If you could change one thing about your partner?

[Don]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

I'd like her to be the heiress to a fortune of billions.

Who would likely have a pre-nup to ensure you get nothing when she trades you in for a Christian Grey lookalike...

[rambo19]

McSam said:

I'd make her appreciate herself at least half as much as she truly deserves.

Best quote so far.

[43034]

I'd like her to exist

[GG89]

43034 said:

I'd like her to exist

Ouch!

I'd like mines to be less mental on her bad week.

[crossy67]

I'd love to be able to go out for a meal where they do nice food she'll eat. Drives me bananas, she is vegetarian, won't eat meat, fish, doesn't like mushrooms and doesn't like eggs. Funnily enough, when I make a mushroom omelet I loose 1/4 of it but she still insists she doesn't like shrooms or eggs.

Her taste in music is sometimes questionable too.

Bit of a pattern forming here!

[vinnie01]

Het Clumsiness... the amount of things i have to fix or replace because she's too heavy handed

[anonymous-user]

The accent. Suffolk, buh.

[DoubleSix]

vinnie01 said:

Het Clumsiness... the amount of things i have to fix or replace because she's too heavy handed

Snap!

For a dainty 8 stone mine sure batters cars/houses/watches/crockery/appliances etc

[FredClogs]

thismonkeyhere said:

I was going to say 'more self confidence' and she sometimes lacks it.

But then I thought that if she had that she might realise that she could do better, so - nothing.

This

[Council Baby]

I'd teach her to drink properly, 2 or 3 and she's off her rocker or going to sleep.

10 drinks later ok wondering where she's fking gone.

[FredClogs]

vinnie01 said:

Het Clumsiness... the amount of things i have to fix or replace because she's too heavy handed

Says the guy whose fingers are too fat for a keyboard.

[anonymous-user]

The ability to moderate her body temperature better. Twenty one degrees Celsius indoors is not 'freezing cold'.

[vinnie01]

FredClogs said:

Says the guy whose fingers are too fat for a keyboard.

Im Lysdexic and have an excuse so Ner

[HTP99]

Coupe of things:

1. She will have a moan at me about something that she doesn't like me doing; I will retaliate with a moan about her doing something that I don't like, she will then come back with "oh stop moaning, you sound like a moany old man, you are getting really miserable and moany" or something like that. In esscence she is allowed to have a dig but I am not and I find it kind of ironic that she will have a moan at me but then will have a moan back about my moaning and tell me to stop moaning all the while whilst she is.......err moaning.
2. Going out; when we get ready to go out at a set time I want to go out, I don't want both of us to get ready and then all of a sudden to be left standing around for 20 minutes as the bloody washing has finished so she then decides to emty it and hang stuff up and then spot that the hall floor is a bit mucky so then will whip the hoover out and start hoovering, all whilst I'm standing around and then when I say something "oh stop moaning"
3. Food; she is so picky, doesn't like pork, however will eat ham, bacon, gammon and pork sausages, doesn't like beef, however will eat mince, beef sausages and burgers, doesn't like lamb; not really an issue as she is happy to eat chicken but once in a while I wish she would just try other meats.

[expensivegarms]

My girlfriends weird eating habits... Won't eat meat, but will eat bacon. Can't eat cheese or drink milk due to a lactose intolerance... But will anyway a lot of the time. Makes trying to go out for a nice meal a bit difficult!

[AyBee]

Stop her worrying about pretty much everything - she's lovely, but her worrying about even the most mundane things drives me nuts, and she knows it.

[Mobile Chicane]

Nothing.

[mad4amanda]

McSam said:

I'd make her appreciate herself at least half as much as she truly deserves.

Mine too and work less hours so she can enjoy our son more for me the two are linked.

[Monkeylegend]

HTP99 said:

but once in a while I wish she would just try other meats.

Wouldn't we all.

[stuartmmcfc]

Swallow not spit.