'middle class grandkids' don't do anything below 56"
42" as you say is so council and last year (Our tv is 42" because I'm not ostentatious and have no money )

[Silverbullet767]

This thread has not gone well OP, has it?

[aka_kerrly]

Snozzwangler said:

valiant said:

We need a DailyMailesque picture of the daughter pointing to to an empty wall where there was once a tv looking all forlorn with a couple of glum kids in the background for good measure.

Bonus points if they're crying.

Pointing with a screwdriver!!

Haha shouldn't laugh but you guys nailed it.

op have you or your daughter read the instruction manual....